superficial

  1. assraper

    someone has been watching high plains drifter

    • Trail Mix

      Just saw it the other night for the first time. Man, that movie had, like, 150% more rape in it than I was expecting.

  2. Satan's bitch

    Butch looking man-purse, dude.

  3. crammit

    Saddlebags? Come on now Jeremy, who are you trying to shit.

  4. Jack

    That is one BIG colostomy bag, my friend.

  5. Richard McBeef

    better to sport that man bag than a sign that says, “i hate niggers”.

  6. Squishy

    Where is his horse dammit!!!

  7. Tit Commando

    You’ll have to forgive me for this, as I am sure it will set me up to be the unwitting “butt” of various geriatric sex jokes, but I have always found Jeremy Irons to be soooooo unbelievably sexy. He’s tall, his accent makes me weak in the knees, and he’s into Ducati motorcycles. His IMDB page even describes him as “the thinking woman’s pin-up,” whatevs the hell that means.

    But, I’d take him ANY day over the Brad Pitts, the Shia LeBeefs, the Brad Coopers, etc.

  8. macmac

    It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel.

    • vitobonespur

      It’s not a satchel…they’re known as saddlebags. I used to have a pair just like them on my motorcycle…

      And now it can be revealed that Jeremy Irons and his twin, Nick Nolte, were separated at birth.

  9. vitobonespur

    Uh oh…is that his gun in his left hand?

  10. Ismoss

    Dudes coll

  11. Unsure where to wipe his booger,Jeremy waited patiently for the best boy to come get it.

  12. Siloporcen7

    I love him as the pope in The Borgias

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