The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.19.14

June 19th, 2014 // 382 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features the bromance that’s reportedly sent Jonah Hill spiraling into a froyo binge from which only Leo’s arms can save him. This gallery also has probably the highest concentration of butt photos ever compiled in a TCWM unless you count every single one I’ve ever made before today.

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but go ahead and keep filling it with ass shots,” is something I believe Lincoln once said to the troops,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
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    The little old lady sighed, getting out of her chair to find cover under her mahogany coffee table as soon as she heard her window shutters rattling. “Not again – why can’t that horrid, nouveau riche heathens walk else where?” Moments passed, and the rattling got louder – glasses rattled in the cupboards, dust from the chandelier dropped to the ground as the crystals chimed.

    Soon the rattling stopped, and the little old lady crawled from under her table, and thanked the Lord that she survived as she brought a glass of scotch to her lips. Next time, she might not be so lucky.

  2. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
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    ugly and uglier. WHY, why do people pay attention to these ugly, ugly women?

  3. Goldie Hawn Butt Bending Over Swimsuit Kurt Russell Huge Belly Shirtless
    ultra
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    Less “Laugh-In” than “Laugh At.” Time is cruel.

  4. Courtney Love Cannes Lions 2014 Seminar
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    The only seminar she’s qualified to speak at is one devoted to STDs or endlessly profiting off the death of your spouse.

  5. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Legs No Pants Yoga Pose On Boat Instagram
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    She’s pretty funny. I don’t know what’s gotten into her lately, but I wish is were me.

  6. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
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    Olivier Martinez misunderstood what Halle meant when she dared him to “bring the pain.”

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
    ultra
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    I guess she stole that hammock on the honeymoon.

  8. Kaley Cuoco Butt Riding Pants Getting Gas
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    I assume Ryan is hogtied in the trunk.

  9. Aisha Tyler Huge Forehead La Bare Premiere
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    LANAAAAAA!!!!!!!

  10. Sophia Bush Butt Yoga Pants
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    Very nice view. Glad I brought my binoculars.

  11. Chrissy Teigen No Makeup Tank Top Yoga Pants LAX
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    I could make a joke, but she apparently wears $4000 Givenchy boots to slum around the airport, so no snide remark I could say would make me feel better about myself.

    • Money doesn’t make someone better than anyone else, nor does it equal success unless you choose to define it that way.

      /Non-sarcastic, normal person moment.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    ultra
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    I thought you needed fake handcuffs to fool the Imperials. Or…

    THE WOOKIE’S LOOSE!!!

  13. Chrissy Teigen No Makeup Tank Top Yoga Pants LAX
    Zoot
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    Over

    rated

  14. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong
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    Leading TCWM with Claudia’s ass?
    That’s a bold move, Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for him.

  15. Tiffany Hines LA BARE Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    I doubt she was born with that tiny pert little nose.

  16. Taraji P Henson Side Boob Legs Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    YadaYada
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    Damn! She’s almost hot enough to make me want to go see that crap movie. Almost.

  17. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
    ultra
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    I can never tell from looking at her eyes if she’s just that stupid or that wasted.

  18. Courtney Love Cannes Lions 2014 Seminar
    Spleen
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    Not seen: whatever device was used to prop her up.

  19. Jackie Chan Jean Claude Van Damme Holding Hands Jackie Chan Action Movie Gala Press Conference 17th Shanghai International Film Festival
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    I say we put them in a baby corral and relive our youth as they fight to the death

  20. LaLa Anthony Butt Tight White Jeans
    YadaYada
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    Fat.

  21. Taylor Lautner Shirtless Farmer Tan
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    “Gawd-DAMMIT this water is cold. My package just shrunk to about the size of two grapes and a cherry gummy worm.”

  22. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
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    How connected do you have to be to get into Tom Cruise’s secret stash?
    Kanye-connected

  23. Kaley Cuoco Butt Riding Pants Getting Gas
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    Typical, woman gets married and cuts her hair short.

  24. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
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    “What…? No tits?”

  25. Zachary Quinto Lena Dunham Girls Set
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    One has more testosterone than the other. I shall leave up to you all to determine who.

  26. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong
    IdDoThat
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    “You wanna’ do WHAT? I DOUBT IT!”

  27. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
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    I don’t know if it’s the photo, but she looks downright homely. I hope it’s not a communicable disease.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
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    Normally I would accuse photo boy of Photoshop trickery but that’s no perspective shot, that’s a huge bitch!

  29. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong
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    Nice. She’s a regular here but that Ass is redemption. Nice natural yet firm with no cottage cheese and probably could bounce a penny off it.

  30. Emmy Rossum Butt Yoga Pants
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    Call be Abe Lincoln because I love big butts and I cannot lie…

  31. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Legs No Pants Yoga Pose On Boat Instagram
    IdDoThat
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    JUUUST A BIT LOWER! OH Yes, TAT’S IT! PERFECT!

  32. Michael Bay Excited Smile Worldwide Premiere Screening Transformers Age of Extinction
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    “Some people don’t think I’m a good director, and I’m not a particularly good actor. But one thing I can do is SMILE. Where’s my check?”

  33. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
    IdDoThat
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    “You want me to do WHAT?!”

  34. Taylor Swift Midriff Legs Minskirt
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    Must resist.

  35. Lady Gaga Butt Booty Shorts Fishnets Black Curly Wig
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    Nice ass. Where’s our favourite Asian stalker?

  36. Taraji P Henson Side Boob Legs Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    IdDoThat
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    “You want sum of dis? Get out, Bro! Jus… Jus… get da fuk out!”

  37. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Skirt Royal Ascot Day 3
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    She looks stunning.

  38. Olivier Martinez Thin Moustache Huge Baguette
    IdDoThat
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    “He told me is was this bid last night, and “Honestly” I believed him!”

  39. Goldie Hawn Butt Bending Over Swimsuit Kurt Russell Huge Belly Shirtless
    IdDoThat
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    “THIS is the shit your Grandma only TOLD you about. She was right…”

  40. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
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    The eyebrow game is strong with this one.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Bedazzled Dress MailOnline Photo Call Cannes
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    This is what happens when a whale gets entangled with nets.

  42. Cara Delevingne Legs Short Shorts Looking Sad
    (. )( .)s McGee
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    Check out my Lohan impersonation.

  43. Taraji P Henson Side Boob Legs Short Shorts Hooker Boots
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    Shit fire and save matches! She is beautiful. Nice tits, too.

  44. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Skirt Royal Ascot Day 3
    IdDoThat
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    THAT is an ass I would suck farts out of!

  45. Kate Gosselin Bitchface GMA
    kravdan
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    Seeing her own reflection she was instantly turned to stone.

  46. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
    buzz
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    Someone tell her to stop ripping her fucking denim like that. Nobody wants to see what she’s wanting to show.

  47. Emmy Rossum Butt Yoga Pants
    IdDoThat
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    THAT is an ass I would NOT suck Farts out of!

  48. Michael Bay Excited Smile Worldwide Premiere Screening Transformers Age of Extinction
    kravdan
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    “My hair is like my movies…all over the place and a complete disaster”

  49. Khloe Kardashian Nipples See Through Shirt Torn Jean Shorts Kourtney Kardashian
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    “…nah…needs garlic”

  50. Zachary Quinto Lena Dunham Girls Set
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    Spock in a smock.

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