“Your penis is the Ferrari. I got the joke.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Hugh Jackman seems to be negotiating the price of one of those hetero massages Travolta’s always going on about, Prince Charles wonders why this one’s allowed in the parlor, the shapes that make up Cher‘s butt destroy geometry as we know it, and see if your mind can escape from this Rumer Willis pic’s endless loop of ‘Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– EW…’
I’ll try to explain what happened to you to your fami– GAH that chin,
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Hillary’s Duff!
Totally original. Totally.
What about Hilary Puff ?
Hilary Stay Puft?
How about she’s still fat.
Overweight…??? Yeah pretty much. Shapely and yummy…??? Absolutely!!!
If you’re dumb enough to ride it don’t complain about how humiliating it was when it’s over.
I love the summer solstice.
“Didn’t explode. Wouldn’t ride again.”
Poor Jenna Wolfe there. You can see she’s freaked out by Michael Bay. She’s usually a wild one who’s rarely freaked out by anything.
There’s Bubba.
I’d run up and give the old silver fox a hug except for the good chance he’d cop a feel.
see you later at one-eyed jacks. I’ll be the guy with the pin dick surrounded by blubber.
Two things darling, lose the vampire tan and fercrissake do your roots!
Not everyone wants to look like an orange. Not to mention I’ve never heard anyone say “DAMN, that orange bitch be fine!”.
Marilyn Manson’s been working on his glutes…
Marilyn Manson WISHES he could look this goo.. er.. never mind.
It’s what Ozzy Osbourne would look like if he never did drugs.
Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?
Geez, I thought it was Chris Hansen.
Did jorts make a comeback and no one told me?
I didn’t even notice she was wearing her mom’s shorts until you mentioned it. My scroll function was stuck… or something like that.
You actually noticed anything other than her nipples in this pics?
jen nicole lee is very hot. i love those fit, shapely babes!!!!
It must so hard for him to contain his rage at the photographers…
Seen leaving after he used his tie and belt to restrain & gag Lindsay and get her to shut the fuck up and stop drinking, already!
He’s a gentleman that way.
Also, last pic on the pap’s camera when they finally recovered his remains from under the car Tony had hurled at him.
Chris Odonnell has really let himself go…
Is it a stroke or did he shart himself?
I think that’s the pre-shart look; you don’t really know whether it’s a solid, liquid or gas that’s coming.
In a slow reveal, Michael lets a fan see the artistic preview rendering of his new ride, Cocktimus Prime.
Like any creature of habit, we observe Mr. Rattner proceed to his favorite seafood restaurant at 3:00 pm PST on Wednesdays…
Cool. Shrimp fest at Red Lobster is back!
I hate myself for falling in with all the other moon eyed sheep who adore this guy. It’s like he’s got fucking enchantment charm spell on the world.
Baaaaa!
Charles internal monologue: In my day, this jackass McAsspants would be executed post haste, based solely on his cringingly unlistenable “hit” singles.
With his head on a pyke.
Will showed up at Clarence House wearing that, eh?
Classy…
Fuck a Clarence House..what is he, a prole??
Still so would…
And I would enjoy myself too
Well at least we know what Fish’s desktop background is…
the stapler on my desk just got pregnant
I’m still completely heterosexual even if I admit this tranny has a nice ass.
why doesn’t he have a neck?!
It was crushed into his chest by the weight of his massive ego in his own mind.
It’s nice to see Octomom out again.
no, no it’s not
I am pretty sure his full time job is crashing premiers…
Just thinking the same thing….
“Sal, why the fuck are we taking this guy’s picture? He’s not in the movie, he hasn’t done anything for years, he’s just milking that 21 Jump Street reboot comeback that ended months ago!”
“I know, but there’s this dumbass blogger in Pennsylvania who buys this shit…”
This guy would show up at the opening of a bag of chips.
very fucking funny!
I don’t know why, but I thought Mona died.
Someone told her to ‘Act her age’ and she mummified.
he’s swallowing his neck beard with his lower mandibles.
Nothing to see here… Just 2 dudes out for a walk… Please move on…
Half a man short of a sitcom.
She’s All That. And Some. And a Little Extra.
The ceremony could obviously be described as “California Casual”.
The woman in the background looking away is a lesbian.
Is it illegal to hold a woman down against her will… in direct sunlight?
Somebody should have warned him not to ride to the bar sitting on John Travolta’s lap.
Are you kidding, this guy is gay. He specifically requested to ride there.
Why s this man smiling? He’s clearly at Defcon Douche Level 6.
Because douches are blissfully unaware of their douchiness.
Finally, her ‘duck lips’ deflated.
Unfortunately, so did some other things…
I’ve always liked Gina. She’s a hottie.
Looks like he ate A.J.
Dude makes Lou Reed look like a GQ model.
he’s a friggin wanna be. never made it big…never will. go away and take Kim K with you please.
His “look” was working until the shoes. He’s too old for those kicks….
I was going to say he was too old for those shoes
I don’t think it’s the shoes as much as it’s someone needing to teach him how to lace and tie them.
still hot
“Just say the word, Bill. I’ll take care of ‘em for you”
Spanx work as outerwear?
Madonna needs to get in on this!
His BeDazzler must be broken.
Thank you, pokie fairy
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