superficial

  1. TomFrank

    Awww…bad hair day for Fabio.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I don’t watch television or go to films and after scrolling through twenty four pictures I realise I haven’t missed a fucking thing.

  3. bdog821

    Oh, look at the douche bag! Oh fuck, that’s me!

  4. Dirk Digler

    Hitler!

  5. Ponkur

    “Hey Megan, did you get the picture?”

  6. baron of all media

    Well, since I can’t make a movie that doesn’t suck horsecock, I guess I can always go back to photography. Of myself.

  7. Colin

    You know what this picture could use? Explosions.

  8. cc

    The exact instant he started shooting the best movie he ever made.

  9. Dr Ha-Ha

    What the hell kind of title is ‘Dark of the Moon’? … would its opposite – Bright of the Sun – make any less/more sense?

  10. GuyLeDouche

    “God, I’m gorgeous”.

  11. whiskeyafternoon

    how do I add digital explosions to iPhone photos?

  12. The Critical Crassness

    Narcissistic Ass!

  13. AleisterCrowley

    Another victim of low water pressure.

  14. Michael Bay clearly misunderstood when the tourist behind him asked him if he would take of picture for him and his wife.

  15. DiddyK

    To: Megan

    Wish you were here!

    Fr: Mike ‘Pwnedyoass’ Bay

  16. I propose we roll him and and Fabio and Michael Bolton into one gigantic, mile-long, douche face.

  17. g-moonie

    “Why yes, this IS the noose Megan hung herself with!”

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