The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.4.15
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed lead by what I’m fairly sure is a recycled Abigail Ratchford photo, but she could post this to Instagram everyday and I’d still toss it into this gallery. Why? Two reasons. 1.) It’s going to be bad for everyone when I’m eventually cooking or serving riblets at Applebee’s. 2.) I’m hoping giant tits can bleach Chris Christie’s dickgina sack out of my brain, because my face has been frozen like Vin Diesel’s since around 8:45 AM. 2b.) Nope, it’s not working. It’s everywhere now. *attaches electrodes to head, bites stick* Hit the switch, anything is better than continuing to live like this.
Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty