The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.30.11

June 30th, 2011 // 570 Comments

Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a hotel room until she admitted to screwing Shia LaBeouf and Jeremy Irons is ready for his close-up as Indiana Jones’ corpse.

Irina Shayk wears bikinis at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Ass
    taz
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    stripes across her ass, it must look gigantic!!!

  2. Grant Schaeffer

    Dumb fuck says “what”

  3. Irina Shayk Bikini
    JC
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    Those are good colors on her.

    All other colors that come in bikini format probably also work well.

  4. Jeremy Irons
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    Where’s my horse?

  5. Heather Morris
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    DERP!!!!!!

  6. Michelle Rodriguez
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking good, Rosie . . . wait, who?

  7. Debra Messing
    Commented on this photo:

    somewhere there is a window, missing its dressing…

  8. Hilary Duff
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The quarter in the back pocket is a 1989 with a Denver mint mark.

  9. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    SaraDevil
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    Oh sweet yes!

  10. Rupert Grint
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    “what? oh…oh yeah…shagged her rotten”

  11. Tiger Woods
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, with the little beard I’m positive my wife will be OK with watching him on TV again.

  12. Shauna Sand
    neo
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    I’d fuck her till all her crabs fall out of her ass crack

  13. Pippa Middleton
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    wow, when you can’t see her ass, she’s just another turkey neck chick with a plain ass.

  14. Jessica Simpson
    stratacat
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    Did she eat the creepy Cheetos cheetah?

  15. Debra Messing
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    She looks like Kirstie Allie. Kickin’ shirt tho, kid.

  16. Pippa Middleton
    AT
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    ughh
    seriously who the FUCK cares about this bitch?!!!

  17. Kim Kardashian Ass
    Commented on this photo:

    It”s not the stripes making her ass look gigantic…

  18. Shauna Sand
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    I would pay 12 American dollars to see her and Coco in a death match.

  19. Steven Tyler
    SaraDevil
    Commented on this photo:

    Mischa Barton has seen better days.

  20. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Commented on this photo:

    He boned her.

  21. Paris Hilton
    baron of all media
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    If those are really her lip imprints on her shirt, shouldn’t there be a penis nearby? And some valtrex?

  22. Melissa Satta Bikini
    SaraDevil
    Commented on this photo:

    This makes me want to go bobbing for apples.

  23. Debra Messing
    stratacat
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    Winner of the bad angle/weird shirt contest.

  24. Sean Penn Hopper Jack Penn
    bassackwards
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    On his way to go visit his dear friend Hugo no doubt!!

  25. Steven Tyler
    Aquiles Baeza
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess Lindsay Lohan bought a scooter, huh?

  26. Kat Von D
    amanda_bow
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, janeane garofalo looks good for her age.

  27. Kim Kardashian Ass
    bassackwards
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    Hello?? ASS-gram!

  28. Rupert Grint
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do I love that shitty puppet so much?

  29. Jersey Shore The Situation
    Problem?
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    Jesus….is this kid ever going to come out of the closet?

  30. Kim Kardashian Ass
    Your Momma's Valtrex
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    WOW, such a nice brick texture on that wall.

  31. Melissa Satta Bikini
    Unimate
    Commented on this photo:

    That ring is fucking huge.

  32. Paris Hilton
    Your Momma's Valtrex
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘If you touch my shirt, you’ll get herpes too.’

  33. Irina Shayk Bikini
    TomFrank
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    I’d hit this, hairy legs and all.

  34. Jersey Shore The Situation
    Deacon Jones
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    I heard these assholes just got back from desegrating my favorite bar in OCMD, Secrets…..

  35. Debra Messing
    sexyman48
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    It’s a little embarrassing when your parachute opens prematurely.

  36. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    At first I was like “WOW”.

    Then I looked and like “UGH”.

    Then I was like “NEXT, CLICK”.

  37. Rupert Grint
    sexyman48
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    The crazy thing is when they took the photo the puppet wasn’t there.

  38. Jessica Simpson
    Deacon Jones
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    “Waaaiiiit a second. So, I get in this “car”, close the doorrr, and when i open it again, I’ll be somewhere else??”

  39. Hilary Duff
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    YES, HAVE SOME.

  40. Heather Morris
    Deacon Jones
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    See, in London, this look is considered “OK”.

    • Lemmiwinks

      I think it’s great that we’re sending the UK our 3s to help them with their attractiveness deficit. It should raise the average on both sides of the Atlantic.

      • vitobonespur

        Are you nuts? There’s no attractiveness deficit in England. Additionally there is a plethora of lovely young lasses with large, natural hooters. Look at Michelle Marsh, Lucy Pinder, Samantha Fox, Sophie Howard, Keeley Hazell, Kelly Hall, Holly Peers, Rhian Sugden…need I go on?

        You can find the rest…

      • Lemmiwinks

        Of course, their irony deficiency is another matter entirely…

      • vitobonespur

        But don’t they take multi-vitamins + irony? I’m sorry, it’s really late and that is a silly joke. But due to the fatigue I can’t stop laughing.

  41. Pippa Middleton
    Becky
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    Maria Shriver?

  42. Rupert Grint
    Deacon Jones
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    (Man….when i said I was going to beat my dick silly last night, I didn’t mean it literally….)

  43. Rupert Grint
    Tracey
    Commented on this photo:

    Que? What senor? Que dici? No Sabby you fuckin Spanish Puppet. learn The Queen’s English!

  44. Heather Morris
    doodles
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO?

  45. Irina Shayk Bikini
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    BOING!!!!

  46. Heather Morris
    Bitch Pow
    Commented on this photo:

    Cool clown makeup

  47. Reese Witherspoon
    hH
    Commented on this photo:

    pluck her down anywhere other than Los Angeles and she’d be considered skinny. This town blows. Yes, I have a Mommy muffin top too. MMT’s unite!!

  48. Leighton Meester
    Jill_Ess
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    Remember when she used to be the cuter Meester/Minka twin?

  49. Jeremy Irons
    Satan's bitch
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    Butch looking man-purse, dude.

  50. Jersey Shore The Situation
    holymoly
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    I really shouldn’t have to point this out, but he’s not making that face because he sees tits. Its because he sees some dicks and his mouth opens in a Pavlovian response. Geez!

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