The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.26.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will once again ride in the pageview wake of Hilaria Baldwin’s ass and I’m just going to say that if none of you come up with a Stretch Armstrong reference for this, then congratulations, your parents actually had the money to buy you a Castle Grayskull. No, no, mom and dad, this, this is super cool and I’m sure this purple goo inside is totally non-toxic. *retreats into brain, projects mind forward to mid-thirties discussing Kim Kardashian’s hair color for a living* AH! OH GOD, IT’S SO BAD IN THE FUTURE!! *sees photo of two old lesbians making out onstage, reads caption*

That what happens to Aerosmith?! *begins work on time machine for project ‘Abort Me’*

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