Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that contains a pic of the most covered-up-you’ll-ever-see-in-close-proximity-to-a-huge-gathering-of-nerds-Adrianne Curry, as well as Brooke Burke checking to make sure tha– yep, still awesome, Darryl Hannah turned herself into Vigo the Carpathian and Bill Murray still won’t commit, and finally, Gerard Butler wearing this shirt would be like Jessica Simpson wearing one with “Butter” across the front.
Speaking of pregnancies gone completely off the rails, Uma Thurman anyone?
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Not bad when you think that just a while ago she was only a bunch of parts on a bench in MIT
This is how you do it, Uma….wait…did I really just say that?
Snooki is the preggo one… not JWoww
They cannot be together! She must have just walk in the picture accidentally.
“A whole bunch of nerds and no ladies? SCORE! (no pun intended)”
One bag is for her lunch. What’s the grey cheetah one for?
“This is a nice camera. Maybe you should get one of these for yourself. Aaaahhh, just kidding. Here ya go, paisan.”
“¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa!”
I was in WeHo last night. Didn’t see these too. Did however, see JLH though. In fact she was sat next to me at a bar. She’s tiny. Really slim right now. And sweet… was having her photo taken with loads of people.
And no, she didn’t show me any rings. My girlfriend would have almost certainly disapproved.
What was this post about again?
He makes us ALL laugh, Sofia
Is this the Olsen sister that eats?
“These people are devils I say….THEY’RE DEVILS! (Pun intended)”
Aww, that kid from Saved by the Bell didn’t age well.
Oysters a la Reguera
“Ok, I got the aluminum foil in my hair. Now will the aliens go away? What? I’m supposed to make a hat out of it? No way! That’ll totally mess up my hair!”
I came here for the boobs and all I…OH GOD!
Guess those implants aren’t working to well….
You know you’ve made it when your cigarette lighter is a human being.
That pinky wasn’t up my nose I swear! Keep those eyes on my hair…
Shouldn’t have fucked William Perry.
Not pictured at this event: Anyone actually wearing a little black jacket.
I thought DJ Qualls was younger than that.
You mean Julianne HO
80′s crush meet my 10′s crush
She’s not fat. She just stole everything from that deli a few blocks back. That’s what happens when you have a bum for a husband.
“Hockey hunk Mike Comrie might have wanted a pre-nuptial agreement more than his actress bride Hilary Duff did before they got married last weekend—his family is worth $500 million.” – New York Post, August 18, 2010
“Why do Mexicans watch soccer? They always give out yellow and red cards. Maybe one day they’ll give out green ones. Thank you thank you. I’ll be here all night!”
He got so much “service” out there they gave him a t-shirt….Nice!
Hold tight crusty booger… be with ya in a minute.
knock knock
whos there?
“George Lopez on Extra”
George Lopez on Extra what?
George Lopez on Extra kidney.
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Fuck! I shouldn’t have been an athiest!
Shouldn’t have dropped fifth grade English class, either.
I don’t care what anyone says…that Jeff Foxworthy game show be hard!
Every time I try to say something, someone tells me that she’s a great pianist.
Who happens to be a whore… Just saying!
Maybe you misunderstood and they were saying “she HAS a great penis.”
Pianist or penist? yeah that’s not a word
I really wish she would wear pants….oh, I get it now…it’s camouflaged!
Wow, dude, wear a belt! What? What are the rest of you looking at?
With that much tinfoil, you’d figure she wouldn’t need a phone to talk to anyone – hell, she should be picking up Radio Brazil through her dental fillings.
Sorry kid. Don’t have any chocolate milk.
Does that show even HAVE a “cute one”???
You know in Dawn Of The Dead when the lady dies and turns into a zombie but is still pregnant with a zombie baby? Well she looked better.
That was AWESOME.
The music at the end of The Incredible Hulk always makes me cry.
Call me a racist, I really can’t tell goblins from elves at all
Prices in there are outrageous. Some people have to slip their liquor in by surgically implanting a bottle in their calves.
Just a reminder…
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So she had the wonky eyes even when she was hot. Who knew?
I find it very relaxing, the sound of pregnant women calling to one another
I have $2.71 in my pocket right now. Make out and you can have it!
could someobody PLEASE iron his face???
I can’t believe they wouldn’t even let him back inside to get his teeth. That’s just cold.
Guy she’s with is happy now but he’s going to end the night in a Hough
the only thing I ever saw her in was that crap Tim Burton PLANET OF THE APES remake. She was very attractive back then….but I havent caughther in anything else. What up with the eyes? reminds me of when a teddy bear loses an eye and your mom just sews a random sort-of-matching button on. LOL
I.m playing Diablo3 right now, and Uma keeps running towards me with her arms waggling above her head, and then she explodes and eels erupt out of her and chase me down the street.
Ok, I laughed so hard at that I think I peed myself.
What? That was a funny comment? For fuck’s sake, that was the cheesiest, second-most bland comment on this page! Your sense of humor is shit. Both of ya’s. Think of something funny next time, you know, for the ADULTS.
I still think it was funny but then I’m playing Diablo 3 right now too and she’s a pretty good match.
Butt cleave.
fuckin awful.
tough call as to whether her comic geek-ness (good) outweighs the wonk tits (bad)….my bet’s on no…