“What if I threaten to burn her house down after she blows me? Nah, it’ll never work.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed filled with a cautionary tale about pregnancy (Your face really gets stuck like that. I’m a doctor.), the skeletonization of Alessandra Ambrosio and Justin Bieber flying (again) which isn’t at all a sign of the apocalypse because, c’mon, Jesus never levitated. *checks Bible* … Fuck.
I saved the best for last?
- The Superficial