“Your penis is the Ferrari. I got the joke.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Hugh Jackman seems to be negotiating the price of one of those hetero massages Travolta’s always going on about, Prince Charles wonders why this one’s allowed in the parlor, the shapes that make up Cher‘s butt destroy geometry as we know it, and see if your mind can escape from this Rumer Willis pic’s endless loop of ‘Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– EW…’
I’ll try to explain what happened to you to your fami– GAH that chin,
- Photo Boy
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She’s a man, baby!
When did he start making a movie about Buddy Hackett?
Judith Pale… Sorry got nuthin’ else!
Is this guy related to David Carradine or Christopher Lambert ?
Or both ?
Whiteout.
Let me guess. He takes a younger white man/woman under his wing and with a mix of folksy down home wisdom and depthless humility , enables them to escape from prison, catch the serial killer, build an ark, and dress like a bat,.
He can also teach you to curve bullets in a perfect circle.
And teach you to read. It’s easy!
Keep running, hot stuff.
Bigger the cushion the better the pushin’.
Talk about fun-cakes, my girl’s gottem
“How could I leave this behind?”
You know your ass is fat when you have to use a damn picture window as your mirror.
That thing has no good angle!…
You can’t make fun of her because of the nipples and you can’t get excited because of the shorts. It’s the perfect cock tease/cock blocker mix. DAMN, she is one smart cookie!
It’s a historic day when Will.i.am the douche gets to meet the father of Will.i.am the Duke.
“Is that Hugh Jackman across the street? Think I’ll go say hi!”
Some people just look like they smell bad.
Zoom in on this bitch and all she’s got worth looking at are boobs, and she’s partly covering them with her weave! Dumb broad!
I don’t know about her boobs being the only thing of hers worth looking at. I’m sure I’d get a monster hard-on looking at her financial statements.
With a hairline like that one, I’d too would get a boob job…
I’ve got nothing negative to say about this bad mother fucker
pillows
Geez, fitting in a full size SUV used to be a lot easier. Why do they make them smaller now?
She finally found a pose that doesn’t make her look so wide.
I love the abs on Cynthia wait….on second thought abs?
Yesssssss!!! There’s is a God, and I get to see her without makeup! And while I think she is hot no matter what, I feel better after seeing this. She IS human!
She’s so desperate for attention she’d go to the opening of a bottle!
I guess Richard Grieco couldn’t be in two places at once.
It’s obviously a transformers ride, they even digitally touched up J Wolfe so that she looks good. That’s some of Michael’s best work right there. Plus the ride has better writing by default
She sure still looks beautiful!
Isn’t this the guy who said he sucked dick before getting famous? He’s a weirdo.
No, no, you’re thinking of Justin Bieber… or was it John Travolta? No wait, it was Ryan Seacrest… maybe Tom Cruise… or was it the entire case of Magic Mike?
Now I’m not so sure. Maybe you were right.
Excuse me but who are you again? Well, I am Prince Charles and you’re a douche!
Nice Britney Spears impression.
Pretty impressive. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to stay this white in California ?
It’s suddenly clear to me who keeps paying to see Jonah Hill’s movies.
It’s Charo!!!!!
Looks better in a bikini!
You’ve got to stop running sometime, Kelly Brook! I’ll catch up to you eventually!
Lesbians are so hot,.. Yummy yum yum…
i still would like to rub her buttocks. you guys are gay.
Ditto, dude (or dudette)!
Ahhhh it burns my eyes….]
hawt. nawt
why do real lesbians look like this? why can’t they look like the babes in my dreams?????? my eyes!!!!!!!
this guy is so creepy
this woman is 4 years shy of 70….. *SEVEN-ZERO*
I had to google her to see who she was again, cause without the lips she is a totally different person!
I guess she reads the superficial
wtf
What can I say? I like a big ass on a pretty girl.
“All I wanna do is zoom a zoom, zoom, now shake your butt, shake it, shake it now shake it, shake it to left, shake it to right…” Thought I should sing a fitting tune to this pic!…
she’s pretty
yes she is, but in 5 years she’s going to be a chubby ” where are they now” has-been.
“I don’t think so, Tim.” She just turned 20 a couple of weeks ago, fer fucksake.
In addition to being “magazine beautiful,” she’s also incredibly cute.
I always knew she would be a fatty, from lizzy mcguire
Thank you so much, Nostradumbshit!
hottest hasidic jew dry-cleaner Larry David ever tried to bang lol
still pretty
From the waist up looks decent. The waist down… wtf.