The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.28.12

June 28th, 2012 // 581 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.

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  1. Ireland Baldwin
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    Good looking dad + Good looking mom =

  2. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
    Deacon Jones
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    “Rabbi….I dont have any money for lunch.”

    “Oyyyyyy! Fuck Dis Shit!!! “

  3. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Her butt is so big, it’s the only thing that’ll get past those pillows.

  4. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
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    Werk it girl!

  5. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    Abby Normal
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    Squirting leather-faced granny, what’s not to like?

  6. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
    Frank Burns
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    “Okay, okay, Chris, I hereby dub thee a Knight of the Holy Tantrum, Royal Order of Crybaby. Now please, just say your lines.”

  7. John Travolta Savages Premiere
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Come on guys! Does THIS look like a gay man’s penis? Pfffft!”

  8. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    Paddy McC
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    She’s got a ticket to ride me.

  9. Denise Richards Butt Tight Jeans
    Animal
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    She was beautiful in “Starship Troopers.” Not so much now.

  10. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    Sven Golly
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    Doggy-style it is, then.

  11. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
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    Ann’s getting f*cked in more than one way Today

  12. Lindsay Lohan Geisha Outfit Twitter
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    That sushi’s been pounded raw… and definitely not fresh.

  13. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
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    STILL GOT IT!

  14. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
    FanGirl
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    All Dogs Go to Heaven :)

  15. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Joseph Gordon-Levitt Don Jons Addiction Set
    Frank Burns
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    “Sheesh, what did Sean Penn do to her? Even outside and downwind she smells like flop sweat and cigarettes.”

  16. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra
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    She makes me ache in my no no place.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    Cock Dr
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    People paid money to go see this.
    Weird.

  18. Medina Butt Bikini
    Animal
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    I like her ass just fine, but who the hell is she. Medina? As in Funky Cold?

  19. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
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    Sure, he doesn’t have the perfectly corn-fed features of the Man of Steel — he has Mediterranean looks — but Manganiello should have be chosen to play Superman nevertheless. He’s got the body, he’s got the presence, and more importantly he’s got the acting chops to pull it off in my opinion.

    • Nerd Goggles

      Unfortunately what he doesn’t have is availability in his schedule. Guy’s been very candid in interviews lately that he was Snyder’s top choice for the role but he had to drop out because the movie was shooting at the same time as True Blood and he’s under contract.
      Not anyone’s fault, really, and he’s a big enough comic book nerd that he will definitely get his chance at a role someday.

    • A heretofore unknown piece of trivia is that the real Superman was actually Italian. Kal-El was shortened from Kalliggi L’Aretti. True story…

  20. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
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    Racist thoughts (movie title) picture….must change topic.

  21. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    Govt. Cheese
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    She does not do Anal because, well…she has no ass!

  22. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “…and then we do this routine where I spread my cheeks like this… and then Channing walks in like ‘Hey! What’s that! Is it my birthday?’”

  23. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    DeucePickle
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    He looks ready to kill some vampires

  24. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Gag on my invisible woman cock!”

  25. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
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    Oh GOD! It’s “My Lawn”…not Milan.

    *peeks out window*

  26. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I know none of it makes sense but still… why’s he got a chocolate cake on his head?

  27. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    richie
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    i dwive an isuzu twoopa

  28. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
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    If there are no celebrities around is it normal for the paparazzi to photograph common hookers?

  29. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Deacon Jones
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    “Soooo…let me get dis straight. Da fat guy comes around the corner and yells “Shaq!”? Or he comes around da corner and aye yell “Shaq!” ? Or aye run around da corner and yell “Shaaaaaaq!”

  30. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    GINGER ATTACK!

  31. Ireland Baldwin
    Deacon Jones
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    oh baby!!

  32. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    vgrly
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    This isn’t side boob.. more like side bag…ewwwww

  33. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Jumper
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    Some dude put his penis in that.

    So as a species, we suck.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      To be fair, at least 60 dudes have done that.

      On one night by the shore, it was 4 at the same time.

  34. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    catapostrophe
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    “I’m holding it upside down? Dag.”

  35. Kevin James Fat Beard Chris Rock Grown Ups 2
    Deacon Jones
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    I like how the fatness continues well after the beltline and is effectively illustrated by a shirt you could make a bedset out of. You must work hard, sir.

  36. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    DeucePickle
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    Surely there is a Milan in Kentucky or Alabama or some place like that.

  37. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Am I the only one that would? Out of spite or guilty pleasure… I’m not sure… but I would…

  38. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    RamRod
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    There is no “Milan” in NJ and found this pic in another blog- IT’S JERSEY Super….!

  39. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “More patterns and texture! I need more patterns and texture, man!”

  40. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    Alison
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    I guess it must have been a day premiere, someone’s looking casual as fuck.

  41. Taylor Kitsch Beard Savages Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Jude Law’s eyes look crazy

  42. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    Jill
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    He looks like a horrible imitation of Johnny Depp’s horrible immitation of Gene Wilder’s amazing Willy Wonka.

  43. Yvonne Strahovski See Through Dress
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    This chick makes awesome crystals! Love them!

  44. Taylor Kitsch Beard Savages Premiere
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    dude looks like he’s trying to guess what flavor Popsicle just got shoved up his ass

  45. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Jumper
    Alison
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    This is where they recommended she give birth.

  46. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Josh
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    It might just be the costume, but it looks like got got fat,

  47. Ireland Baldwin
    Smapdi
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  48. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Make fun all you want, but I’m pretty sure that’s a catalogue of islands for sale.

  49. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    catapostrophe
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    She can drive my car, figuratively speaking.

  50. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    Starbucks has waitresses now?

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