The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.9.11

June 9th, 2011 // 761 Comments

Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn*

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey‘s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester‘s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Alley trying to eat a man who had some barbecue sauce on his lip? The options are limitless.

Shit, Mini-Me‘s in here? See? This is what I’m talking about,

- The Superficial

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  1. Katie Holmes
    Cock Dr
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    Of course….there’s a scarf.

  2. Jon Hamm
    Cock Dr
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    I was on the edge of having a crush on this actor, so thank U for helping push me back towards common sense & sanity. He’s just another big doofus who looks good in stage mascara.

  3. Jon Hamm
    Ponkur
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    I thought that was Dr. House.

  4. William H Macy
    Cock Dr
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    It’s that incredibly bad Monte Carlo semi nude plaster statue again……painful.
    Macy, you rock that hair.

  5. Katy Perry Katy Beth Terry
    Levant Hardcastle
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    Is it wrong that I’m slightly turned on by this?

  6. Katie Holmes
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Tom die?

  7. Matthew McConaughey
    Jon
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    Umm he’s not wearing any underwear and you can see his gigantic cock…

  8. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks guilty about something. What’s with all the toilet roll?

  9. Tom Cruise
    Cock Dr
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    Starting to show the affects of too many facial plastic surgeries. Creepy.

  10. Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, something’s happened. Something that requires absorption.

  11. Gavin Rossdale
    AC
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s pretty safe to say he wears thongs, too.

  12. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Cock Dr
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    Are they going to TP some poor Italian? Haven’t they punished that country enough?

  13. Diane Kruger
    AC
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    Was she in that Katy Perry video, too?

  14. Commented on this photo:

    Because carts are for pussies.

  15. Sylvester Stallone Giuseppe Franco
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t I see a very similar hairstyle on yesterdaze “Crap” gallery?

  16. Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice Guy
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmmm… delicious. Thanks, PB!

  17. Ashton Kutcher
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Argh, this outfit is crying out for a scarf!

  18. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Beth Chapman
    Cock Dr
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    OMG
    Those are some HUGE bitches!

  19. Matthew McConaughey
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice pork sword. Alright, alright, alright…

  20. Lou Ferrigno
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    I think he’s trying to reach out and squeeze my nips.

  21. Janice Dickinson
    Urbanspaceman
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    Suzy Parker would never have been caught in public looking like this.

  22. LeAnn Rimes
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    she looks fat

  23. Mischa Barton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Distressingly awful. WTF happened to her?

    • first time she went out without make-up.
      So folks if you ever got a chance to fuck her. this is the face you will see while you will be cumin’ in her vagina.

      Remember folks all these women you see that have hot faces is all lighting and make up. the body is another thing

    • Fletch

      She was never pretty. Now she looks like one of those old women who lives in a trailer park and smokes 6 packs of cigarettes a day. Before, she just looked like a young woman who lives in a trailer park.

  24. Lou Ferrigno
    GuyLeDouche
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    “I’m crushing your heads…”

  25. Alec Baldwin
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    Yep, he looks like he could be mayor of New York City. Nope, that’s not a compliment.

  26. Janice Dickinson
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Beef jerky anyone?

  27. Adrian Grenier
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t explain it; I hated this guy at first sight. I don’t even know who he is or what he’s famous for. Douche alert.

  28. Katie Holmes
    never
    Commented on this photo:

    ITS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY
    …i think ill skip my medication.

  29. Catherine Zeta-Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    where’s that boob going?

  30. Katie Holmes
    Asoto
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice jeans!

  31. Mischa Barton
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Conditioner and an oral hygienist, STAT!

  32. Johnny Weir
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How can anyone hate gay people? It’s like hatin’ on puppies.

  33. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    You get the feeling she’s got something clenched in every orifice.

  34. Al Pacino
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    A scarf would give this outfit juuuuust the right pop of color!

  35. Mischa Barton
    Nooken
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! *cackle* *cackle* *cackle*

  36. Johnny Weir
    rough, now in the consciousness
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh dear!

  37. Leighton Meester
    Laluni
    Commented on this photo:

    The woman behind her says it all..

  38. LeAnn Rimes
    Asoto
    Commented on this photo:

    Blake Lively on crack.

  39. Johnny Weir
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Berries and cream?

  40. Kirstie Alley
    Cock Dr
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    He’s probably gay. That seems like a gay friend type smooch.

    • Hey Hick Fuck You

      She’s a Scientologist. They ain’t down with the gays. If he is, he is so far in the closet Richard Simmons probably couldn’t drag him out.

      • TomFrank

        Because…there are no gay Scientologists? Is this your first time at this site? Or first time experiencing any celebrity gossip whatsoever?

  41. William H Macy
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    There he is, folks, the star of Troll Dolls: The Great Spy Caper.

  42. Matthew McConaughey
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    I guess that the fact that you can see his dick distracts from the fact that he is carrying a purse. WTF!

  43. Mischa Barton
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    I know Granny Clampett has more class than to dress like a $20 hooker, and yet here she is…

  44. John Bon Jovi
    Cock Dr
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    Hasn’t he been in a scandal-free marriage for a long time now? Kudos to Jon.

  45. Kevin Sorbo
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  46. Matthew McConaughey
    Asoto
    Commented on this photo:

    Matthew McConaughey?! I can only see a guy with a shirt on.

  47. Paris Hilton
    GuyLeDouche
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    She’s never been the same since she finally escaped from Mr. Slave’s ass. Lemmiwinks!

  48. Alec Baldwin
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    Grizzly Adams…

  49. Paris Hilton
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    look’s like her head is going to fall off

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