The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.26.14

June 26th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will once again ride in the pageview wake of Hilaria Baldwin‘s ass and I’m just going to say that if none of you come up with a Stretch Armstrong reference for this, then congratulations, your parents actually had the money to buy you a Castle Grayskull. No, no, mom and dad, this, this is super cool and I’m sure this purple goo inside is totally non-toxic. *retreats into brain, projects mind forward to mid-thirties discussing Kim Kardashian‘s hair color for a living* AH! OH GOD, IT’S SO BAD IN THE FUTURE!! *sees photo of two old lesbians making out onstage, reads caption*

That what happens to Aerosmith?! *begins work on time machine for project ‘Abort Me’*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    That tree was standing upright just before she thundered through the parking lot!

  2. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
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    Why am I getting a leather-clad Mr. Rogers vibe here?

  3. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
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    Chris, if you want to go white, you can do better than that.

  4. Kaley Cuoco Derface Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Of Dress Husband Ryan Sweeting
    JimBB
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    “Oooohhhh, we’re in LOS ANGELES! Well, thanks for wearing it on your t-shirt to let me know, then!”

  5. Miley Cyrus Flat Ass Leather Overalls Backwards Hat
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    “Damn, these maternity rubber overalls really chafe my nips….”

  6. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Cleavage
    JimBB
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    I got caught in my curtains this morning and still haven’t escaped!

  7. Keira Knightley Yellow Teeth Begin Again Premiere
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    She is always skating this weird Ugly – Beautiful line.

  8. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
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    bulldog and bullshit

  9. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    So, they have to get all pants custom, right?

  10. Miley Cyrus Flat Ass Leather Overalls Backwards Hat
    Short Round
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    I’d like to think Billy Ray is overcompensating for his lack of involvement in Miley’s life and the resulting Terry Richardson pictures. But I know better…

  11. Danny Trejo Bare Chest Open Shirt Train Video
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    “There was money in that banana stand.”

  12. Behati Prinsloo Side Boob Adam Levine
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    He’s taking her spearfishing.

    Her arms, he’s going to use her arms to spear fish. It’s an OLD Fish joke

  13. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Luke: It’s lucky you have these compartments.
    Han: I use them for smuggling.
    Khloe: Rawrrrr.

  14. Courteney Cox Drunk Boyfriend Johnny McDaid
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    I call this performance piece: Gravity.

  15. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
    ching-chong ding-dong
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    “you thought I liked poon?”

  16. Keira Knightley Yellow Teeth Begin Again Premiere
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    That’s the look she gives when my junks in her ass.

  17. Aerosmith Steven Tyler Joe Perry Sharing Microphone
    renzomatic
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    Brooke Hogan is Joe Perry’s Muse? Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  18. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    She’s still on Endor??

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    DD
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    I gotta pee…

  20. Luci Ford Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    …does whatever a Spider Pig does…

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipple Slip Bikini
    JimBB
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    I caught a beautiful mermaid in my fishing net!!

    …and also her skanky sister.

  22. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
    DD
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    Jesus, what did they do th their face?

  23. Phoebe Price Cleavage Holding Rubber Ball And Box Fan
    DD
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    Who is she again?

  24. Teyana Taylor Bikini
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    y’all should have seen me – just around midnight

  25. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
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    Funny enough that is the same face I make when I see her.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
    DD
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    KONG WANT ICECREAM…

  27. Phoebe Price Cleavage Holding Rubber Ball And Box Fan
    Short Round
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    A true pro understands creating those accidental upskirt pictures for the paparazzi takes careful planning.

  28. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    Zohan
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    6 months into her lifetime supply of Mcburgertown..

  29. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Jeans
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    Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Thighs!!! HOOOOOO!!!!!!

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    JimBB
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    When Skynet built the first ones, we could spot them by their rubber skin.

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipple Slip Bikini
    Ofc. Murphy
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    I’ll buy that for a dollar.

  32. Rupert Murdoch Creepy Smile Side Eyes
    JimBB
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    R u p e r t ! ! ! Did you rig another election, young man??

  33. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
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    donde esta la biblioteca

  34. Teyana Taylor Bikini
    DD
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    What happened to her ass?
    Looks like someone beat it with a pimp switch.

  35. Nicole Kidman
    DD
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    XENU LIVES !!!!

  36. Chris Brown Woman With Long Fingernails Grabbing His Face Court Appearance
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    Hoping to beat the charge.

  37. Keira Knightley Yellow Teeth Begin Again Premiere
    td
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    Luis Suarez?

  38. Nicole Kidman
    dmb
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    He-Man lives and possesses that key. I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

  39. Danny Trejo Bare Chest Open Shirt Train Video
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    Must be a cover for “Under the Bridge”.

  40. Danny Trejo Bare Chest Open Shirt Train Video
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    I have a feeling it goes like this, “were gonna need a Mexican, better call Trejo.”

  41. Aerosmith Steven Tyler Joe Perry Sharing Microphone
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    Like a bunch of old gypsy chicks. Sigh.

  42. Nicole Kidman
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    “I’m really sorry, but I already have a passenger. I –”
    “You will take us both to the airport.”
    “I… I will take you both to the airport.”
    “And the fare will be free.”
    “…Yes, the fare will be free. Master.”

  43. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
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    Michael Jackson and Chewbacca had a baby

  44. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    If by approval you mean the boner I am getting looking at dat ass she clearly has mine.

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    “LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”

  46. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
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    Smoking only increases the chance of a stroke.

  47. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
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    “Welcome! This is Cabana Chat, and THIS…..is Dixie Wetworth!”

  48. Kaley Cuoco Derface Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Of Dress Husband Ryan Sweeting
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    “Honey, take it easy …”
    “Yeah, that’s right! Husband! Partner! Groom! Spouse! Husband! Partner! Groom! SPOOOOUUUUSE!”

  49. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    Eejut
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    I only wish now, that I had learned to stretch and gold dig in my youth.

  50. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
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    “Siri, does thees man pack-a da fudge?”

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