The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.26.14

June 26th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will once again ride in the pageview wake of Hilaria Baldwin‘s ass and I’m just going to say that if none of you come up with a Stretch Armstrong reference for this, then congratulations, your parents actually had the money to buy you a Castle Grayskull. No, no, mom and dad, this, this is super cool and I’m sure this purple goo inside is totally non-toxic. *retreats into brain, projects mind forward to mid-thirties discussing Kim Kardashian‘s hair color for a living* AH! OH GOD, IT’S SO BAD IN THE FUTURE!! *sees photo of two old lesbians making out onstage, reads caption*

That what happens to Aerosmith?! *begins work on time machine for project ‘Abort Me’*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    jep
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    Why kan’t all those Kardashian kunts just die.

  2. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    yourmom
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    This totally reminds me of a dream I had the other night… WAIT. Is that dog wearing false lashes??

  3. Chris Brown Woman With Long Fingernails Grabbing His Face Court Appearance
    meeps!
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    I don’t know why I just assumed his bodyguard would’ve worn turquoise nail polish…

  4. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    meeps!
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    At some point they were gonna have to pop…

  5. Kaley Cuoco Derface Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Of Dress Husband Ryan Sweeting
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    “Oh Ryan…we’re so much in love!”
    “Do you still make a buttload of money?”
    “Yep!”
    “Then yes…we’re so much in love.”

  6. Rupert Murdoch Creepy Smile Side Eyes
    meeps!
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    At least Thurston got off the island…

  7. Courteney Cox Drunk Boyfriend Johnny McDaid
    meeps!
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    Rrrrribit…

  8. Damon Dash Stuffing Food Into Mouth
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    Walnut is going to be pissed when he comes back from the bathroom and finds his food eaten.

  9. Chris Brown Woman With Long Fingernails Grabbing His Face Court Appearance
    Swearin
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    Is that like the hand monster from the Legend of Zelda games? Is he about to be dragged back to the start of the prison complex?

  10. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
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    Tori looks like someone ran over her face with a steamroller

  11. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
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    “When everyone said they knew I was full of shit,I thought to myself ‘Wow! Are they psychic?’ “

  12. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    Lou Braccant
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    Must be a sense memory about Liam Neeson’s cock

  13. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    “… Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance… And love… won’t hurt anymore… She’s a bendy chick, and she’s never sore…..”

  14. Chris Brown Woman With Long Fingernails Grabbing His Face Court Appearance
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    orange is the new black…..

  15. Kobe Bryant Vanessa Bryant Greece Vacation
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    “Let me take a picture, first. Then you can pop it off, give it back to me, and I’ll put in my purse for safekeeping.”

  16. Keira Knightley Yellow Teeth Begin Again Premiere
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    Saw her on John Stewart’s show. Way too uptight to be any good in bed. She was a borderline bitch.

  17. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
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    “This is a picture of my little brothers third grade P.E. class. There is more masculinity in here than in your whole body.”

  18. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
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    “Avenge me…”
    “What?”
    “AVENGE ME!!”

  19. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
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    Scared Straight 90210.

  20. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Legs Drastic Weight Loss
    Helena Handbasket
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    I wanna go shoppeen with her!!!

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Spleen
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    Moooo to the power of Moooo

  22. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    Spleen
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    Dog just jizzed.

  23. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
    Spleen
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    Auditioning for Anchorman III?

  24. Rupert Murdoch Creepy Smile Side Eyes
    ElDeeHablo
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    I think she was turning her head to quickly..

  25. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    Ken
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    Janice Dickinson making a goofy face is kind of like
    Rihanna with a black eye.
    Redundant.

  26. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    ElDeeHablo
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    I think she was turning her head to quickly..

  27. Damon Dash Stuffing Food Into Mouth
    donkeylicks
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    Thats racist!

  28. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    donkeylicks
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    How many dogs have to be in one group for it to be considered a pack?

  29. Aerosmith Steven Tyler Joe Perry Sharing Microphone
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    Dudes Look Like a Bag Lady

  30. Judd Apatow Mark Ruffalo Begin Again Premiere
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    Ruffalo’s one smooth sonofabitch.

  31. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
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    He never does’n look like a Basque restaurant’s head waiter.

  32. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
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    Has this guy aged one day since Platoon?

  33. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
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    “The LOOOVE BOOOAT soon will be making another run….”

  34. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
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    Sadly, the attempt to save her marriage left Tori unable to sit comfortably on a director’s chair.

  35. Miley Cyrus Flat Ass Leather Overalls Backwards Hat
    George P Burdell
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    “Perky nips. Perky nips. I must have perky nips for the paparazzi.”

  36. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    I was wondering what Rupert was looking at

  37. Lindsay Ellingson Cleavage Begin Again Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    Delta. Delta. Delta. May I help ya, help ya help ya.

  38. Aerosmith Steven Tyler Joe Perry Sharing Microphone
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    I guess every time they look in the mirror, they don’t see the lines in their face gettin’ clearer.

  39. Miley Cyrus Flat Ass Leather Overalls Backwards Hat
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    What? An outfit without a part shoved up a crack? It’s like seeing the Queen without a hat and gloves.

  40. Miley Cyrus Flat Ass Leather Overalls Backwards Hat
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    I didn’t know there was a slutty gangsta Mario brother

  41. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
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    Come on, do it, Rock! You know you want to pull a Frank Underwood.

  42. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
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    Chris Rock is keeping his eye on Kris…he’s not going to end up married to one of those big ass bitches like Kanye.

  43. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    Amanda
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    At what point did her back leg get the Trogdor big beefy arm treatment?

  44. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    Trent Steel
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    I thought she was a fucking amputee when I first looked at the pic. Jesus Tapdancing Christ….

  45. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “I know. Married to 3 women. WOMEN!!!”

  46. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “OH SHIT!!! Reel her in!!!”

    “I TOLD YOU I COULD CATCH JANICE DICKINSON WITH
    HEROIN!!”

  47. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    This is the police
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    Wait, that isn’t Mel Gibson in drag?

  48. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini Straddling Roger Jenkins
    The Smell
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    That black guy is thinking that they need to get a room, and that he didn’t come to the beach to see this.

  49. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
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    As much as people try to be funny here with their comments, Edge of Tomorrow was f’ing awesome. And if you deny that, you either didn’t see it or I have no idea what you are expecting in a awesome, Sci-Fi, action packed, hilarious at times blockbuster. It rocked and not many actors could pull it off… it you don’t believe it. See it.

  50. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    anonym
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    perfect pose for anal

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