The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.5.14

June 5th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Was the decision to lead off today’s The Crap We Missed with a practically naked Emily Ratajkowski a difficult one? I’m glad you asked, gay male and straight female readers. Since we’re now engaged in a small group discussion on the nuance of the editorial process of dick joke sites, I’d like to read a quote from Bob Woodward. *clears throat* “First you get the tit photos, then you get the money, then you spend every day of the rest of your life wondering what would have happened if you had cut your drinking down to just five days a week in college.”

Bradley “What are leg days?” Cooper in booty shorts knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Amber Heard Leg Stretch On Motorcycle James Franco The Adderall Diaries Set
    Short Round
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    The inevitable look of any young woman who lets and old funky rider between her legs.

  2. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    That’s one helluva girdle she’s wearing.

  3. Loni Anderson Cleavage Baby If You've Ever Wondered A WKRP in Cincinnati Reunion
    Jack Hoff
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    Always thought Baily was the hotter of the two.

  4. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    Same waist she had in high school.

  5. Russell Simmons Crazy Eyes Mystery Woman
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    Great. Now we’re even outsourcing escort jobs to the subcontinent.

  6. Bradley Cooper Skinny Legs Short Shorts American Sniper Set
    brick
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    I hope this is set in the 60′s or 70′s otherwise Clint Eastwood has got some ‘splainin’ to do.

  7. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Cleavage 2014 CMT Music Awards
    j
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    Current pic of LeAnn on her “Homewrecker” Tour.

  8. Jonah Hill Getting Microphone Pack Adjusted GMA
    Short Round
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    Now, we use this belt to hold down train wheels during transport. Should hold your pants. But if you hear a distinct metallic click… *ting*

  9. Jonah Hill Getting Microphone Pack Adjusted GMA
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    Yet another use for a baby wipe.

  10. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
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    I have been a good boy Santa so please……………….

  11. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    Wanna know how I got these scars?

  12. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    I thought they killed these two off in the last season of Game of Thrones?

  13. Carmen Electra Cleavage Butt Booty Shorts Fishnets Elevate Concert Series
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    Thinking about it…

  14. Russell Simmons Crazy Eyes Mystery Woman
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    Going for spicy?

  15. Carmen Electra Cleavage Butt Booty Shorts Fishnets Elevate Concert Series
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    Yep. Still would.

  16. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
    babble
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    “I caaaaaaaan’t put my arrrrrrms dooooown!!!”

  17. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Let me just turn the knob back here and she’ll be up and running in no time.

  18. Neil deGrasse Tyson Cosmos A Spacetime Odyssey Screening Event And Panel Paley Center For Media
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    “This tie is under NO obligation to make sense to YOU!”

  19. Cee Lo Green Diamonds On Teeth Extra
    Donald Sterling
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    Gold teeth are a ghetto 401K plan. Guess diamonds are for retirement in the EXECUTIVE prison.

  20. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    Gee honey your armpit smells like………..like Vodka, I love you.

  21. Lil Jon Pointing Middle Finger At JoJo Legs Short Shorts The Songs Of Hope X Event
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    is his index finger made out of rubber?

  22. Bradley Cooper Skinny Legs Short Shorts American Sniper Set
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    Aren’t you a little old to be lighting your farts?

  23. Amber Heard Leg Stretch On Motorcycle James Franco The Adderall Diaries Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    James Franco is obviously a secret agent hired by the Lesbian cabal to drive Amber back in the other direction.

  24. Demi Lovato Cleavage Fat Legs Half Shaved Head Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards
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    UnFap.

  25. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
    Donald Sterling
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    We’ve secretly replaced Keith’s wife with a store mannequin. Let’s watch and see if he notices…

  26. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    I thing the pope security guy has a secret upskirt camera on his wrist.

  27. Demi Lovato Cleavage Fat Legs Half Shaved Head Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards
    Donald Sterling
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    Your move Lena Dunham!

  28. Lena Dunham Play Fighting Photographers Girls Set
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    They just opened up space for 5 people in Guantanamo, so I’m not sure why this retinal terrorist is still on the loose.

  29. Russell Simmons Crazy Eyes Mystery Woman
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    Who’s the mystery prostitute, Russel Simmons or Padma Lakshmi?

  30. John Mayer Wearing Robe And Sash Belt Montage Hotel
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    Outfit too classy for the Marmont?

  31. Lily Allen Upskirt Panty Flash Legs High Slit Dress Chiltern Firehouse
    Donald Sterling
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    I gather the Chiltern Firehouse does not, in fact, house firefighters?

  32. Jerry Seinfeld, Jessica Seinfeld Legs Minidress 2014 Baby Buggy Bedtime Bash
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    Shailene Woodley is Jerry’s wife now?

  33. Jonah Hill Getting Microphone Pack Adjusted GMA
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is he STILL apologizing?

    Dude, no one gives a fuck.

    • Seriously, literally no one gave a shit or cared, I have no idea why he has been on this apologizing tour?

      • BigOkie

        Oh, you know… because it’s Hollywood and normally something is not a big deal until some shit gets talked to death and makes it a big deal.

        Case in point (and not that I’m defending him) Justin Bieber’s whole “n-word” fiasco is stupid as well. It’s quite obvious he doesn’t hate black people, somehow everyone with the word “Lil” in their name is in his entourage.

      • I literally know not one person who gives a shit about Bieber saying the N word, not one. As far as I know we would all just like him to just go the fuck away, for any reason and yeah, it is beyond obvious he is anything but racist.

      • Hmmmm…that’s certainly something to think about, ain’t it?

  34. Russell Simmons Crazy Eyes Mystery Woman
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    “Your comment is pending. It will appear to others when approved by an Admin.” Are you shitting me Fish you are moderating comments?

  35. Jerry Seinfeld, Jessica Seinfeld Legs Minidress 2014 Baby Buggy Bedtime Bash
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    “What’s the deal with that hair cut?”

  36. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
    Flatliner
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    Talk about a bitch…already taller than him and still has to wear high heels that are taller than his lifts.

    • How in the name of all that is holy is raising boobs to chin level a bad thing? She’s lining herself up to give him a perfect landing.

  37. Vince Neil Fat Belly See Through Shirt 2014 CMT Music Awards
    Donald Sterling
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    It’s about time the CMT Awards finally recognized Motley Crue’s body of work!

  38. Lena Dunham Play Fighting Photographers Girls Set
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    That’s a representation of the average women on TV? NO.

  39. Amber Heard Leg Stretch On Motorcycle James Franco The Adderall Diaries Set
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    LOOK AT THAT ASS!! JOHNNY DEPP RUINED HER!!

  40. Lil Jon Pointing Middle Finger At JoJo Legs Short Shorts The Songs Of Hope X Event
    Donald Sterling
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    ….so this bitch just showed up at my door asking if I knew a John Connor. I told her no, but I did need a date for this event tonight and maybe he’d be there too.

  41. Lena Dunham Play Fighting Photographers Girls Set
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    “Girls”? What’s she doing on the set?

  42. Aaron Carter Crazy Eyes Headband Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Opening Night
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    A nice looking women with a total fuckwit Douche. How does that work, money?

  43. Amber Heard Leg Stretch On Motorcycle James Franco The Adderall Diaries Set
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    James Franco should wear that helmet all the time.

  44. Demi Lovato Cleavage Fat Legs Half Shaved Head Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards
    Flatliner
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    Well played Demi, you deserve an A+ for use of multiple misdirection techniques.

  45. Jerry Seinfeld, Jessica Seinfeld Legs Minidress 2014 Baby Buggy Bedtime Bash
    Donald Sterling
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    Rich jew marries shiksa, film at eleven!

  46. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
    PassingTrue
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    She has skills in Urban development.

  47. Russell Simmons Crazy Eyes Mystery Woman
    Flatliner
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    A mystery woman with a mystery itch.

  48. Jerry Seinfeld, Jessica Seinfeld Legs Minidress 2014 Baby Buggy Bedtime Bash
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    I find myself strangely attracted to that young boy in the orange dress.

  49. Russell Simmons Crazy Eyes Mystery Woman
    anonymous
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    Isn’t that Pamda Lakshmi?

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