The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.21.12

June 21st, 2012 // 550 Comments

“Your penis is the Ferrari. I got the joke.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Hugh Jackman seems to be negotiating the price of one of those hetero massages Travolta’s always going on about, Prince Charles wonders why this one’s allowed in the parlor, the shapes that make up Cher‘s butt destroy geometry as we know it, and see if your mind can escape from this Rumer Willis pic’s endless loop of ‘Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– Ew, did she piss herself? Gross, look up inste– GAH that chin! Look down inste– EW…’

I’ll try to explain what happened to you to your fami– GAH that chin,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Hillary’s Duff!

  2. Michael Bay Transformers Ride Universal Studios
    Cock Dr
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    If you’re dumb enough to ride it don’t complain about how humiliating it was when it’s over.

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    I love the summer solstice.

  4. Michael Bay Transformers Ride Universal Studios
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    “Didn’t explode. Wouldn’t ride again.”

  5. Michael Bay Transformers Ride Universal Studios
    Lucion
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    Poor Jenna Wolfe there. You can see she’s freaked out by Michael Bay. She’s usually a wild one who’s rarely freaked out by anything.

  6. Bill Clinton Alec Baldwin Sweaty Hair
    Cock Dr
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    There’s Bubba.
    I’d run up and give the old silver fox a hug except for the good chance he’d cop a feel.

  7. James Gandolfini
    rubyq
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    see you later at one-eyed jacks. I’ll be the guy with the pin dick surrounded by blubber.

  8. Dakota Fanning Pale Red Sunglasses
    Mel
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    Two things darling, lose the vampire tan and fercrissake do your roots!

    • Blech

      Not everyone wants to look like an orange. Not to mention I’ve never heard anyone say “DAMN, that orange bitch be fine!”.

  9. Cher Butt Stretch Pants
    Johnny P!
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    Marilyn Manson’s been working on his glutes…

  10. Michael Bay Transformers Ride Universal Studios
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    Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    Did jorts make a comeback and no one told me?

  12. barancy peloma

    jen nicole lee is very hot. i love those fit, shapely babes!!!!

  13. Bill Clinton Alec Baldwin Sweaty Hair
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    It must so hard for him to contain his rage at the photographers…

  14. James Gandolfini
    Johnny P!
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    Seen leaving after he used his tie and belt to restrain & gag Lindsay and get her to shut the fuck up and stop drinking, already!
    He’s a gentleman that way.

  15. Hugh Jackman
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    Chris Odonnell has really let himself go…

  16. James Gandolfini
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    Is it a stroke or did he shart himself?

  17. Michael Bay Transformers Ride Universal Studios
    Perplexity
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    In a slow reveal, Michael lets a fan see the artistic preview rendering of his new ride, Cocktimus Prime.

  18. Brett Ratner
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    Like any creature of habit, we observe Mr. Rattner proceed to his favorite seafood restaurant at 3:00 pm PST on Wednesdays…

  19. Hugh Jackman
    Cock Dr
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    I hate myself for falling in with all the other moon eyed sheep who adore this guy. It’s like he’s got fucking enchantment charm spell on the world.
    Baaaaa!

  20. Will.i.am Prince Charles
    rubyq
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    Charles internal monologue: In my day, this jackass McAsspants would be executed post haste, based solely on his cringingly unlistenable “hit” singles.

  21. Will.i.am Prince Charles
    Johnny P!
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    Will showed up at Clarence House wearing that, eh?
    Classy…

  22. Julianna Margulies Cleavage
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    Still so would…

  23. John Hamm
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    Well at least we know what Fish’s desktop background is…

  24. John Hamm
    octopusagogo
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    the stapler on my desk just got pregnant

  25. Cher Butt Stretch Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m still completely heterosexual even if I admit this tranny has a nice ass.

  26. Brett Ratner
    lillaliket
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    why doesn’t he have a neck?!

  27. Cher Butt Stretch Pants
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    It’s nice to see Octomom out again.

  28. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses
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    I am pretty sure his full time job is crashing premiers…

  29. Judith Light
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know why, but I thought Mona died.

  30. Judith Light
    Johnny P!
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    Someone told her to ‘Act her age’ and she mummified.

  31. Brett Ratner
    rubyq
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    he’s swallowing his neck beard with his lower mandibles.

  32. Cynthia Nixon Short Hair Christine Marinoni
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    Nothing to see here… Just 2 dudes out for a walk… Please move on…

  33. Rachel Leigh Cook Cleavage Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s All That. And Some. And a Little Extra.

  34. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet
    Cock Dr
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    The ceremony could obviously be described as “California Casual”.

  35. John Hamm
    Johnny P!
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    The woman in the background looking away is a lesbian.

  36. Dakota Fanning Pale Red Sunglasses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is it illegal to hold a woman down against her will… in direct sunlight?

  37. James Gandolfini
    Schmidtler
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    Somebody should have warned him not to ride to the bar sitting on John Travolta’s lap.

  38. Thomas Jane Open Shirt Chest Hair Bare Feet
    rubyq
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    Why s this man smiling? He’s clearly at Defcon Douche Level 6.

  39. Gina Gershon Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Finally, her ‘duck lips’ deflated.
    Unfortunately, so did some other things…

  40. Gina Gershon Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    I’ve always liked Gina. She’s a hottie.

  41. James Gandolfini
    richie
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    Looks like he ate A.J.

  42. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Dude makes Lou Reed look like a GQ model.

  43. Joey Lawrence
    Errol Flynn
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    His “look” was working until the shoes. He’s too old for those kicks….

  44. Carmen Electra Cleavage Tight Dress
    richie
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    still hot

  45. Bill Clinton Alec Baldwin Sweaty Hair
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    “Just say the word, Bill. I’ll take care of ‘em for you”

  46. Rachel Leigh Cook Cleavage Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Spanx work as outerwear?
    Madonna needs to get in on this!

  47. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    His BeDazzler must be broken.

  48. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    Thank you, pokie fairy

  49. Brett Ratner
    Minky Wail
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    More like “Brett Fatner”

  50. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    Perplexity
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