The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.28.12

June 28th, 2012 // 581 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.

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  1. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
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    She looks like one of those dolls where you squeeze the body and the eyes pop out, but instead of body you squeeze her ass, and instead of eyes, it’s her boobs…and instead of a doll, it’s a hot mess of daddy wasn’t there.

  2. Ireland Baldwin
    The Pope
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    It’s like somebody photoshopped Alec Baldwin’s eyes onto a young Kim Bassinger’s face.

  3. Kevin James Fat Beard Chris Rock Grown Ups 2
    The Pope
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    Okay, I’m definitely taking Kevin James over Lindsay Lohan with the first pick in my death pool. Fat + comic always equals death.

  4. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    The Pope
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    Pay attention Duff.

  5. Ireland Baldwin
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    I only know her by the name “dirty little pig.”

  6. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
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    Is she paying off a trip to Milan by doing yard work?

  7. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    Adam
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    “Shit, watch it. Just got this baby installed; mI-hair 2.0: gay cut”

  8. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    Adam
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    Kinda looks like a cross between Slash and Christopher Lloyd in Roger Rabbit.

  9. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ‘I have another idea but we’ll need ovens’. Right, so… which one of you jokers is Fish?

  10. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    If you can tough it through to lights out, you’ll be ok. Dawn is going to be difficult to deal with, but that’s morning-after sober guy’s problem, not yours.

  11. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
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    Norm MacDonald got work?

  12. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
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    Nice pinky ring, fuckstick!

  13. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Adam
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    Carl Winslow is growing the hair out.

  14. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
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    I’d put her in my yellow submarine. (As long as we’re making pointless Beatles allusions)

  15. Silvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
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    Whoa…damn, who Vaarted?

  16. Silvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
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    She’s like Cro Mag hot.

  17. John Travolta Savages Premiere
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    “Hey Paparazzi, I got something in the rear that needs some poppin’.”

  18. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
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    He moonlights by working crowd control.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Geisha Outfit Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s the thing about Lindsay in recovery, an hour later you’re ready for another one

  20. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
    Sand
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    “Knight of Cups, you say? You can start with my Buttercup here then.”

  21. Denise Richards Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’m pretty sure the little sad eyed girl appears in every photo of Denise Richards and that realization will eventually drive her to suicide.

  22. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    The Pope
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    Why has no one else thought to use botox on boobs before?

  23. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
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    I’d do him in a heartbeat!

  24. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
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    “Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”

  25. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
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    Most everybody wants some head.

  26. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    tlmck
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt is Vajazzling for others now?

  27. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    The 80s hair tells you where she’s coming from.

  28. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
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    Black athlete does shitty comedy: heads will roll…

  29. John Travolta Savages Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ It’s fun to stay at the Phi. M. C. A….

  30. John Travolta Savages Premiere
    tlmck
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    Wow! A gay flash mob.

  31. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
    tlmck
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    Al looks “way” too interested here.

  32. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
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    “Rabbi Shlemiel” and Shlemazel couldn’t make it but we all work for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated, so no shvitz.”

  33. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
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    Some side silicone.

  34. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    tlmck
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    Just banged his head on the car window.

  35. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
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    I remember when he was the Dad in Good Times.

  36. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
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    Looks like the bandit roughed up smokey pretty bad.

  37. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
    tlmck
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    Note to Congress: remove that deduction from the tax code.

  38. Medina Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a very robust pair of haunches.

  39. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    tlmck
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    She looks different without a guy sticking out of her ass.

  40. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    Reese, Rumer or Rosie. Their names all begin with the letter ‘R’. They have nothing else in common.

  41. Yvonne Strahovski See Through Dress
    maybe
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    Is it me or does every chick have to look like Amber Heard now?

  42. Yvonne Strahovski See Through Dress
    tlmck
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    The only reason I watched Chuck.

  43. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    “I almost changed my last name to Butz.”

  44. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
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    I remember green-lensed glasses helping with your golf game. Red must help spot the grim spectre of Death.

  45. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
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    From the thumbnail, I thought this was some version of Slash with boobs. I’m still not sure I was wrong.

  46. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    CK
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    He put it in her ass, didn’t he?

  47. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    tlmck
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    Good to see him get work as a security guard on a movie set.

  48. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
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    Did someone dye one of those removable head things from Labyrinth and throw it in a dress?

  49. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    meeps!
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    I thought The Superficial had standards…

  50. Kevin James Fat Beard Chris Rock Grown Ups 2
    tlmck
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    I see Kevin James hasn’t been to wardrobe yet.

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