The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.5.14

June 5th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Was the decision to lead off today’s The Crap We Missed with a practically naked Emily Ratajkowski a difficult one? I’m glad you asked, gay male and straight female readers. Since we’re now engaged in a small group discussion on the nuance of the editorial process of dick joke sites, I’d like to read a quote from Bob Woodward. *clears throat* “First you get the tit photos, then you get the money, then you spend every day of the rest of your life wondering what would have happened if you had cut your drinking down to just five days a week in college.”

Bradley “What are leg days?” Cooper in booty shorts knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
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    Wow… That is all.

  2. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
    it had to be said
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    She looks comfortable.

  3. Bradley Cooper Skinny Legs Short Shorts American Sniper Set
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    His campaign to dispel gay rumors is going well I see…

  4. Bradley Cooper Skinny Legs Short Shorts American Sniper Set
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    This movie need volleyball game scene, big time.

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Legs
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    I’d sniff a fart out of her through a 50 foot hose.

  6. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
    Frank Burns
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    This is moving beyond 0_0 to just plain evil.

  7. Neil deGrasse Tyson Cosmos A Spacetime Odyssey Screening Event And Panel Paley Center For Media
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    I love this man.

  8. Cee Lo Green Diamonds On Teeth Extra
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    “So then, I go ahead and kiss the girl while a roofie is dispensed from these teeth implants. Genius right?”

  9. Aisha Tyler Face Wrinkles Extra
    Frank Burns
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    Yikes. She used to be such a hotty too.

  10. Jonah Hill Getting Microphone Pack Adjusted GMA
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    Shit! He saw the donuts! Someone grab him!

  11. Lena Dunham Play Fighting Photographers Girls Set
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    Gross.

  12. Jay Z Walking Behind Beyonce Legs Minidress
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    Looks like Jay is keeping an eye out for Solange.

  13. Jonah Hill Getting Microphone Pack Adjusted GMA
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    “Just one more moment, Mr- I mean, Lord Hill, I’m almost done greasing your backside so you can get out of the chair.”

  14. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    Every time I see a picture of them, I just smell cheap cologne and musk…taint musk.

    • BAHAHA. I smell cigarette smoke, hairspray, b.o. covered by Brut 33 and Obsession, a dog’s expressed anal glands and fake tanner

  15. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    “[Takes deep breath] Smells like it just came off the assembly line…”

  16. Lil Jon Pointing Middle Finger At JoJo Legs Short Shorts The Songs Of Hope X Event
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    This sort of puts us even for all the Justin Bieber/Donald Sterling stuff

  17. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    Something something gross this is a girl something…

  18. Jonah Hill Getting Microphone Pack Adjusted GMA
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    He looks like he’s been celebrating the public acceptance of his apology with deep fried doughnuts wrapped in bacon.

  19. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
    Short Round
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    Boy, this is going to feel so awkward tomorrow but in the moment having sex with my monitor just felt right.

  20. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Long Hair
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    You’d think, with all the money Bruce has, he could go to a better fucking plastic surgeon who doesn’t leave a visible seam on his face.

  21. Aaron Carter Crazy Eyes Headband Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Opening Night
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    “What? This is a play about the Bible? I thought ‘Technicolor Dreamcoat’ was a strain of acid! Fuck this, I’m outta here.”

  22. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
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    Ditto to the above responses.

  23. Robert Wagner Red Splotchy Face
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    Yeah, I need a boat. And is Walken around?

  24. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    My eyes just said “Ouch!”

  25. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    …huh.

  26. Cee Lo Green Diamonds On Teeth Extra
    Randal
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    Sweet dreams are made of this….

  27. Neil deGrasse Tyson Cosmos A Spacetime Odyssey Screening Event And Panel Paley Center For Media
    Short Round
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    I have many dwarf planet friends. Well, I know many dwarf planets. A dwarf planet gave me this tie!

  28. Amber Heard Leg Stretch On Motorcycle James Franco The Adderall Diaries Set
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    The look when Franco gets behind.

  29. Aisha Tyler Face Wrinkles Extra
    CrashHell
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    “Wait, Mario, what did you say?”








    …-”DANGER ZONE!”

  30. Lena Dunham Play Fighting Photographers Girls Set
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    Pasty-Hulk
    Known powers:
    Annoy all surrounding her with obnoxious, pretentious, and condescending blabbing.

    Physical Attributes:
    4’9″
    250 lbs.

    Known group affiliations:
    Dunkin’ Doughnuts VIP club
    Krispy Kreme Mouth of the month club

  31. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Legs
    Short Round
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    Forget asshat celebs. This is the ass bodyguards should be guarding.

  32. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
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    fap fap fap fap fap fap
    And just wait till I get home….

  33. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    Battle fortress Dog is armed and ready.

  34. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
    Jack Hoff
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    Thanx Photo Boy; RoseyPalm and myself appericate your diligent work. :)

    • My man Jack, your daft left-handed typing just produced the infinitley charming, deilcate, faintly apricot-scented neoverb “to appericate”, the extended prospective use whereof I hereby propose for all of us whenever we wish to convey our RoseyPalm-style appreciation of Miss Ratajkowski.

  35. Robert Wagner Red Splotchy Face
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    Hasn’t had wood since 1981.

    Too soon?

  36. Neil deGrasse Tyson Cosmos A Spacetime Odyssey Screening Event And Panel Paley Center For Media
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    Neil is awesome

  37. Neil deGrasse Tyson Cosmos A Spacetime Odyssey Screening Event And Panel Paley Center For Media
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    “Normally these stains only show up under a special light..Man, I am so embarrassed”

  38. Demi Lovato Cleavage Fat Legs Half Shaved Head Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards
    Short Round
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    I totally would… do the blonde in the back. Double entendre fully intended.

  39. Jonah Hill Getting Microphone Pack Adjusted GMA
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    “Someone get this faggo-….I mean man off me”

  40. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    I have no words

  41. Cee Lo Green Diamonds On Teeth Extra
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    He looks baller, but those are actually cupcake sprinkles.

  42. Beth Chapman Stuffed Into Leather Corsett Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman 2014 CMT Music Awards
    Freebie
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    She looks like she’s going to explode.

  43. Aisha Tyler Face Wrinkles Extra
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    Are we not doing “phrasing” any more?

  44. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
    j-man
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    Tom was crazy for dumping her.

  45. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Cleavage Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Shoot Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    No nipples thus Instagram avoids instigating the Great Internet Tit Deprivation Riot of 2014

  46. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    So, apparently as a man, you have the choice of aging into a fat slob or a tiny lesbian woman. I’m going with fat slob.

  47. Demi Lovato Cleavage Fat Legs Half Shaved Head Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards
    anon
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    You’d have to be ‘fearless’ to wear that abomination.

  48. Nicole Kidman Smelling Keith Urban 2014 CMT Music Awards
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    He’s a little bit country.

  49. Demi Lovato Cleavage Fat Legs Half Shaved Head Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards
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    There’s always a zombie in a denim onesie in the background whose eyes say it – - Wait… wtf?

  50. Mel B Cleavage Tube Top Los Angeles Confidential Magazine Women Of Influence Issue
    j
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    Still ‘scary’ as ever.

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