The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.28.12

June 28th, 2012 // 581 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.

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  1. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
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    That’s some happy ass watering.

  2. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    Bionic_Crouton
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    SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!

  3. Denise Richards Butt Tight Jeans
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    I thought only Cruise’s ex-partners were left with that 1000 yard stare. Sheen rejects get it as well?

  4. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Sunglasses
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    That’s the best I’ve seen her look in 20 years!

  5. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    chestylarue
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    dios mio, my labia is hung up on a sequin…

  6. Lindsay Lohan Geisha Outfit Twitter
    Sam
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    Is she channelling her “cleopatra”… Does she think she’s actually Liz Taylor now?

  7. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
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    The swamp ass that backup dancers have to deal with in South America is horrible.

  8. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    Vlad
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    That’s the ring he got for winning Doucher Bowl 2012

  9. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
    Vlad
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    Looks like the makings of a new buddy cop show. The Rabbi & The Rabbit

  10. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
    Vlad
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    Police Academy 8

  11. Ali Larter Legs Miniskirt
    Vlad
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    please, please me

  12. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
    Vlad
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    He’d probably break a hip, but he would still kick your ass.

  13. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
    Vlad
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    Meloni is immune to photobombing

  14. Taylor Kitsch Beard Savages Premiere
    Vlad
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    From the thumbnail I thought it was going to be a photo of that douche Wil Wheaton that we were going to make fun of

  15. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    DKK
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    She looks hot!

  16. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    Veronika Larsson
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    Classy as always. She’s this generation’s Audrey Hepburn.

  17. Medina Butt Bikini
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    I’d suck on it and alot more of Medina

  18. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    Schmidtler
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    C’mon there Bieber – if you’re going for the ‘young Vanilla Ice’ look, just go ahead and bleach your hair already!

  19. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
    Schmidtler
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    so the rabbi’s people have had to endure thousands of years of persecution at the hands of nearly every peoples they have lived amongst throughout history. Jon Gosselin on the other hand was married to that crazy bitch with all the kids. I’m not sure which one I should feel more sympathy towards. I guess since the one is a total douche and the other is dressed like a jackass, the answer is ‘neither’.

  20. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Jumper
    Schmidtler
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    Hey Rocky, why dontcha take her to the zoo? I hear retards like the zoo!

  21. Denise Richards Butt Tight Jeans
    Schmidtler
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    I guess one trip on the Charlie Sheen cocaine jet and you’re stuck with that crazy eyed look for life.

  22. Medina Butt Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    por que, fish? por que?

  23. Rosie Perez Cleavage Savages Premiere
    Pink Slime
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    ey mookie, how you like me now?

  24. Kevin James Fat Beard Chris Rock Grown Ups 2
    Blondie
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    I’m convinced it’s a fat suit. I saw him in standup in April and he was that heavy looking. HOWEVER, he magically was 80 lbs thinner for his role in Here Comes the Boom -which began filming later that month and in May. Hmmm. Another case of a comedian that thinks he can’t be funny unless he’s obese? Seriously, it’s ok to drop all the fat/food jokes and write fresh stuff, Kevin. We’ll still love your physical comedy and you’re not a dumb guy either.

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