The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.21.12

June 21st, 2012 // 550 Comments

“Your penis is the Ferrari. I got the joke.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Hugh Jackman seems to be negotiating the price of one of those hetero massages Travolta’s always going on about, Prince Charles wonders why this one’s allowed in the parlor, the shapes that make up Cher‘s butt destroy geometry as we know it, and see if your mind can escape from this Rumer Willis pic’s endless loop of ‘Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– EW…’

I’ll try to explain what happened to you to your fami– GAH that chin,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Cher Butt Stretch Pants
    MarkM
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    She’s a man, baby!

  2. James Gandolfini
    The Pope
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    When did he start making a movie about Buddy Hackett?

  3. Judith Light
    Crissy
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    Judith Pale… Sorry got nuthin’ else!

  4. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this guy related to David Carradine or Christopher Lambert ?
    Or both ?

  5. Dakota Fanning Pale Red Sunglasses
    Turd Ferguson
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    Whiteout.

  6. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    Minky Wail
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    Let me guess. He takes a younger white man/woman under his wing and with a mix of folksy down home wisdom and depthless humility , enables them to escape from prison, catch the serial killer, build an ark, and dress like a bat,.

  7. Kelly Brook Nipples Sports Bra Yoga Pants Joggin
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    Keep running, hot stuff.

  8. Kelly Brook Nipples Sports Bra Yoga Pants Joggin
    Lemmiwinks
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    Bigger the cushion the better the pushin’.

  9. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    The Pope
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    You know your ass is fat when you have to use a damn picture window as your mirror.

  10. Rumer Willis Legs Short Shorts Cowboy Boots
    Crissy
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    That thing has no good angle!…

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    Keyboard Bandit
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    You can’t make fun of her because of the nipples and you can’t get excited because of the shorts. It’s the perfect cock tease/cock blocker mix. DAMN, she is one smart cookie!

  12. Will.i.am Prince Charles
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    It’s a historic day when Will.i.am the douche gets to meet the father of Will.i.am the Duke.

  13. Brett Ratner
    The Pope
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    “Is that Hugh Jackman across the street? Think I’ll go say hi!”

  14. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Some people just look like they smell bad.

  15. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
    Crissy
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    Zoom in on this bitch and all she’s got worth looking at are boobs, and she’s partly covering them with her weave! Dumb broad!

    • I don’t know about her boobs being the only thing of hers worth looking at. I’m sure I’d get a monster hard-on looking at her financial statements.

  16. Nicole Minetti Cleavage
    Crissy
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    With a hairline like that one, I’d too would get a boob job…

  17. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve got nothing negative to say about this bad mother fucker

  18. Nicole Minetti Cleavage
    navet
    Commented on this photo:

    pillows

  19. James Gandolfini
    Keyboard Bandit
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    Geez, fitting in a full size SUV used to be a lot easier. Why do they make them smaller now?

  20. Rachel Leigh Cook Cleavage Tight Dress
    The Pope
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    She finally found a pose that doesn’t make her look so wide.

  21. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair Christine Marinoni
    navet
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the abs on Cynthia wait….on second thought abs?

  22. Kelly Brook Nipples Sports Bra Yoga Pants Joggin
    Crissy
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    Yesssssss!!! There’s is a God, and I get to see her without makeup! And while I think she is hot no matter what, I feel better after seeing this. She IS human!

  23. Rachel Leigh Cook Cleavage Tight Dress
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    She’s so desperate for attention she’d go to the opening of a bottle!

  24. Michael Bay Transformers Ride Universal Studios
    squiggy
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    It’s obviously a transformers ride, they even digitally touched up J Wolfe so that she looks good. That’s some of Michael’s best work right there. Plus the ride has better writing by default

  25. Carmen Electra Cleavage Tight Dress
    Crissy
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    She sure still looks beautiful!

  26. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet
    Nik
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    Isn’t this the guy who said he sucked dick before getting famous? He’s a weirdo.

    • No, no, you’re thinking of Justin Bieber… or was it John Travolta? No wait, it was Ryan Seacrest… maybe Tom Cruise… or was it the entire case of Magic Mike?

      Now I’m not so sure. Maybe you were right.

  27. Will.i.am Prince Charles
    Keyboard Bandit
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    Excuse me but who are you again? Well, I am Prince Charles and you’re a douche!

  28. Anna Faris Baby Bump
    Keyboard Bandit
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    Nice Britney Spears impression.

  29. Dakota Fanning Pale Red Sunglasses
    DeucePickle
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    Pretty impressive. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to stay this white in California ?

  30. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair Christine Marinoni
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s suddenly clear to me who keeps paying to see Jonah Hill’s movies.

  31. Cher Butt Stretch Pants
    Crissy
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    It’s Charo!!!!!

  32. Kate Upton Cleavage
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks better in a bikini!

  33. Kelly Brook Nipples Sports Bra Yoga Pants Joggin
    The Pope
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    You’ve got to stop running sometime, Kelly Brook! I’ll catch up to you eventually!

  34. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair Christine Marinoni
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Lesbians are so hot,.. Yummy yum yum…

  35. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Jeans
    wheeeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    i still would like to rub her buttocks. you guys are gay.

  36. Dakota Fanning Pale Red Sunglasses
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhhh it burns my eyes….]

  37. Kelly Brook Nipples Sports Bra Yoga Pants Joggin
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    hawt. nawt

  38. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair Christine Marinoni
    wheeeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    why do real lesbians look like this? why can’t they look like the babes in my dreams?????? my eyes!!!!!!!

  39. Michael Bay Transformers Ride Universal Studios
    FanGirl
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    this guy is so creepy

  40. Cher Butt Stretch Pants
    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    this woman is 4 years shy of 70….. *SEVEN-ZERO*

  41. Gina Gershon Cleavage
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    I had to google her to see who she was again, cause without the lips she is a totally different person!

  42. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    FanGirl
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    I guess she reads the superficial

  43. Cher Butt Stretch Pants
    FanGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf

  44. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    What can I say? I like a big ass on a pretty girl.

  45. Joey Lawrence
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “All I wanna do is zoom a zoom, zoom, now shake your butt, shake it, shake it now shake it, shake it to left, shake it to right…” Thought I should sing a fitting tune to this pic!…

  46. Kate Upton Cleavage
    FanGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s pretty

  47. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    FanGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    I always knew she would be a fatty, from lizzy mcguire

  48. Gina Gershon Cleavage
    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    hottest hasidic jew dry-cleaner Larry David ever tried to bang lol

  49. Rachel Leigh Cook Cleavage Tight Dress
    FanGirl
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    still pretty

  50. Will.i.am Prince Charles
    Ana
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    From the waist up looks decent. The waist down… wtf.

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