The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.18.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m only going to talk about one picture today, because it’s Alec Baldwin burying his face in his dog’s asses. The photo agency headline for these photos was “Alec Baldwin is a happy man after welcoming son Rafael!” So, does he celebrate everything with dog asses? “Merry Christmas, Alec! And Happy New Ye– Diane, get the mace, he’s doing it again!!” Or is is specifically for the birth of children? “Congratulations on your new baby boy, but as your obstetrician I must insist Mr. Baldwin limit his dog-anus-to-baby-face contact as soon as possible.” I have so many more questions. WHY DIDN’T HE PUT THE LOAFER THE WHOLE WAY ON??!!

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Instagram