The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.6.13

June 6th, 2013 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a feature that’s very existence has been validated today by Prince Charles this pic alone. (You’ll see it.) And of course, Prince Charles, duh. But there’s more good stuff in here, especially from last night’s CMT Awards, like a visibly terrified Nelly just now realizing he’s shown up to the worst possible red carpet and The Bacon Brothers hopefully receiving an award for their utter disgust with Dax Shepard. Then there’s Sean Bean the night before waking up and saying “I’ve made a huge mistake,” and Gerard Depardieu awkwardly distracted from this greeting by what he mistook as The World’s Largest Candy Apple.

“We couldn’t stop him,” town officials later explained to a distraught sculptor, infuriated over the loss of his life’s work, “He was like a ravenous bear. We lost two policemen,”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Leonardo DiCaprio French Open
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Edgar, your skin is hangin’ off your bones.”

  2. Romain Zago Joanna Krupa
    ThisWillHurt
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    We get it, Joanna. You like to make fun of Kim Kardashian. We all do.

  3. Andy Garcia Full Grey Beard Dodgers Game
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    He’s looking more like Jerry Garcia.

  4. Sean Bean Drunk With Ex Wife
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Sean, look! An acting role where you don’t die!”
    “WHERE?!”

  5. LeAnn Rimes Tight Dress Belly Weight Gain Extra
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    Look, everybody! Spanx makes an anorexic line!

  6. Bethenny Frankel Finger Down Throat Holding Daughter
    ThisWillHurt
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    “So, Bethany, you thinking about dating now that your a free woman?”
    “Boys? Ew!” *sticks finger in mouth*

  7. Sean Bean Drunk With Ex Wife
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    My observations thus far:
    1. She looks like a young Sean Young
    2. He look blasted out of his freakin’ mind.

  8. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Glamour Woman Of The Year Awards
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    The cheek implants, ugh !!

  9. Bethenny Frankel Finger Down Throat Holding Daughter
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    Lesson 101 in famewhoring: “You see Brynn, after you eat your ice cream, you go like this”.

  10. Prince Charles Yamazaki Mazak
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    Oh fuck! I left my weed grinders next to the boat propeller at Yamazaki Mazak in Worcester, UK.

  11. Eve Plastic Shirt Graduate Fashion Week Champagne Reception
    ThisWillHurt
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    WHo would except an apple from this monstrosity?

  12. LL Cool J Kings Of The Mic Tour
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    Just the tip…

  13. Kourtney Kardashian Pig Nose Tape Instagram
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    Sorry Khloe, you’re still not the prettiest one.

  14. Cyndi Lauper Sardis Caricature
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m relevant enough to be a caricature?”

  15. Cyndi Lauper Sardis Caricature
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    beautiful like a rainbow.

    would.

  16. Gerard Depardieu Suit Jacket Warm Up Pants
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    Oui Oui mesiur but I have to go to ze basroom…

  17. Milla Jovovich Nipples No Bra
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    Between her and Kate Moss, no window is safe…

  18. Leonardo DiCaprio French Open
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    “Hmmm…how can I continue to fuck every hot girl in Europe without my dick getting sore?”

  19. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Glamour Woman Of The Year Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Did daddy come out yet?”
    “Someday, little one. Someday.”

  20. Bethenny Frankel Finger Down Throat Holding Daughter
    alex
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    My thoughts exactly.

  21. Vince Vaughn GMA
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    This…. This is what the internet is for…

  22. Romain Zago Joanna Krupa
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    Uh, Joanna..your transvaginal mesh implant looks like it’s being rejected.

  23. Shemar Moore Kissing Fan On Cheek
    ThisWillHurt
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    Um, which of these two is the celebrity?

  24. Keith Urban Nicole Kidman CMT Music Awards
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    You know she’s staring at Lenny.

  25. Green Day Rock In Roma Festival
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    Harry Potter is so punk!

  26. Brooklyn Beckham Victoria Beckham Glamour Woman Of The Year Awards
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    “Don’t you even think of adjusting yourself…
    You clench those fists or so help me…”

  27. Dax Shepard The Bacon Brothers CMT Music Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You were in ‘Without a Paddle’. I’m Kevin Bacon. Get the fuck away from me.”

  28. Dax Shepard The Bacon Brothers CMT Music Awards
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    I’ll give your nose seven degrees of Kevin Bacon.

  29. Sean Bean Drunk With Ex Wife
    George P Burdell
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    I see he answered one her question wrong.

  30. Prince Charles Yamazaki Mazak
    ClitCommander
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    And here’s a bronze cast of your left year made to scale your Royal Highness.

  31. Keith Urban Nicole Kidman CMT Music Awards
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    Who’s the lesbian with her?

  32. Shemar Moore Kissing Fan On Cheek
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    Maybe less
    (⌐■_■)
    is moore?

  33. Bethenny Frankel Finger Down Throat Holding Daughter
    George P Burdell
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    Latest convert the Alicia Silverstone school of cooking for children.

  34. Amy Childs Bikini Putting On Lotion
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    Her and Victoria Silvedst should battle it out for top yacht whore…
    There should be lots of oil and no clothes…

  35. Leonardo DiCaprio French Open
    Darth Mung
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    VAGINA CHEEK

  36. LeAnn Rimes Tight Dress Belly Weight Gain Extra
    bamf
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    Dayum, I shouldn’t have had that skunk for lunch!

  37. Romain Zago Joanna Krupa
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    Why have they mic’d her cunt?

  38. Romain Zago Joanna Krupa
    Cock Dr
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    Is that sunscreen guy?
    And WTF is that on her thigh?

  39. Johnny Galecki Smoking Cigarette Beard Hipster Glasses Letterman
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    Well I know who’s getting the 2013 James Franco douche award…

  40. Gerard Depardieu Suit Jacket Warm Up Pants
    George P Burdell
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    When in France, he is always on the lookout for the taxman.

  41. Sienna Miller Cleavage Sticking Out Tongue Just Like A Woman Screening
    ThisWillHurt
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    She’s at a screening of “Just Like a Woman.” Is that the new Justin Bieber biopic?

  42. LeAnn Rimes Tight Dress Belly Weight Gain Extra
    ThisWillHurt
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    “See? I DO have an ass. Can I go back to not eating now?”

  43. Kourtney Kardashian Pig Nose Tape Instagram
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    Now there’re questions that come to mind. Where is this place, and when is it? What kind of world where ugliness is the norm and beauty the deviation from that norm? You want an answer? The answer is, it doesn’t make any difference. Because the old saying happens to be true. Beauty *is* in the eye of the beholder, in this year or a hundred years hence. On this planet or wherever there is human life…in The Twilight Zone.

  44. Oliver Platt Red Sweatpants Vespa
    George P Burdell
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    You forgot the rule about at chicks and mopeds, Oliver.

  45. Oliver Platt Red Sweatpants Vespa
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    Two Gerard Depardieu pics in one day? Geez. Oh, wait.

  46. Romain Zago Joanna Krupa
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    This woman is attractive, but too restrained for my refined taste.

  47. Gerard Depardieu Suit Jacket Warm Up Pants
    Cock Dr
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    I wish I could make an epic joke RE: gaggle of old white Frenchmen and the big shiny red thing.
    Must wait for McFeely.
    No pressure McFeely.
    None at all.

  48. Jerry Seinfeld Baby Buggy Bedtime Bash
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    “…and veneers, what’s *that* all about?”

  49. Dolph Lundgren
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    Gay or European? Why not both?

  50. Taylor Swift CMT Music Awards
    Bambina
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    That’s her brother!

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