The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.19.14

June 19th, 2014 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features the bromance that’s reportedly sent Jonah Hill spiraling into a froyo binge from which only Leo’s arms can save him. This gallery also has probably the highest concentration of butt photos ever compiled in a TCWM unless you count every single one I’ve ever made before today.

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but go ahead and keep filling it with ass shots,” is something I believe Lincoln once said to the troops,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “Excellent work!!”

    “Thank you Mr. West!”

    “..and you have 100 more? Just like this?”

    “Yes sir.”

    “Good!! By the time Kris has sex with all of them, that dick riding
    bitch Kris will be off mah nuts.”

    “Very, good sir.”

  2. Goldie Hawn Butt Bending Over Swimsuit Kurt Russell Huge Belly Shirtless
    BlackManUSAonTwitters
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    Obviously, Kate DIDN’T get it from her momma…

  3. Aisha Tyler Huge Forehead La Bare Premiere
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    She has her forehead set to Rihanna…

  4. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Legs No Pants Yoga Pose On Boat Instagram
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    This pose is called, “Downing Gold Digger”

  5. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    Chaz
    Commented on this photo:

    This can’t be real…It must be the same camera trick that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman use to employ.

  6. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
    DavyT
    Commented on this photo:

    “Once I would be fucking Kylie Minogue… and now all I have is this bread… merde…” (fin)

  7. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
    Swearin
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    “Have them processed and injected into Kim’s ass, face and tits by nightfall.”

  8. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
    Swearin
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    “So Kate, how many of your kids unequivocally hate your guts by now?”

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “It took three whole villages working around the clock to make this dress! I believe in supporting the third world.”

  10. Zachary Quinto Lena Dunham Girls Set
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Your name is Sylar. Now cut open her head and devour what little brains she has.

  11. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong
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    Do you think she’s like “I have TITS too you know!”.

  12. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Legs No Pants Yoga Pose On Boat Instagram
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    I see these photos of her doing sexy posing on a yacht, and I imagine Alec looking at them, wondering “who the fuck took these pictures?”

  13. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong
    J-Dizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    When you start TCWM with this, it’s all downhill from there. Stop no further. Only Katy Perry or Kate Upton’s bare breasts appearing here could beat this.

  14. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong
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    Her and Anastasia Ashley must belong to the same ‘how to be in 9000 photos that all look the same’ club.

  15. Taylor Lautner Shirtless Farmer Tan
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    Meh. Still has permanent French Stewart eyes.

  16. Taylor Swift Midriff Legs Minskirt
    anonymous
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    Did she get new tits? I could have sworn all this time she was built like a coffee table.

  17. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
    dennis
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yeah….that’s a supermodel alright.

    I’d whipped it out and fap right now but I have important things to do like looking up at the ceiling and counting the bumps in the ceiling tile.

  18. Courtney Love Cannes Lions 2014 Seminar
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    Yes, yes. We all know how big your vagina is.

  19. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
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    Yeah, that’s pretty much exactly how I expected her to handle a black microphone.

  20. Michael Bay Excited Smile Worldwide Premiere Screening Transformers Age of Extinction
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    Why bother tying a decent windsor knot…he’ll just get a special effects team to fix it in editing. And it’ll probably be an exploding robot after they’re done.

  21. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
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    I haven’t seen someone carrying bread that oddly since yesterday, when I saw a guy carrying a pizza under his arm like a book. Like not flat, but vertical. I was so pissed off I rolled down my window and yelled at him “THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CARRY A GODDAMN PIZZA”. He looked a little scared.

    Thinking back, I might have come across a little unbalanced.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
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    Those aren’t rope…they’re bungie cords.

  23. Courtney Love Cannes Lions 2014 Seminar
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    “…and then I held the shotgun about this far away…”

  24. Lady Gaga Butt Booty Shorts Fishnets Black Curly Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? An Iron Maiden t-shirt? Lady, you have not earned the RIGHT to hang your saggy ass out of a Maiden t-shirt.

  25. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kate, how many of your grown children can you fit in your vagina right now?”

  26. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    remember back when Khloe was all slim and in shape? Way back like two weeks ago, and several runs though photoshop filters?

  27. Aisha Tyler Huge Forehead La Bare Premiere
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    I would destroy her vagina, or die trying. Either way, one of us is going down.

  28. Eva Longoria Butt Tight White Jeans
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    Hah! Period come on a bit soon??

    I love yelling that at chicks in white pants. They know it’s probably not true…but you can still see the panic in their eyes.

    jesus, I’m a horrible person.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    Only a matter of time before some whacko shoots this bitch!

  30. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Miniskirt BET 106 & Park
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    Used to think she had the loose caboose, but after Kardashian,
    J-Lo’s a lean tight bean!

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that her gut or butt? It’s bad when you cant tell the difference.

  32. Sophia Bush Butt Yoga Pants
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s been on TV for a while now. Surprised she just driving an older A3 TDI.

  33. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
    buzz
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else reading “Pity u homo” as the location of whatever this weird “magical night” is?

  34. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Sean Penn just called wanting his look back.

  35. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    True story, they were in the running to play Hodor and Tyrion

  36. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey look everyone, it’s Druggy Smurf!”

  37. Kyle Richards Legs Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Lena Dunham resembles a russet potato and I’ve seen her in heels. I hope I didn’t kill your potato fornication buzz.

  38. Courtney Love Cannes Lions 2014 Seminar
    Commented on this photo:

    I once had a sawed-off this big, but then the police seized it as evidence.

  39. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    And here I thought all along that Halle was the bread winner.

  40. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
    in a galaxy far far away
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG ITS HER CRUSH NUTS FACE!!

  41. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Legs No Pants Yoga Pose On Boat Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Alec should have just walked up to her and kicked her into the water, now that would have been funny.

  42. Taylor Lautner Shirtless Farmer Tan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh Tom, you are so silly, why did you push me down?”

  43. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
    Commented on this photo:

    And the real Kanye West comes out. The rich truly are not like us, they can pick out sexual partners like normal people pick out bottles of wine.

  44. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    The desperation is kicking in, her finances must really be in bad shape.

  45. Michael Bay Excited Smile Worldwide Premiere Screening Transformers Age of Extinction
    Commented on this photo:

    10 seconds later the entire room and everyone in it blew up.

  46. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, a fucking baguette, seriously?

  47. Taylor Swift Midriff Legs Minskirt
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    Fuck she looks amazing.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuck, I hope she does not try to eat me again”

  49. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
    Commented on this photo:

    She used every one of her extensive amount of connections to become a “supermodel” although it seems few people actually buy that lie.

  50. Jackie Chan Jean Claude Van Damme Holding Hands Jackie Chan Action Movie Gala Press Conference 17th Shanghai International Film Festival
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    My brain does not know to process the fact the either of these two would beat the crap out of me.

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