The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.26.14

June 26th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will once again ride in the pageview wake of Hilaria Baldwin‘s ass and I’m just going to say that if none of you come up with a Stretch Armstrong reference for this, then congratulations, your parents actually had the money to buy you a Castle Grayskull. No, no, mom and dad, this, this is super cool and I’m sure this purple goo inside is totally non-toxic. *retreats into brain, projects mind forward to mid-thirties discussing Kim Kardashian‘s hair color for a living* AH! OH GOD, IT’S SO BAD IN THE FUTURE!! *sees photo of two old lesbians making out onstage, reads caption*

That what happens to Aerosmith?! *begins work on time machine for project ‘Abort Me’*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    Don Draper's Dad
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    And then I realized, wow, I can make my Escalade payments by totally scamming people.

  2. Danny Trejo Bare Chest Open Shirt Train Video
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    How’d he get his head reattached?

  3. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini Straddling Roger Jenkins
    Pickle Nose
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    I thought Lord Varys was a eunuch. I guess he still likes to window shop…

  4. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
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    Janice can you put your arms over your head? Do you smell burnt toast?

  5. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
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    Remember that scene in “Goodfellas” where Karen is talking about all the other wives and how they “had bad skin and wore too much makeup”?

  6. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
    Pickle Nose
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    Jennie: still a smokeshow. Tori: still vapid.

  7. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    You would think this Baldwin fellow would be way happier…

    • Marketing Mike

      First, I don’t think Alec is within 50 miles of that boat.
      That said, her lover/cameraman is a very happy guy.

  8. Aida Yespica Butt Bikini Straddling Roger Jenkins
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    And in the background, there’s the black dude thinking, “Just get a fucking room!”

  9. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    I’m liking her more and more.

  10. Damon Dash Stuffing Food Into Mouth
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    Looks more like a hazelnut.

  11. Teyana Taylor Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This fucker Donald Sterling really gets around.

  12. Aerosmith Steven Tyler Joe Perry Sharing Microphone
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Putting them on the road is a form of grave robbing. Trust me on this.

  13. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
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    Chris Rock sees the devil.

  14. Nicole Kidman
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Speaking of grave robbing..

  15. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Kate Gosselin’s nails look freakin’ ridiculous.

  16. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
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    Ah Hah Hah Hah….

    Tom Cruise…you so short. And gay.

  17. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
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    I’m feeling all strokey.

  18. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “HAHAHAHA! He wants us to believe he’s straight!

  19. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
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    I didn’t know Windsock Lip was a plastic surgery option.

  20. Nicole Kidman
    Short Round
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    They do live! Anyone seen my bubblegum?!

  21. Chris Brown Woman With Long Fingernails Grabbing His Face Court Appearance
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    “OK, so where is this bitch? 6? 7? or o’clock…. I don’t want to miss”

  22. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    There’s nothing we can say here that Chris can’t top. I’ll just go to the bar now.

  23. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
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    I ain’t sayin he shoulda killed her…but I understand

  24. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    With enough Botox, you can’t feel the leprosy until it’s too late.

  25. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
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    Man, that is the ultimate “I am not with her or her daughters” look…

  26. Joe Jonas Posing With Female Fans Valentino Show Milan Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He certainly looks uncomfortable around these 2 girls and whatever that is on the right.

  27. Kaley Cuoco Derface Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Of Dress Husband Ryan Sweeting
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    It’s been 253 days, 7 hours, and 2 minutes since we started holding hands…. I may have to end my life to get out of this…

  28. Behati Prinsloo Side Boob Adam Levine
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    Apparently his type is tall and breakable…

  29. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
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    Everybody hates Kris.

  30. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    scarylibrary
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    I look at this and just can’t unsee the Elephantiasis leg.

  31. Chris Brown Woman With Long Fingernails Grabbing His Face Court Appearance
    Odbarc
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    Prison Husband says goodbye.

  32. Phoebe Price Cleavage Holding Rubber Ball And Box Fan
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    “Those Kardashian women are not the only ones that can have huge asses. Wait till they get a load of me..”

  33. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    A third grave robbing joke in one day seemed excessive, but on second thought…

  34. Rupert Murdoch Creepy Smile Side Eyes
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    CRAP! Enough of the dead people today!

  35. Janice Dickinson Derpface Ducklips
    Icehawg
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    “There, the chicken thing. I defy anyone to tell me apart from Joanna Krupa now. We’re like wicked-hot young twinsies.”

  36. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
    Genghis Khanstein
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    As you can see, we’ve made great progress in our quest to build the perfect Fembot when you compare the 2001 and 2014 models.

  37. Kris Jenner Chris Rock Side Eye
    Short Round
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    Chris was suspicious how much Kris liked to talk about tossing her salad. Then suspicion turned to fear.

  38. Jerry OConnell Shirtless Thin Jogging
    Icehawg
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    Run as much as you want. You’re always gonna be that fat kid from “Stand by me”.

  39. Courteney Cox Drunk Boyfriend Johnny McDaid
    cuddles
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    Awe, how sweet. Their faces cave in the exact same way!

  40. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    Chaz
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    “Hey baby, why don’t you make those nails useful and scratch my belly.”

  41. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    Dick Nose
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    Am I the only one seeing Mel Gibson in drag ?

  42. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
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    Your so gay… I’ll bet you think this site is about you

  43. Phoebe Price Cleavage Holding Rubber Ball And Box Fan
    Icehawg
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    Ooooooooo….looks like someone is having a Par-tee!

  44. Willem Dafoe Headphones Jogging Suit Singing Out Loud
    Chaz
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    Willem Dafoe channeling his inner Greg Kinnear.

  45. Tori Spelling Gross Skinny Legs Jennie Garth GMA
    Chaz
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    Beverly Hills 9021Old.

  46. Courteney Cox Drunk Boyfriend Johnny McDaid
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    Just add water!

  47. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    JimBB
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    Once again demonstrating her incredible skill at stretching slightly.

  48. Phoebe Price Cleavage Holding Rubber Ball And Box Fan
    Chaz
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    It’s like she’s saying, “Go ahead Superficial, try and caption this.”

  49. Tom Cruise Laughing Hysterically Edge Of Tomorrow Promotion Tokyo
    Short Round
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    Did I want to bone Emily Blunt?! You’re funny. You’re a funny motherfucker!

  50. Theresa Caputo Bulldog Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf
    Icehawg
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    Oh come on now. That is a cariacture of a person.

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