The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.26.14

June 26th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will once again ride in the pageview wake of Hilaria Baldwin‘s ass and I’m just going to say that if none of you come up with a Stretch Armstrong reference for this, then congratulations, your parents actually had the money to buy you a Castle Grayskull. No, no, mom and dad, this, this is super cool and I’m sure this purple goo inside is totally non-toxic. *retreats into brain, projects mind forward to mid-thirties discussing Kim Kardashian‘s hair color for a living* AH! OH GOD, IT’S SO BAD IN THE FUTURE!! *sees photo of two old lesbians making out onstage, reads caption*

That what happens to Aerosmith?! *begins work on time machine for project ‘Abort Me’*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Miley Cyrus Flat Ass Leather Overalls Backwards Hat
    JimBB
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    Is she going fly-girl fishing?

  2. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini Straddling Roger Jenkins
    JimBB
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    Bald guying praying that those aren’t fleas.

  3. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
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    Hey, Medium, next time at the manicurist’s go with medium.

  4. Nicole Kidman
    JimBB
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    They know we’re vampires! SEIZE THEM!!!

  5. Aerosmith Steven Tyler Joe Perry Sharing Microphone
    JimBB
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    Needs more scarves.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Se7en
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    This is not going to age well….

  7. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    Flatliner
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    Is her nickname stumpy?

  8. Kobe Bryant Vanessa Bryant Greece Vacation
    JimBB
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    Woody Allen in foreground texting local elementary school.

  9. Judd Apatow Mark Ruffalo Begin Again Premiere
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    “I’m Twink Winewhisperer”
    “And I’m Gregg Buttfinger”
    “We’re from TLC’s ‘What Not to Wear!!’”

  10. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
    JimBB
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    Rufus down to hanging out with demons.

  11. Miley Cyrus Flat Ass Leather Overalls Backwards Hat
    Flatliner
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    Gimp-in-training

  12. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Legs Drastic Weight Loss
    JimBB
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    Well, she looks low maintenance.

  13. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
    Nerdy
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    The girl with long hair looks like a female Chris Rock.

  14. Danny Trejo Bare Chest Open Shirt Train Video
    Flatliner
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    Danny needs a little hair around his belly button, or at least a landing strip, to go with that tattoo.

  15. Phoebe Price Cleavage Holding Rubber Ball And Box Fan
    E. Jack Ulator
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    Not what I had in mind when I asked her to blow my balls.

  16. Nicole Kidman
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    Somewhere, Roddy Piper is screaming at Keith David, “I’m gonna give you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin’ that trash can.”

  17. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
    JimBB
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    And then Lord Xenu says to Godzilla “Fire him? I just had him audited!”

  18. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
    Ray Cyst
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    “TCRTC!”

  19. Kobe Bryant Vanessa Bryant Greece Vacation
    Odd
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    Zoom lens needed to photograph his schlong.

  20. Judd Apatow Mark Ruffalo Begin Again Premiere
    JimBB
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    No Judd, don’t dress up for this or anything. Whatever you can find on the floor in the attic should be fine,

  21. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    If you can do the lotus position, you can do this.

    That being said, she’s demonstrating some clear need for approval.

  22. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    JimBB
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    I guess even a psychic can’t tell the difference between a wet bulldog and an Italian.

  23. Chris Brown Woman With Long Fingernails Grabbing His Face Court Appearance
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    That hand is causing a minor optical mindfuck.

  24. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
    JimBB
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    As soon as I learn to use a flat-iron, he will be mine.

  25. Kaley Cuoco Derface Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Of Dress Husband Ryan Sweeting
    Short Round
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    Enough already! She did not look at your shirt and want to ask about bicycles. No, I’m not letting you go back to check!

  26. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini Straddling Roger Jenkins
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    Assuming the natural gold-digger position.

  27. Nicole Kidman
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    No comment needed.

  28. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
    JimBB
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    Well how would YOU like to look up one day and see Willem Dafoe singing next to you?

  29. Nicole Kidman
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    Proof of the Zombie Apocalypse.

  30. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini Straddling Roger Jenkins
    AlexS
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    Old ugly rich guys with much younger chicks is fucking gross. Damn money hungry ho.

  31. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
    JimBB
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    “Bitch, I will cut you.”

    “Bitch, I will eat your ugly children if you try.”

    “Okay, interview time ladies. What’s it like working together again?”

    “Oh, it’s great! We love each other SO much!”

  32. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
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    I guess she got the lip injections that melt in the sun.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    I wonder how long it would take her face to run down into her boobs if it started to suddenly downpour.

  34. Rupert Murdoch Creepy Smile Side Eyes
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    Further proof of the Zombie Apocalypse.

  35. Courteney Cox Drunk Boyfriend Johnny McDaid
    JimBB
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    “Are you my nephew who died in the war?”

    “No, grandma, I’m your grandson Johnny. Remember?”

  36. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    The second time I had to check if this was her or Aubrey. They are starting to look more and more alike.

  37. Behati Prinsloo Side Boob Adam Levine
    JimBB
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    Two weeks earlier he was telling his tailor, “Yeah, it’s okay, but could you make it even douchier?”

  38. Rupert Murdoch Creepy Smile Side Eyes
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    SATAN!

  39. Damon Dash Stuffing Food Into Mouth
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    His name is close enough to ‘Dine and Dash’ that this made me laugh.

  40. Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Cleavage
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    eewwwwww…. look at those monkey toes!

  41. Kobe Bryant Vanessa Bryant Greece Vacation
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    I don’t know what it is, but let me zoom in on that to make it as big as possible, because that’s the size I want the next time he fucks around on me.

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Is it cannibalism when you WEAR the animal you are?

  43. Teyana Taylor Bikini
    JimBB
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    Oh shit, they’ve thrown her into a pool of ghetto kryptonite.

  44. Lindsay Ellingson Cleavage Begin Again Premiere
    Short Round
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    The eyes and smile say crazy. But the tits say come-hither! Who am I to refuse such an invitation.

  45. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
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    Kill it with FIRE!

  46. Rupert Murdoch Creepy Smile Side Eyes
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    “Even in prison, I’ll be richer than all of you.”

  47. Teyana Taylor Bikini
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    Really? THAT is the tattoo you paid to have permanently etched onto your body?

  48. Phoebe Price Cleavage Holding Rubber Ball And Box Fan
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    What the fuck does this chick do…

  49. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
    hootiewhoo
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    william dafuq

  50. Keira Knightley Yellow Teeth Begin Again Premiere
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    If i still drank, i’d do so with her! She looks wild as hell.

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