Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that contains a pic of the most covered-up-you’ll-ever-see-in-close-proximity-to-a-huge-gathering-of-nerds-Adrianne Curry, as well as Brooke Burke checking to make sure tha– yep, still awesome, Darryl Hannah turned herself into Vigo the Carpathian and Bill Murray still won’t commit, and finally, Gerard Butler wearing this shirt would be like Jessica Simpson wearing one with “Butter” across the front.
Speaking of pregnancies gone completely off the rails, Uma Thurman anyone?
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This must be what it’s like in Beverly Hiills–Brooklyn Decker photobombs all the time.
Fuck you, Jon Lovitz.
I think you mean Juan Lovitz.
Este es mi esposa Sofia Vergara, sí que es el billete. Sí que es el billete.
So greasy forehead isn’t genetic?
“Oh look, Selma is here, thank God” !
Isn’t he supposed to be getting hit in the face by that?
Those straight as a wet noodle dancers look very interested.
Once were warriors, now just sodomisers.
Fucking awesome movie.
She ALWAYS listens to her fans and gives them what they want.
“LESS FACE!!!”
Orange County Choppers honour Lindsay’s return to the silver screen
The lady from Total Recall has aged horrible.
The lady from Total Recall has aged horribly.
He’s not really a mouth-breathing, easily fascinated by shiny objects guy. It was all just brilliant acting.
Bow-Wow
Chick in background: “Should I take a picture to prove to him that tiny red spiders aren’t crawling all over him?”
Fuck taking a pic… buy the man a goddam panini already!
Please-let-me-in-ing!
SUN! Thou art a cruel mistress!
worst case of wonk eye ever! who is this person?
I believe a certain Ms. Hilton holds that honor dear.
“Please tell that man I DON’T feel like eating at Subway, ok?”
“Hey 300! When’re ya gonna make another good movie?”
He doesn’t make movies anymore. His new career is showing up places where he thinks he might run across some paparazzi so they’ll take his picture and everyone will think he still makes movies.
The answer for wiry hair? Solder.
I don’t know if I’m more surprised that she’s still being photographed, or that she has clothes on. That’s some shiny hair though!
Thank you, Gerard, for displaying to us exactly how far the mighty can fall.
The red coat: …and this is the finger that told Sheen to fuck off!
Nerd boner
No….no, no, no. Put a supportive bra on, woman!
Any one else see hairy space invaders?
Little known fact –
Both he and Edward James Olmos injured their faces while bobbing for churros at a Cinco De Mayo party.
Do the chickens have talons?
5 more years and she’ll be 50, right?
Seen here taking a picture with his next meal.
I don’t understand why Donny & Marie chose this for their opening act.
Hey Napoleon, what’d you say you did last summer again?
I don’t even recognize Judas Priest anymore.
“Aw shit, that Tony guy is heading this way again.”
“Oh thank God, the camera can see him too”
I’m going to win my death pool bet from this man.
Pre-op transgender Ronald McDonald.
I knew Pablo Escobar’s death was faked.
My god, how does that man lift, well, anything?
Ewww.
Can’t get enough of that tan. He must have licked it all off his hand
I wanna feed her some power pellets but she just treats me like a ghost.
Welcome to the gun show ladies.
… the rubber band gun show.
Yeah, she ‘aight.
Singer or Prostitute? You decide.
That’s one way to attract a Lohan.
Not pictured: Congenital heart defect.
(Too soon?)
I LOL’d. I’m so ashamed.
I thought Mike Meyers ditched the Fat Bastard character.
good god, that thing looks heavy.
This is the pilot for Water Games with George Takei