The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.5.14

Was the decision to lead off today’s The Crap We Missed with a practically naked Emily Ratajkowski a difficult one? I’m glad you asked, gay male and straight female readers. Since we’re now engaged in a small group discussion on the nuance of the editorial process of dick joke sites, I’d like to read a quote from Bob Woodward. *clears throat* “First you get the tit photos, then you get the money, then you spend every day of the rest of your life wondering what would have happened if you had cut your drinking down to just five days a week in college.”

Bradley “What are leg days?” Cooper in booty shorts knows what I’m talking about,

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