Isaac better be serving Viagra martinis.
Captian Crunch in the fleash!
The Skipper has lost a lot of weight since Gilligan died.
I always suspected that top hammock had a strategically placed hole.
Time to shove off in the S.S. Wrinkled Balls I see. First Mate? Larry King, of course.
He is looking for some hot 20 year old to sail on his good ship lollipop.
The Mummy returns to the scene of earlier exploits, London!
‘I had better go check on the withered cock, er, weathercock!’
“Hey Hef, Why do you always wear that hat?”
“I love motorboating”
Why does the life preserver in the yachting cap insignia look more like a hemorrhoid pillow?
i bet if he looses the smile, all his flesh will fall off.
Popeye be grabbin’ his junk.
I wonder if he realizes that the only people who wear those hats anymore are actual seaman and the gays.
Arrggg… dead men tell no ta– wait. I stand corrected.
“How’d you like to mow my lawn??”
“Who wants to ride my little dingy?”
Hugh learns that the captain always goes down on…uh with the ship!
So they’re doing a live action Mr. Magoo movie? Cool.
the SS Colostomy is headed to sea!
“Where am I? Who pooped in my pants?”
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of aged Playboy
That lived in his carnal mansion
Filled with many toys.
The geezer was a Viagra-taking man,
His concubines are blondes wearing pearls.
Twelve 30-second wrinkled orgams
In one dozen girls, one dozen girls.
The Mansion started getting sick,
The hot tub was infested,
Venereal disease in the water
It should be tested, it should be tested.
The Mansion was a meeting place of the naked and the nude
The daughter too,
The whores and their dogs,
The hot tub
The celebrities and porn stars,
Here on Hefner’s Isle.
Hugh’s girlfriends always *shudder* when they see that hat, because they know that the Captain is expecting them to start bobbing with his “playbuoy”.
Boats and Hoes
I guess they found a new captain for the Cornelia Maria.
It’ll be full of crabs before they haul the first pot.
Awww, he doesn’t look a day over 107.
It was nice of the Mayflower to let him keep the captain’s hat.
Actively looking for semen…
is it just me or does he looked like he just dropped a deuce in his drawers?
As old as it is, his dick sees more action that 80% of the ‘droid tapping douchebags who leave comments here
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Hugh Hefner in London. (June 2, 2011)