The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.19.14

June 19th, 2014 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features the bromance that’s reportedly sent Jonah Hill spiraling into a froyo binge from which only Leo’s arms can save him. This gallery also has probably the highest concentration of butt photos ever compiled in a TCWM unless you count every single one I’ve ever made before today.

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but go ahead and keep filling it with ass shots,” is something I believe Lincoln once said to the troops,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Chrissy Teigen No Makeup Tank Top Yoga Pants LAX
    it had to be said
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    Not her best face look. At all.

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    It’s as if she went into the French boutique and demanded a dress that would minimize her bust and emphasize her hips.

  3. Goldie Hawn Butt Bending Over Swimsuit Kurt Russell Huge Belly Shirtless
    Vlad
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    No amount of therapy will help me after seeing that.

  4. Taylor Lautner Shirtless Farmer Tan
    cuddles
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    Holy shit, he looks like Ashton Kutcher… THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

  5. Emmy Rossum Butt Yoga Pants
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    Yummy

  6. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
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    That’s whats affectionately known as “the H walk” in the junkie community

  7. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    You know the Hampton summer crowd must just love having this klan and their cameras crews around.

  8. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
    Cock Dr
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    Hey being Michelle Rodriguez’s girlfriend is probably goddamned hard work ya’ll.

  9. Aisha Tyler Huge Forehead La Bare Premiere
    o'chunt
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    “… danger zone.”

  10. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
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    It’s growing

  11. Aisha Tyler Huge Forehead La Bare Premiere
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    Ahhh funhouse mirror! Oh wait…

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
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    Whale got caught in a net and called it fashion.

  13. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
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    “Look at me, I’m Paz De La Huerta!’

  14. Taylor Lautner Shirtless Farmer Tan
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Someone needs a new roids prescription.

  15. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Jesus, this guy redefines the term “douche”. I’d rather go camping for a weekend with “The Situation” than have two spend one minute with this retard. My sympathies to the ass kissers pictured above.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
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    BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

  17. Goldie Hawn Butt Bending Over Swimsuit Kurt Russell Huge Belly Shirtless
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Getting old sucks. :(

    Kurt is still cool though. Rock on fat man.

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Blech.

    Tell me again why she is famous? It had something to do with Satan and sucking cock, right?

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      This is where it gets complicated.

      Some people think her mother made a deal with the devil. Others think her mom IS the devil. Another group thinks her mom has a retractable cock.

      I say, fuck it, let’s get drunk.

  19. Zachary Quinto Lena Dunham Girls Set
    Cap'n Obvious
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    I assume that he was never as happy to be gay as this precise moment.

  20. Taylor Swift Midriff Legs Minskirt
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Jesus she is annoying…but continues to look damn good.

  21. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Holy fuck. Nuke it from orbit.

  22. Taylor Lautner Shirtless Farmer Tan
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    All them gains… lost.

  23. Goldie Hawn Butt Bending Over Swimsuit Kurt Russell Huge Belly Shirtless
    DiegoAD
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    So which one’s bigger? His gut or her cunt?

  24. Chrissy Teigen No Makeup Tank Top Yoga Pants LAX
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Very overrated. Appears to be a social climbing attention whore who will do whatever it takes…so count down to the sex tape.

  25. Kyle Richards Legs Short Shorts
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Phoning Satan to see if there is any of her soul left to trade.

  26. Jackie Chan Jean Claude Van Damme Holding Hands Jackie Chan Action Movie Gala Press Conference 17th Shanghai International Film Festival
    JimBB
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    It’s so nice that they can get married in several states now.

  27. Aisha Tyler Huge Forehead La Bare Premiere
    Cap'n Obvious
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    What happened to my beautiful Lana? Get some sleep baby…and/or lay off the plastic surgery.

    Man hands!

  28. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
    JimBB
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    “Kate, where are your kids?”

  29. Jackie Chan Jean Claude Van Damme Holding Hands Jackie Chan Action Movie Gala Press Conference 17th Shanghai International Film Festival
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Which one is which? Photo Boy is messing with our heads again.

  30. Michael Bay Excited Smile Worldwide Premiere Screening Transformers Age of Extinction
    JimBB
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    The smile of a man who still thinks he cheated Lou Cypher on the deal.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
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    What is it with this broad and being photographed with hairy BBC.

  32. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
    JimBB
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    He looks like that sleazy gangster that always gets whacked about midway through the movie.

  33. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
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    “I can finally own a white person. I will take them all.”

  34. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
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    “Bitch please. Ooops, that was my reflection.”

  35. Jackie Chan Jean Claude Van Damme Holding Hands Jackie Chan Action Movie Gala Press Conference 17th Shanghai International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, there’s a lot going on here but none of it seems interesting.

  36. Michael Bay Excited Smile Worldwide Premiere Screening Transformers Age of Extinction
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    That smile is really exploding off of his face.

  37. Taylor Lautner Shirtless Farmer Tan
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    He’s obviously playing an affable young fellow whose gayness just comes tumbling out of him at the most comically inopportune times.

  38. Jackie Chan Jean Claude Van Damme Holding Hands Jackie Chan Action Movie Gala Press Conference 17th Shanghai International Film Festival
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    “From here? Straight to Portland for the ceremony! George Takai is flying in to officiate!!!”

  39. Goldie Hawn Butt Bending Over Swimsuit Kurt Russell Huge Belly Shirtless
    JimBB
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    “I’m retired.”

    “But those people will drown if you don’t save them, Captain Ron!!”

    [sigh] “….yeah….okay….let me get my Birkenstocks off.”

  40. Jackie Chan Jean Claude Van Damme Holding Hands Jackie Chan Action Movie Gala Press Conference 17th Shanghai International Film Festival
    George P Burdell
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    In an attempt to out Chinese Jackie Chan, Jean-Claude got a Pete Rose haircut.

  41. Zachary Quinto Lena Dunham Girls Set
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    Spock is in orbit around Lena.

  42. Zachary Quinto Lena Dunham Girls Set
    JimBB
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    I knew Spock would find a way to save those whales.

  43. Kaley Cuoco Butt Riding Pants Getting Gas
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    She got the “Just Married” chin and ass combo.

  44. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
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    “I’ll take 20 of them. And tear up the pants on one for my wookie.”

  45. Courtney Love Cannes Lions 2014 Seminar
    JimBB
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    “…and that is why you never mix heroin with meth.”

  46. Zachary Quinto Lena Dunham Girls Set
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    “Lena, where ate the cameras?”
    “Ummmmmm…..”

  47. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Legs No Pants Yoga Pose On Boat Instagram
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    ‘Gonna try anything to make the rest of us forget her husband is a raging imbecile…

    Keep up the good work, Hilaria!

  48. Lady Gaga Butt Booty Shorts Fishnets Black Curly Wig
    JimBB
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    By the power of the Jewfro, I HEAL YOU!!

  49. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    JimBB
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    “Look rookie, I didn’t ask the Chief for a new partner. But since I’m stuck with you, just keep your mouth shut, and get in the car, okay?”

    “Okay. Hey, I like your gun!”

    “For the second time, it’s not a gun. It’s a bowcaster!”

  50. Eva Longoria Butt Tight White Jeans
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    “I’m the only one in town wearin’ tight pants…. I got my tight pants on…..”

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