Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.
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That’s some happy ass watering.
SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!
I thought only Cruise’s ex-partners were left with that 1000 yard stare. Sheen rejects get it as well?
That’s the best I’ve seen her look in 20 years!
dios mio, my labia is hung up on a sequin…
Is she channelling her “cleopatra”… Does she think she’s actually Liz Taylor now?
The swamp ass that backup dancers have to deal with in South America is horrible.
That’s the ring he got for winning Doucher Bowl 2012
Looks like the makings of a new buddy cop show. The Rabbi & The Rabbit
Police Academy 8
please, please me
He’d probably break a hip, but he would still kick your ass.
Meloni is immune to photobombing
From the thumbnail I thought it was going to be a photo of that douche Wil Wheaton that we were going to make fun of
She looks hot!
Classy as always. She’s this generation’s Audrey Hepburn.
I’d suck on it and alot more of Medina
C’mon there Bieber – if you’re going for the ‘young Vanilla Ice’ look, just go ahead and bleach your hair already!
so the rabbi’s people have had to endure thousands of years of persecution at the hands of nearly every peoples they have lived amongst throughout history. Jon Gosselin on the other hand was married to that crazy bitch with all the kids. I’m not sure which one I should feel more sympathy towards. I guess since the one is a total douche and the other is dressed like a jackass, the answer is ‘neither’.
Hey Rocky, why dontcha take her to the zoo? I hear retards like the zoo!
I guess one trip on the Charlie Sheen cocaine jet and you’re stuck with that crazy eyed look for life.
por que, fish? por que?
ey mookie, how you like me now?
I’m convinced it’s a fat suit. I saw him in standup in April and he was that heavy looking. HOWEVER, he magically was 80 lbs thinner for his role in Here Comes the Boom -which began filming later that month and in May. Hmmm. Another case of a comedian that thinks he can’t be funny unless he’s obese? Seriously, it’s ok to drop all the fat/food jokes and write fresh stuff, Kevin. We’ll still love your physical comedy and you’re not a dumb guy either.