The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.28.12

June 28th, 2012 // 581 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.

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  1. Taylor Kitsch Beard Savages Premiere
    Josh
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    Though bubble: “I wonder how many big budget turds they’ll put me in before I stop getting work…”

  2. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
    Frank Burns
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    Gosh, Ann, if you weren’t so afraid of thrusting dicks, you probably could have got along better with Matt Lauer and kept your job.

  3. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    Disco Dave
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    Always had great cans.

  4. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra
    Deacon Jones
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    I would rape her on site if I ever saw her in public.

  5. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Sunglasses
    Josh
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    This is what hepatits looks like.

  6. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Jumper
    Josh
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    Strike that, *this* is what hepatitis looks like.

  7. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
    Cock Dr
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    Yes, we’re firing you from this high profile network position, but first, could you go out and play nice in front of the cameras with this himbo?

  8. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    maruli
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    Janice Dickinson is looking great!!!

  9. Medina Butt Bikini
    Josh
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    She appears to have a gut.

  10. Medina Butt Bikini
    Josh
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    Not as bad from the back though.

  11. Ireland Baldwin
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    I don’t give a damn that you’re 14-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do, just SHOW ME MORE SIDE BOOB!

  12. Silvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
    Misana
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    I saw her and thought Kendra.

  13. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Still more man (and chest hair) than any of us.

  14. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Jumper
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Oh god, I thought we’d heard the last of Crazy Frog

  15. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Orange melons

  16. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    No way those things are in that state without some help.

  17. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    The woman behind him likes walks on the beach, creole cooking and WHITE DICK!

  18. Taylor Kitsch Beard Savages Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Jesus Taylor, you left my room 3 hors ago! Just swallow it already!

  19. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    There’s a ratio in photography. Called the rule of thirds. Either 1/3 of the photo, or 2/3s should be the focus. I’ll go with the latter.

  20. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    Bonky
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    Poor Selena.

  21. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
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    aaaaccck. not even with Bill the Cat’s dick.

  22. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Does it smell like fish oil, yogurt or semen?

  23. Silvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Her body is a work oVaart.

  24. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This pic still looks more natural than John Travolta standing behind Kelly Preston.

  25. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    broduh jenner
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    generally it seems the more drugs a rock star consumes the cooler he becomes. but with steven tyler this CLEARLY is not the case.

  26. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Take the juice of one orange…

  27. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    broduh jenner
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    poor o.j. simpson:(

  28. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    Bonky
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    The side boob made me smile, the flat pancake ass made me sad.

  29. Kevin James Fat Beard Chris Rock Grown Ups 2
    broduh jenner
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    are we sure that isn’t chaz bono?

  30. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Goddamit, the film hasn’t even started yet

  31. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
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    For the life of me, I don’t know how he got up there in the first place.

    • Hey McFeely’s back! Where’ve you been man? Fish figured out a way to raise the dead? Or was it prison? It was prison right? C’moonnn. You can tell us. If ever there was a safe haven for delinquents and perverts, it’s right here.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Geisha Outfit Twitter
    dani
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    For a second I thought it was Fergie.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    vgrly
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    It’s as if her vag exploded with rhinestones and sequins. That is ugliest unitard ever.

    • QtPi

      Hard to comprehend someone with her success making this kind of business decision. She paid some stylist, then a costumer a gazillion dollars, I’m sure, for that heinous tard. I think she’s a tard.

  34. Kevin James Fat Beard Chris Rock Grown Ups 2
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Did you ever have an ice cream cone with a stick of chocolate in it? A ninetynine. They’re great.

  35. Ireland Baldwin
    Patrick
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    “Why does everyone keep calling me Thor?”

  36. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    vgrly
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    I thought it was Gossling before I clicked on the thumbnail.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    The Pope
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    Everyone was so focused on her ginormous ass, that nobody noticed that she has an equally ginormous crotch.

  38. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    Cock Dr
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    No joke; I thought it was Madonna.

  39. Taylor Kitsch Beard Savages Premiere
    vgrly
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    Dude is begging you to go see Savages movie for Blake Lively’s tits….after his two bombs (Battleship and John Carter).

  40. Lindsay Lohan Geisha Outfit Twitter
    Crissy
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    “Pretty please! Now, will you give me some coke?!!!”

  41. Denise Richards Butt Tight Jeans
    vgrly
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    Poster child for Botox.

  42. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
    The Pope
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    Oh God, he’s really going to kill that sound guy standing behind him when he finally notices him.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Geisha Outfit Twitter
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    “Yeah uh Ms Lohan, I’m from Terry Richardson’s office, here to take the rest of the erotic nude photos”

    “where’s your camera?”

    “I got my iphone right here”

    “Let’s get started!”

  44. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
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    $50 says this dude worked out a lot due to the nickname “Mangino”

  45. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
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    crack in the wall, or worst ponytailed hairpiece ever?

  46. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
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    “We got you a little going-away present, Ann…”

  47. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
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    Justin Bieber describing his understanding of time zones.

  48. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
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    “Rabbi Shmuley and Jon Gosselin at a press conference on Tax Deductible Marriage Counseling in Teaneck, NJ”

    There is not one word in that sentence that doesn’t sound like a joke

  49. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    The Pope
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    I think they could have skipped this chapter in the Bubba Smith story.

  50. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
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    George Takei found a day job. Good for him.

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