The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.30.11

June 30th, 2011 // 570 Comments

Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a hotel room until she admitted to screwing Shia LaBeouf and Jeremy Irons is ready for his close-up as Indiana Jones’ corpse.

Irina Shayk wears bikinis at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jersey Shore The Situation
    whiskeyafternoon
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    looks like he has a receding hairline Situation

  2. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
    whiskeyafternoon
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    I don’t care what kind of horse hormones he’s putting in his body, that is one ripped senior citizen.

  3. Melissa Satta Bikini
    whiskeyafternoon
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    DAMN!

  4. Steven Tyler
    whiskeyafternoon
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    the verisimilitude of Madame Tussaud’s work is stunning.

  5. Leighton Meester
    whiskeyafternoon
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    wench stole my curtains!

  6. Jessica Simpson
    whiskeyafternoon
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    Jessica Simpson, pictured here, on a sting operation chasing down rogue pizzas in the wild.

  7. Reese Witherspoon
    Amy
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    what happened to her ?

  8. Sean Penn Hopper Jack Penn
    whiskeyafternoon
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    his son, clearly weary from hearing Dad’s stories about how nice it was putting his penis in ScarJo, is not looking forward to the long weekend with Dad.

  9. John Legend Bike Helmet
    Star Droppings
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    I’d reserve my “dignified face” for an actual automobile.

  10. Hilary Duff
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Asstastic, Hillary!

  11. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
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    True, but whuck is up with that vein??

  12. Kat Von D
    JC
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    Sometimes we all forget that if you take away the stupidity, the rancid personality, and 98% of her tats, Kat Von D could actually be a cute little librarian.

  13. Tiger Woods
    Box
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    Yes, sporting a chin strap will certainly remedy that tarnished reputation of his.

  14. Russell Brand Asscrack
    Star Droppings
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    Now THERE’S bicycle dignity!

  15. Heather Morris
    Trixie
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    Kimmy Gibbler makes a comeback.

  16. Sylvester Stallone Tattoo
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    His vascular system is trying to escape his body.

  17. Melissa Satta Bikini
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    The blurry guy in the foreground…not gay.

  18. Tiger Woods
    JC
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    3 out of 5 diner waitresses, strippers, and pornstars agree that a little chin fuzz is very sexy. And Tiger knows that.

  19. Jersey Shore The Situation
    It had to be said
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    Focus on the maroon bustier in the back and not on the white (Italian) douche in the front.

  20. Debra Messing
    JC
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    Little Roman just loves camping out in the backyard with his mother’s dress.

  21. Debra Messing
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Roman is saying, “I have no idea how I wound up with this pale cross between Rihanna, Bono, and 72 yards of blue cloth.”

  22. Reese Witherspoon
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    her muffin top has a muffin top

  23. Kat Von D
    TomFrank
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    Is there really that much of her that’s not inked? Or does she shed her skin every few months and start over?

  24. Pippa Middleton
    Star Droppings
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    When did the paparazzi start following Barbara Hershey again?

  25. Michelle Rodriguez
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    Is she doing that thing that guys do when leaving a bathroom to make sure their junk’s all properly aligned?

  26. Kat Von D
    IRockSocksOff
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    Dating guys that don’t commit adultery are so mainstream.

  27. Melissa Satta Bikini
    baron of all media
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    Girl on left: “Yep. I’m wet.”

  28. Katie Cassidy
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    Tight skirt + 8″ heels, + SUV with 24″ rims = a doorman quickly getting bored with waiting on this chick to unass the car.

  29. Reese Witherspoon
    baron of all media
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    Kids really ARE cruel.

  30. Debra Messing
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    Fee Fi Fo Fum

  31. Shauna Sand
    Box
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    so one time in a class called “Polymers and Composites” I pulled a picture of this bitch up on my laptop and pointed to her shoes and said “hooker shoes are made of poly(methyl methacrylate).” I can’t tell you how many people got answers right on our midterm by correlating that tasteless hag and her hideous hooker shoes with the structural and optical properties of that particular polymeric compound.

  32. Kat Von D
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    She might be pretty, somewhere under all that ink, chin, and cheekbones.

  33. Steven Tyler
    Cock Dr
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    He’s growing old so gracefully.

  34. Sean Penn Hopper Jack Penn
    JC
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    Sean Penn: “Maybe this weekend we’ll get around to creating a breakfast cereal with the same name as you. You can even pick the flavor. How’s that sound, son?”

    Hopper Jack: “Maybe this weekend I’ll get around to telling YOU about how I snuck into your bedroom one night and finger-banged ScarJo while you were both asleep. How’s that sound, DAD?”

  35. Jeremy Irons
    assraper
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    someone has been watching high plains drifter

    • Trail Mix

      Just saw it the other night for the first time. Man, that movie had, like, 150% more rape in it than I was expecting.

  36. Jersey Shore The Situation
    Satan's bitch
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    Come onnnnn skin cancer!

  37. Jessica Simpson
    Cock Dr
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    When’s the wedding?!?

  38. Hilary Duff
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    she’s going to regret those shoes when the buckles are scraping her ears.

  39. Shauna Sand
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    It’s like a portable little stripper stage strapped to her feet!!

  40. Jersey Shore The Situation
    AT
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    why the fuck would you wear sun glasses 24/7 and just look over them and never through?

  41. Shauna Sand
    taz
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    quit taking pictures of this vapid cunt!!

  42. Melissa Satta Bikini
    Dan
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    Dunno who is this is, but I want some of her.

  43. Russell Brand Asscrack
    Cock Dr
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    “Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round!”

  44. Jessica Simpson
    Your Momma's Valtrex
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    Looks like someone cut off her head.

  45. Katie Cassidy
    neo
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    ATTENTION ALL LADIES, THIS HOW A REAL WOMEN SHOULD LOOK. Thank you.

  46. Katie Cassidy
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    Hot shoes but eat a sammich.

  47. Melissa Satta Bikini
    Satan's bitch
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    Sand *and* a g-string. Youch.

  48. Michelle Rodriguez
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    Just when you thought she couldn’t look any less feminine…Michelle busts out the “toothpick dangling from mouth”

  49. Brittany Snow
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    Brittney Snow? I’d have guessed Brittney Meth.

  50. Kat Von D
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    Holy god the new “glasses” tattoo is really great work. Looks almost 3D.

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