The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.30.11

June 30th, 2011 // 570 Comments

Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a hotel room until she admitted to screwing Shia LaBeouf and Jeremy Irons is ready for his close-up as Indiana Jones’ corpse.

Irina Shayk wears bikinis at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Steven Tyler
    holymoly
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    LaToya Jackson – your momma lied. You ARE the pretty one!

  2. Shauna Sand
    Jill_Ess
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    How long before she has her own E! show? She’s trashy enough, not sure why it’s not filming already.

  3. Rupert Grint
    Bitch Pow
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    Was the puppet modeled after him?

  4. Irina Shayk Bikini
    Randal
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    Beautiful girl, it’s a shame that she feels the need to collagen that top lip.

    If you are reading this, leave it the hell alone, you’re fabulous the way you are!

  5. Paris Hilton
    Jill_Ess
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    Only Paris Hilton asks for Paris Hilton’s autograph these days.

  6. Steven Tyler
    Senor Trout
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    Who knew that Meghan McCain was such a big Steven Tyler fan?

  7. Michelle Rodriguez
    holymoly
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    this is what someone looks like right after they got a blowjob from a $20 hooker

    • tlmck

      Actually I think she is into giving blow jobs to help pay the bills. The guy must have had a weird toothpick fetish.

  8. Kat Von D
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    The hell does she keep doing to her face? Her cheeks, chin and jaw have become one giant mass.

  9. Tiger Woods
    holymoly
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    He couldn’t get anyone to accept his offer of mustache rides, so he thought the beard would help.

  10. Pippa Middleton
    holymoly
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    Britney is a brunette now? Interesting…….

  11. Pippa Middleton
    Bitch Pow
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    Is she sitting on that old guy’s lap?

  12. Debra Messing
    Fletch
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    Damn, what the fuck happened to her?

  13. Heather Morris
    Satan's bitch
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    Remember that Night Gallery show with the little doll that had chattering teeth and chased people around trying to bite them? Yeah, like that.

  14. Jessica Simpson
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    “I see….dead piggies. Tasty, tasty dead piggies.”

  15. Katie Cassidy
    Nik
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    dem skin and bones legs

  16. Debra Messing
    LJ
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    “I’ll get you yet, my little pretty!”

  17. Jeremy Irons
    crammit
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    Saddlebags? Come on now Jeremy, who are you trying to shit.

  18. Irina Shayk Bikini
    Fletch
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    Yeah, everything is good except the lips. That’s a no no unless it’s dark and uh, nvm.

  19. Sean Penn Hopper Jack Penn
    LJ
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    I don’t know what’s worse for the son – putting up with the ridiculous name ‘Hugo Jack’ or having that douchebag for a Dad.

  20. Heather Morris
    Gaz
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    Meanwhile, on the set of White Chicks 2…

  21. Paris Hilton
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    Someone SO needs to draw a sore on that shirt

  22. Rupert Grint
    PUCCA9038
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    Leave Prince Harry alone, he’s just taking a drink with his aunt, I mean ant…

  23. Shauna Sand
    Satan's bitch
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    Aw, poor little Shauna has a sad face because of the owie on her knee where she fell off her stripper heels and went boom.

  24. Irina Shayk Bikini
    Nik
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    Does she have a mustache? Or just a weird upper lip?

  25. Pippa Middleton
    Lemmiwinks
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    Just look at that lovely smile, Pippa is proof that British dentistry has finally risen to 19th Century standards.

  26. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
    terry
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    A hardcore heroin addict wishes he had that type of veinage.

  27. Steven Tyler
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    Big Bird’s halloween costume.

  28. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    How many people are on Jersey Shore now?!

  29. Steven Tyler
    HumpinFrog
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    It looks like Gollum just learned how to ride his bike without training wheels. They grow up so fast.

  30. Irina Shayk Bikini
    PUCCA9038
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    How about posting a Irina Shayk vs Christiano Ronaldo ? (Bet Christiano will win)

  31. Reese Witherspoon
    Hugh Gentry
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    can’t quite fit in her old jeans

  32. Jersey Shore The Situation
    Jack
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    “I KNOW, they ARE really yellow, ain’t they?”

  33. Shauna Sand
    Hugh Gentry
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    I bet she smells underwater.

  34. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
    Jack
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    “Ay yo, where’d they put duh Metamucil?”

  35. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
    Eddie
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    That’s not a vein! That’s a tube pumping HGH into his body, 24/7, just like Bane.

  36. Steven Tyler
    Jack
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    Gah, the T-1000 from Terminator 2 looks REALLY outdated today.

  37. Steven Tyler
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    carly simon is an old pro at preventing a nip slip. good for her.

  38. Reese Witherspoon
    Jack
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    Hm. Nice rims.

  39. Steven Tyler
    Eddie
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    Joan Rivers has gone and done it this time!

  40. Leighton Meester
    Jack
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    I think that guy in the background is thinking what I’m thinking. Who they hell is this bitch?

  41. Shauna Sand
    Beefarino
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    She’s got lovely beef curtains

  42. Jessica Simpson
    Jack
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    “Now hear me out, what if, just what if, my hair were actually linguini noodles?”

  43. John Legend Bike Helmet
    Jack
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    Legend? More like a footnote! Ha!

  44. Katie Cassidy
    Jack
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    Katie has no Assidy.

  45. Jersey Shore The Situation
    Lou Skunt
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    “Did ya get a whiffa that shit? Yeah, bra, I just fahted majah”

  46. Kat Von D
    Jack
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    Damnit, why is she carrying a brown bag!? That doesn’t match!

  47. Jessica Simpson
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t see the point in including this in TCWM

  48. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Eddie
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    This guy looks like a girthy cock! Damn, I’d like to bang RHW’s brains out.

    She’s definitely wild in bed. This lucky bastard!

  49. BigDaddy

    More like when he see dick.

  50. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
    Arizona Ken
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    Photographic evidence that infants and the elderly both make the same face while crapping in their pants.

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