Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.
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Rumer Willis?
“Rabbi….I dont have any money for lunch.”
“Oyyyyyy! Fuck Dis Shit!!! “
Her butt is so big, it’s the only thing that’ll get past those pillows.
Werk it girl!
Squirting leather-faced granny, what’s not to like?
“Okay, okay, Chris, I hereby dub thee a Knight of the Holy Tantrum, Royal Order of Crybaby. Now please, just say your lines.”
“Come on guys! Does THIS look like a gay man’s penis? Pfffft!”
She’s got a ticket to ride me.
Ditto
It won’t be long.
She was beautiful in “Starship Troopers.” Not so much now.
looks pretty good to me
She was also about 10 years younger, you moron. I’m sure you’re still as ugly and still as fat as you were a decade ago. If only time stood still for everyone…
I had to check, turns out that was 15 years ago.
I think she’s still hot.
I liked Dina Meyer better ‘cuz she got naked.
I’m 47 and in pretty damn good shape, actually.
Doggy-style it is, then.
Ann’s getting f*cked in more than one way Today
That sushi’s been pounded raw… and definitely not fresh.
STILL GOT IT!
All Dogs Go to Heaven :)
“Sheesh, what did Sean Penn do to her? Even outside and downwind she smells like flop sweat and cigarettes.”
She makes me ache in my no no place.
your butt?
That would be my yes yes place.
*wink*
call me
People paid money to go see this.
Weird.
I like her ass just fine, but who the hell is she. Medina? As in Funky Cold?
Sure, he doesn’t have the perfectly corn-fed features of the Man of Steel — he has Mediterranean looks — but Manganiello should have be chosen to play Superman nevertheless. He’s got the body, he’s got the presence, and more importantly he’s got the acting chops to pull it off in my opinion.
Unfortunately what he doesn’t have is availability in his schedule. Guy’s been very candid in interviews lately that he was Snyder’s top choice for the role but he had to drop out because the movie was shooting at the same time as True Blood and he’s under contract.
Not anyone’s fault, really, and he’s a big enough comic book nerd that he will definitely get his chance at a role someday.
A heretofore unknown piece of trivia is that the real Superman was actually Italian. Kal-El was shortened from Kalliggi L’Aretti. True story…
Racist thoughts (movie title) picture….must change topic.
She does not do Anal because, well…she has no ass!
“…and then we do this routine where I spread my cheeks like this… and then Channing walks in like ‘Hey! What’s that! Is it my birthday?’”
He looks ready to kill some vampires
“Gag on my invisible woman cock!”
Oh GOD! It’s “My Lawn”…not Milan.
*peeks out window*
I know none of it makes sense but still… why’s he got a chocolate cake on his head?
i dwive an isuzu twoopa
tewwific.
If there are no celebrities around is it normal for the paparazzi to photograph common hookers?
“Soooo…let me get dis straight. Da fat guy comes around the corner and yells “Shaq!”? Or he comes around da corner and aye yell “Shaq!” ? Or aye run around da corner and yell “Shaaaaaaq!”
GINGER ATTACK!
oh baby!!
This isn’t side boob.. more like side bag…ewwwww
i’m not entirely sure this isn’t lindsay lohan.
I was going to say, side blob, but i think i like side bag better.
Some dude put his penis in that.
So as a species, we suck.
To be fair, at least 60 dudes have done that.
On one night by the shore, it was 4 at the same time.
“I’m holding it upside down? Dag.”
I like how the fatness continues well after the beltline and is effectively illustrated by a shirt you could make a bedset out of. You must work hard, sir.
Surely there is a Milan in Kentucky or Alabama or some place like that.
Am I the only one that would? Out of spite or guilty pleasure… I’m not sure… but I would…
You could probably save money by picking her up in a package deal with Donatella Versace.
If this thing turns you on, might as well hump the nearest wall. It’s just as flat and less likely to carry STD.
Be sure to wear a steel condom.
There is no “Milan” in NJ and found this pic in another blog- IT’S JERSEY Super….!
“More patterns and texture! I need more patterns and texture, man!”
I guess it must have been a day premiere, someone’s looking casual as fuck.
Jude Law’s eyes look crazy
He looks like a horrible imitation of Johnny Depp’s horrible immitation of Gene Wilder’s amazing Willy Wonka.
This chick makes awesome crystals! Love them!
dude looks like he’s trying to guess what flavor Popsicle just got shoved up his ass
This is where they recommended she give birth.
It might just be the costume, but it looks like got got fat,
*Dude got fat
There was always a big fat bloke waiting to burst out of Shaq’s body.
A big fat British fellow?
She looks a lot like Rosamund Pike to me:
http://cdn1.ouchpress.com/thumbs/celebrities/547/373123-rosamund-pike-150.jpg
In about 30 more years.
Make fun all you want, but I’m pretty sure that’s a catalogue of islands for sale.
She can drive my car, figuratively speaking.
Mine too!
Starbucks has waitresses now?