Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an angel! Ooh, tacos,” Jessica Simpson sensing marzipan, Jason Statham not at all looking like he spent the night beating Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a hotel room until she admitted to screwing Shia LaBeouf and Jeremy Irons is ready for his close-up as Indiana Jones’ corpse.
Irina Shayk wears bikinis at the end,
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looks like he has a receding hairline Situation
I don’t care what kind of horse hormones he’s putting in his body, that is one ripped senior citizen.
DAMN!
Double damn!
the verisimilitude of Madame Tussaud’s work is stunning.
wench stole my curtains!
Jessica Simpson, pictured here, on a sting operation chasing down rogue pizzas in the wild.
Found them! She’s carrying them in her cheeks like a chipmunk, right?
what happened to her ?
She got married.
The Newlywed 15 – way better than the Freshman 15.
his son, clearly weary from hearing Dad’s stories about how nice it was putting his penis in ScarJo, is not looking forward to the long weekend with Dad.
I’d reserve my “dignified face” for an actual automobile.
Asstastic, Hillary!
True, but whuck is up with that vein??
Sometimes we all forget that if you take away the stupidity, the rancid personality, and 98% of her tats, Kat Von D could actually be a cute little librarian.
yup. agreed.
Zactly what I was thinking. She seems to share the Kardashian trait of looking hotter when not trying. (Not the wookie. None of this ever applies to the wookie).
Yes, sporting a chin strap will certainly remedy that tarnished reputation of his.
That’s more like a cheek strap.
Now THERE’S bicycle dignity!
Kimmy Gibbler makes a comeback.
His vascular system is trying to escape his body.
The blurry guy in the foreground…not gay.
The girl on the left: definitely gay.
3 out of 5 diner waitresses, strippers, and pornstars agree that a little chin fuzz is very sexy. And Tiger knows that.
Focus on the maroon bustier in the back and not on the white (Italian) douche in the front.
BAHAHAHA
Little Roman just loves camping out in the backyard with his mother’s dress.
Roman is saying, “I have no idea how I wound up with this pale cross between Rihanna, Bono, and 72 yards of blue cloth.”
her muffin top has a muffin top
You said it!
Damn, time is cruel.
Is there really that much of her that’s not inked? Or does she shed her skin every few months and start over?
When did the paparazzi start following Barbara Hershey again?
It’s not the paps fault, it’s difficult to pass on the Hershey highway…
Is she doing that thing that guys do when leaving a bathroom to make sure their junk’s all properly aligned?
Dating guys that don’t commit adultery are so mainstream.
Girl on left: “Yep. I’m wet.”
Tight skirt + 8″ heels, + SUV with 24″ rims = a doorman quickly getting bored with waiting on this chick to unass the car.
She’s terrified of an upskirt!
Points for “unass” tho
Kids really ARE cruel.
Fee Fi Fo Fum
so one time in a class called “Polymers and Composites” I pulled a picture of this bitch up on my laptop and pointed to her shoes and said “hooker shoes are made of poly(methyl methacrylate).” I can’t tell you how many people got answers right on our midterm by correlating that tasteless hag and her hideous hooker shoes with the structural and optical properties of that particular polymeric compound.
The Superficial. Improving your mind one slutty post at a time.
That’s what I told my dog as he watched me “clean up” after i watched her sex tape.
Actually, I think “Polymers and Composites” pretty much describes her head to toe.
She might be pretty, somewhere under all that ink, chin, and cheekbones.
He’s growing old so gracefully.
Sean Penn: “Maybe this weekend we’ll get around to creating a breakfast cereal with the same name as you. You can even pick the flavor. How’s that sound, son?”
Hopper Jack: “Maybe this weekend I’ll get around to telling YOU about how I snuck into your bedroom one night and finger-banged ScarJo while you were both asleep. How’s that sound, DAD?”
someone has been watching high plains drifter
Just saw it the other night for the first time. Man, that movie had, like, 150% more rape in it than I was expecting.
Come onnnnn skin cancer!
When’s the wedding?!?
she’s going to regret those shoes when the buckles are scraping her ears.
It’s like a portable little stripper stage strapped to her feet!!
why the fuck would you wear sun glasses 24/7 and just look over them and never through?
They’re Transitions Reading Len…awwww, who am I kidding, he can’t read!
quit taking pictures of this vapid cunt!!
Dunno who is this is, but I want some of her.
“Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round!”
Looks like someone cut off her head.
ATTENTION ALL LADIES, THIS HOW A REAL WOMEN SHOULD LOOK. Thank you.
Your mama says, “In your dreams, you little jerk-off. Now go do the dishes!”
in a concentration camp.
“Women” is plural. So you can’t say “A REAL WOMEN”. When you’re grownup enough to know how to write gooder, you’ll know what real women look like. Probably.
nice to know you are one of the few men who likes a women without boobies
Hot shoes but eat a sammich.
Sand *and* a g-string. Youch.
Just when you thought she couldn’t look any less feminine…Michelle busts out the “toothpick dangling from mouth”
Brittney Snow? I’d have guessed Brittney Meth.
Holy god the new “glasses” tattoo is really great work. Looks almost 3D.