what happened to her ?
She got married.
The Newlywed 15 – way better than the Freshman 15.
her muffin top has a muffin top
You said it!
Damn, time is cruel.
Kids really ARE cruel.
pluck her down anywhere other than Los Angeles and she’d be considered skinny. This town blows. Yes, I have a Mommy muffin top too. MMT’s unite!!
can’t quite fit in her old jeans
Hm. Nice rims.
Old Navy t-shirt and jeans: $55
Camera that takes pictures at weird angles: $25
Phone number of a good liposuction place: Priceless
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Mastercard.
Engagement Ring- $75, 0000
Classy Wedding- $200,000
Free muffins for the rest of your life- PRICELESS!
Seriously, that Reece…me-thinks you better recheck you deets…
Someone got paid for this picture? America here I come.
It looks like a half-finished Photoshop job. The top half doesn’t even look like it’s part of the same body.
Leave Reece alone!
Looking exactly as an average american woman from the back … priceless
You know when someone always sits in the same spot on the couch and eventually leaves an indent? That’s exactly what her left hand has done to her muffin top.
I find this post utterly fascinating…
This could be a picture of anybody! I mean, how in the hell do we know it’s even Reese Witherspoon? It could be the girl who works at Subway. I think I’ll take a pic of some socks and claim they belong to Paul McCartney. Same difference. Maybe I could sell them. The photos. Or maybe the socks, too.
No, it’s Reese. You can see her chin from the back.
Reese Middle Ton?
Someone tell Jack Nicholson that we found his ass.
I’d like some coffee with that muffintop.
Love handles? She’s got love hammocks.
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