Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a feature that’s very existence has been validated today by Prince Charles this pic alone. (You’ll see it.) And of course, Prince Charles, duh. But there’s more good stuff in here, especially from last night’s CMT Awards, like a visibly terrified Nelly just now realizing he’s shown up to the worst possible red carpet and The Bacon Brothers hopefully receiving an award for their utter disgust with Dax Shepard. Then there’s Sean Bean the night before waking up and saying “I’ve made a huge mistake,” and Gerard Depardieu awkwardly distracted from this greeting by what he mistook as The World’s Largest Candy Apple.
“We couldn’t stop him,” town officials later explained to a distraught sculptor, infuriated over the loss of his life’s work, “He was like a ravenous bear. We lost two policemen,”
- Photo Boy