Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn*
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey‘s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester‘s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Alley trying to eat a man who had some barbecue sauce on his lip? The options are limitless.
Shit, Mini-Me‘s in here? See? This is what I’m talking about,
- The Superficial