The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.7.12

June 7th, 2012 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that contains a pic of the most covered-up-you’ll-ever-see-in-close-proximity-to-a-huge-gathering-of-nerds-Adrianne Curry, as well as Brooke Burke checking to make sure tha– yep, still awesome, Darryl Hannah turned herself into Vigo the Carpathian and Bill Murray still won’t commit, and finally, Gerard Butler wearing this shirt would be like Jessica Simpson wearing one with “Butter” across the front.

Speaking of pregnancies gone completely off the rails, Uma Thurman anyone?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Estella Warren Fat Scarf E3 Expo
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Not bad when you think that just a while ago she was only a bunch of parts on a bench in MIT

  2. JWoww Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    This is how you do it, Uma….wait…did I really just say that?

  3. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Evil Monkey
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    They cannot be together! She must have just walk in the picture accidentally.

  4. Jon Heder E3 Expo
    The Brown Streak
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    “A whole bunch of nerds and no ladies? SCORE! (no pun intended)”

  5. Snooki Butt Shorts
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    One bag is for her lunch. What’s the grey cheetah one for?

  6. James Gandolfini
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    “This is a nice camera. Maybe you should get one of these for yourself. Aaaahhh, just kidding. Here ya go, paisan.”

  7. George Lopez
    Minky Wail
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    “¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa!”

  8. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Sheppy
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    I was in WeHo last night. Didn’t see these too. Did however, see JLH though. In fact she was sat next to me at a bar. She’s tiny. Really slim right now. And sweet… was having her photo taken with loads of people.

    And no, she didn’t show me any rings. My girlfriend would have almost certainly disapproved.

    What was this post about again?

  9. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He makes us ALL laugh, Sofia

  10. Estella Warren Fat Scarf E3 Expo
    Minky Wail
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    Is this the Olsen sister that eats?

  11. Charlie Sheen
    The Brown Streak
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    “These people are devils I say….THEY’RE DEVILS! (Pun intended)”

  12. George Lopez
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    Aww, that kid from Saved by the Bell didn’t age well.

  13. Ana de la Reguera Cleavage Antonio Banderas
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Oysters a la Reguera

  14. Penelope Ann Miller No Make Up Foil In Hair
    The Brown Streak
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    “Ok, I got the aluminum foil in my hair. Now will the aliens go away? What? I’m supposed to make a hat out of it? No way! That’ll totally mess up my hair!”

  15. Daryl Hannah Man Face
    The Brown Streak
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    I came here for the boobs and all I…OH GOD!

  16. Brooke Burke Adjusts Bra Extra
    GeorgeWBush
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    Guess those implants aren’t working to well….

  17. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Minky Wail
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    You know you’ve made it when your cigarette lighter is a human being.

  18. Penelope Ann Miller No Make Up Foil In Hair
    flatspottin'
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    That pinky wasn’t up my nose I swear! Keep those eyes on my hair…

  19. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    The Brown Streak
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    Shouldn’t have fucked William Perry.

  20. Lisa Bonet Zoe Kravitz
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    Not pictured at this event: Anyone actually wearing a little black jacket.

  21. James Gandolfini
    The Brown Streak
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    I thought DJ Qualls was younger than that.

  22. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress
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    You mean Julianne HO

  23. Lisa Bonet Zoe Kravitz
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    80′s crush meet my 10′s crush

  24. Hilary Duff Fat Baby Weight
    The Brown Streak
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    She’s not fat. She just stole everything from that deli a few blocks back. That’s what happens when you have a bum for a husband.

    • “Hockey hunk Mike Comrie might have wanted a pre-nuptial agreement more than his actress bride Hilary Duff did before they got married last weekend—his family is worth $500 million.” – New York Post, August 18, 2010

  25. George Lopez
    The Brown Streak
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    “Why do Mexicans watch soccer? They always give out yellow and red cards. Maybe one day they’ll give out green ones. Thank you thank you. I’ll be here all night!”

  26. Gerard Butler Columbia T Shirt
    SupaDupa
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    He got so much “service” out there they gave him a t-shirt….Nice!

  27. Penelope Ann Miller No Make Up Foil In Hair
    Mike Walker
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    Hold tight crusty booger… be with ya in a minute.

  28. George Lopez
    pretty nasty
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    knock knock
    whos there?
    “George Lopez on Extra”
    George Lopez on Extra what?
    George Lopez on Extra kidney.

  29. Estella Warren Fat Scarf E3 Expo
    The Brown Streak
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    The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Fuck! I shouldn’t have been an athiest!

  30. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets Motorcycle
    Rosalie
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    Every time I try to say something, someone tells me that she’s a great pianist.

  31. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    The Brown Streak
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    I really wish she would wear pants….oh, I get it now…it’s camouflaged!

  32. Ana de la Reguera Cleavage Antonio Banderas
    The Brown Streak
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    Wow, dude, wear a belt! What? What are the rest of you looking at?

  33. Penelope Ann Miller No Make Up Foil In Hair
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    With that much tinfoil, you’d figure she wouldn’t need a phone to talk to anyone – hell, she should be picking up Radio Brazil through her dental fillings.

  34. Brooke Burke Adjusts Bra Extra
    The Brown Streak
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    Sorry kid. Don’t have any chocolate milk.

  35. JWoww Cleavage
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Does that show even HAVE a “cute one”???

  36. Uma Thurman Pregnant Belly Large Breasts
    UniversalUgly
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    You know in Dawn Of The Dead when the lady dies and turns into a zombie but is still pregnant with a zombie baby? Well she looked better.

  37. Snooki Butt Shorts
    The Brown Streak
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    The music at the end of The Incredible Hulk always makes me cry.

  38. Lisa Bonet Zoe Kravitz
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Call me a racist, I really can’t tell goblins from elves at all

  39. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    Prices in there are outrageous. Some people have to slip their liquor in by surgically implanting a bottle in their calves.

  40. Estella Warren Fat Scarf E3 Expo
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    Just a reminder…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/07/estella_warren_06-340_255.jpg[/img]

  41. Uma Thurman Pregnant Belly Large Breasts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I find it very relaxing, the sound of pregnant women calling to one another

  42. Lisa Bonet Zoe Kravitz
    The Brown Streak
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    I have $2.71 in my pocket right now. Make out and you can have it!

  43. George Lopez
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    could someobody PLEASE iron his face???

  44. Charlie Sheen
    Das Nerd
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    I can’t believe they wouldn’t even let him back inside to get his teeth. That’s just cold.

  45. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Guy she’s with is happy now but he’s going to end the night in a Hough

  46. Estella Warren Fat Scarf E3 Expo
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    the only thing I ever saw her in was that crap Tim Burton PLANET OF THE APES remake. She was very attractive back then….but I havent caughther in anything else. What up with the eyes? reminds me of when a teddy bear loses an eye and your mom just sews a random sort-of-matching button on. LOL

  47. Uma Thurman Pregnant Belly Large Breasts
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I.m playing Diablo3 right now, and Uma keeps running towards me with her arms waggling above her head, and then she explodes and eels erupt out of her and chase me down the street.

    • Chris

      Ok, I laughed so hard at that I think I peed myself.

      • hmmmm

        What? That was a funny comment? For fuck’s sake, that was the cheesiest, second-most bland comment on this page! Your sense of humor is shit. Both of ya’s. Think of something funny next time, you know, for the ADULTS.

      • Chris

        I still think it was funny but then I’m playing Diablo 3 right now too and she’s a pretty good match.

  48. JWoww Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Butt cleave.

  49. JWoww Cleavage
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    fuckin awful.

  50. Adrianne Curry Cleavage E3 Expo
    Raaaaaaaa
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    tough call as to whether her comic geek-ness (good) outweighs the wonk tits (bad)….my bet’s on no…

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