Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn*
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey‘s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester‘s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Alley trying to eat a man who had some barbecue sauce on his lip? The options are limitless.
Shit, Mini-Me‘s in here? See? This is what I’m talking about,
- The Superficial
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Of course….there’s a scarf.
Naturally. Look at all the snow and sleet around her.
I was on the edge of having a crush on this actor, so thank U for helping push me back towards common sense & sanity. He’s just another big doofus who looks good in stage mascara.
Your life sounds interesting.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I agree. I don’t see the big deal but then I don’t watch Mad Men either. Is that what its called? Seems weird now that I’ve typed it. Meh, whatever.
I thought that was Dr. House.
It’s that incredibly bad Monte Carlo semi nude plaster statue again……painful.
Macy, you rock that hair.
His hair is prettier than hers.
Is it wrong that I’m slightly turned on by this?
Yes. It’s wrong.
Did Tom die?
Umm he’s not wearing any underwear and you can see his gigantic cock…
Damn, does this man never wear underroos!!
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/
Hahaha! I love you, Cock Dr.
Looks guilty about something. What’s with all the toilet roll?
Starting to show the affects of too many facial plastic surgeries. Creepy.
OK, something’s happened. Something that requires absorption.
Did Snooki’s herpes blisters pop again?
4 for 1 sale???
I think it’s pretty safe to say he wears thongs, too.
Are they going to TP some poor Italian? Haven’t they punished that country enough?
Was she in that Katy Perry video, too?
Because carts are for pussies.
Didn’t I see a very similar hairstyle on yesterdaze “Crap” gallery?
Well, now we know who styles Jared Leto’s hair.
Mmmmmm… delicious. Thanks, PB!
yes!!! HOT HOT HOT!!!
Argh, this outfit is crying out for a scarf!
Haha! — you are so right!
OMG
Those are some HUGE bitches!
I’m frightened…
scary!
Nice pork sword. Alright, alright, alright…
I think he’s trying to reach out and squeeze my nips.
Suzy Parker would never have been caught in public looking like this.
she looks fat
Distressingly awful. WTF happened to her?
first time she went out without make-up.
So folks if you ever got a chance to fuck her. this is the face you will see while you will be cumin’ in her vagina.
Remember folks all these women you see that have hot faces is all lighting and make up. the body is another thing
too much drugs thats what happened to her!! she used to be soooo pretty
She was never pretty. Now she looks like one of those old women who lives in a trailer park and smokes 6 packs of cigarettes a day. Before, she just looked like a young woman who lives in a trailer park.
“I’m crushing your heads…”
+10 for the Kids in the Hall reference!
He would we be a good guest announcer on MXC. “That tiny man just crushed his wedding vegetables” “Right you are Lou”
Was thinking the same thing!
Beaten to the punch but whatever. Kids in the Hall FTW!
My exact thoughts! Argh, too slow.
Arg! You beat me too!
BAHAHAHAHA
Yep, he looks like he could be mayor of New York City. Nope, that’s not a compliment.
Beef jerky anyone?
Can’t explain it; I hated this guy at first sight. I don’t even know who he is or what he’s famous for. Douche alert.
ITS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY
…i think ill skip my medication.
where’s that boob going?
It’s headed south!
Trying to escape!
Nice jeans!
i love what’s in ‘em
that’s what i was thinking
Conditioner and an oral hygienist, STAT!
How can anyone hate gay people? It’s like hatin’ on puppies.
Haha! +1
You get the feeling she’s got something clenched in every orifice.
hahaha
A scarf would give this outfit juuuuust the right pop of color!
Um, there IS a scarf. It’s black.
I think that was the joke.
I’d have bought that if Satan’s bitch hadn’t been making similar comments on other outfits without scarves.
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! *cackle* *cackle* *cackle*
That’s exactly what I was thinking! LMAO!!!!
Oh dear!
The woman behind her says it all..
Blake Lively on crack.
Berries and cream?
He’s probably gay. That seems like a gay friend type smooch.
She’s a Scientologist. They ain’t down with the gays. If he is, he is so far in the closet Richard Simmons probably couldn’t drag him out.
Because…there are no gay Scientologists? Is this your first time at this site? Or first time experiencing any celebrity gossip whatsoever?
There he is, folks, the star of Troll Dolls: The Great Spy Caper.
I guess that the fact that you can see his dick distracts from the fact that he is carrying a purse. WTF!
I know Granny Clampett has more class than to dress like a $20 hooker, and yet here she is…
Hasn’t he been in a scandal-free marriage for a long time now? Kudos to Jon.
Who?
Sorry, who again?
Matthew McConaughey?! I can only see a guy with a shirt on.
She’s never been the same since she finally escaped from Mr. Slave’s ass. Lemmiwinks!
“Paris Hilton,Parishilton, Parishilton…”
Grizzly Adams…
look’s like her head is going to fall off
Wait… does herpes do that? We can only hope…