Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that contains a pic of the most covered-up-you’ll-ever-see-in-close-proximity-to-a-huge-gathering-of-nerds-Adrianne Curry, as well as Brooke Burke checking to make sure tha– yep, still awesome, Darryl Hannah turned herself into Vigo the Carpathian and Bill Murray still won’t commit, and finally, Gerard Butler wearing this shirt would be like Jessica Simpson wearing one with “Butter” across the front.
Speaking of pregnancies gone completely off the rails, Uma Thurman anyone?
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One plastic surgeon should win an award.
The other plastic surgeon should make sure his malpractice insurance is up to date.
How long, you think, before she find out those joysticks are uhmmm something else?
I guess Uma’s pregnant….very very pregnant.
Should we tell her?
Naw that’s totally too much pizza, beer and DirectTV
Just when they were starting to live down their “Coke capital of the world” reputation…
He’s good with things that squirt.
Damn… Octomom is starting to look goo… OH WTF??? my eyes!!!
So much WTF here.
I suspect he can go a lot lower…
He looks so out of place there.
The precious… They tried to take it from me…
What happend to her face? My god..
Is that his “minder”?
What a job that must be.
That’s Jeremy Piven taking him “under his wing.” God help us all.
“Can you believe the gall of that chick? She obviously doesn’t know who I…hey, Dude, who the fuck are you, and where the fuck are we going…???”
Nice beard shithead!
What is he Amish?
She’s turning into Loretta Switt.
She prefers “Hot Lips”
Wow, that dude’s head looks shopped on that body…
Photo-boy, you scamp, you!
Subtle. I wonder what she’s trying to say here….
Lemme look through my Madonna notes and I bet we can figure it out.
Antonio’s new perfume? Eu de Melanoma?
Sweat stains on a gravid belly…not so good.
It’s all a distraction so we don’t notice the mom jeans.
Pretty sure they just put a hex on the paparazzi…
What a peculiar dress.
What a hideous dress. Fixed.
I kind of like it.
I kind of like it…on the floor of my bedroom.
It’s from James’ new series Fatty and the Stickbug. It’s a buddy cop show a la Starsky and Hutch. They drive around in a Mini Cooper and the comedy relief comes every time Gandolfini slides across the hood to drive.
Somebody call security! This woman is shoplifting watermelons!
OH Gawd! Is her kidney failing?
Don’t bother it….it’s going back to it’s lair to issue forth the litter.
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make your OWN RAINBOW!
hahaha great!
I have a feeling the dude on the right might be well-to-do.
Plus he’s hung like a Clydesdale and can breathe thru his ears…
j-cow
Next time could you maybe warn us a pic or two ahead so we have time to look away before receiving permanent damage?
So don’t smoke.
If her water breaks Manhattan is the new Atlantis.
where was this comment on a jessica simpson pic?!
We did similar stuff for her. Click here and then scroll down to my video embed.
Yeah, we’re thoughtful and consistent like that.
Wonk eye, weight gain and batshit crazy. Hey! It’s the trifecta!
Is she coming or going in this pic?
must’ve misread the invite. it said JACKET, not undershirt.
Lot of beards in that place.
Is that the new Sybian? COOL!
Pippa?!?!
“Pucker up, LOVER!!”
Network TV will never die. It’ll just look more and more like a crappy clip on YouTube.
We’ve sunk pretty low when daytime television has a money shot.
Because “cocaine” isn’t retro enough.
“I know there’s a boob in here SOMEWHERE!”
babbled Brooke.
It’s like she’s deliberately trying to fall down a flight of stairs, wearing those shoes.
I’ve seen amputees with healthier looking arms.
Good to know Cutler’s capable of passing something.
If I find out that it’s John Travolta standing behind him I just might throw up in my mouth….
Miley Cyrus in 5 years.
Nah, Cyrus already looks older yet she’s 14 years younger.
Just when I thought George couldn’t get any handsomer…
I have nothing witty to say about this. It’s just fucked up.
Pretty sure that guy sold me a cell phone a few weeks ago.
Banderas was photographed here saying “Who?” when asked where Melanie Griffith was.