Awww…bad hair day for Fabio.
I don’t watch television or go to films and after scrolling through twenty four pictures I realise I haven’t missed a fucking thing.
Oh, look at the douche bag! Oh fuck, that’s me!
BAAAAAAAAY! … Digler’s out. You tell him.
“Hey Megan, did you get the picture?”
Well, since I can’t make a movie that doesn’t suck horsecock, I guess I can always go back to photography. Of myself.
You know what this picture could use? Explosions.
The exact instant he started shooting the best movie he ever made.
What the hell kind of title is ‘Dark of the Moon’? … would its opposite – Bright of the Sun – make any less/more sense?
“God, I’m gorgeous”.
how do I add digital explosions to iPhone photos?
Another victim of low water pressure.
Michael Bay clearly misunderstood when the tourist behind him asked him if he would take of picture for him and his wife.
Wish you were here!
Fr: Mike ‘Pwnedyoass’ Bay
I propose we roll him and and Fabio and Michael Bolton into one gigantic, mile-long, douche face.
“Why yes, this IS the noose Megan hung herself with!”
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Michael Bay at a photocall for Transformers: Dark of the Moon in Moscow. (June 23, 2011)