superficial

  1. Amy

    what happened to her ?

  2. her muffin top has a muffin top

  3. baron of all media

    Kids really ARE cruel.

  4. hH

    pluck her down anywhere other than Los Angeles and she’d be considered skinny. This town blows. Yes, I have a Mommy muffin top too. MMT’s unite!!

  5. Hugh Gentry

    can’t quite fit in her old jeans

  6. Jack

    Hm. Nice rims.

  7. hbw

    Old Navy t-shirt and jeans: $55
    Camera that takes pictures at weird angles: $25
    Phone number of a good liposuction place: Priceless

    There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Mastercard.

  8. MrsWrong

    Engagement Ring- $75, 0000
    Classy Wedding- $200,000
    Free muffins for the rest of your life- PRICELESS!

  9. Squishy

    Seriously, that Reece…me-thinks you better recheck you deets…

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Someone got paid for this picture? America here I come.

  11. It looks like a half-finished Photoshop job. The top half doesn’t even look like it’s part of the same body.

  12. SSHGuru

    Brittany?

  13. Sugaa

    Leave Reece alone!

  14. Arzach

    Looking exactly as an average american woman from the back … priceless

  15. Jovy

    You know when someone always sits in the same spot on the couch and eventually leaves an indent? That’s exactly what her left hand has done to her muffin top.

  16. vitobonespur

    I find this post utterly fascinating…

    zzzz…zzzz…zzzz…zzzz…

    • vitobonespur

      This could be a picture of anybody! I mean, how in the hell do we know it’s even Reese Witherspoon? It could be the girl who works at Subway. I think I’ll take a pic of some socks and claim they belong to Paul McCartney. Same difference. Maybe I could sell them. The photos. Or maybe the socks, too.

  17. Brennan Haley

    Reese Middle Ton?

  18. KC

    Someone tell Jack Nicholson that we found his ass.

  19. I’d like some coffee with that muffintop.

  20. Dr Ha-Ha

    Love handles? She’s got love hammocks.

  21. CharmlessMan

    Reese has definitely been… WITH HER SPOON… at a few buffets.

    See… see what I, uh, did there?

  22. Siloporcen7

    Celebs: they’re just like us!

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