The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.16.11

June 16th, 2011 // 817 Comments

Adrianne Curry‘s single and likes Star Wars. Have you heard?

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, and possibly the last one I’ll ever see if Green Lantern is the mind/eyeball raper I’m hearing it is. Anyway, January Jones was apparently knocked up by an actual X-Men because I swear to God that baby doubles in size every time I see it, Russell Crowe seems a little too jolly about his latest role requiring a Brando-esque physique, “That’s not a bear claw. THIS is a bear claw,” and Lady GaGa does us all a favor. A huge one.

Someone order me that coffee table in the last pic. The one in jeans,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Adrianne Curry Star Wars Belt Bra Abs
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Go on honey. Keep making yourself look desperately needy. Show everyone more.

  2. Russell Crowe
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Moobs

  3. Lady Gaga
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Do the gloves have holes for the fingernails, or do the gloves HAVE fingernails?

  4. Adrianne Curry Star Wars Belt Bra Abs
    Commented on this photo:

    my furture ex -wife.

  5. Rumer Willis
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the cancer stick in her paw that really makes her so sexy & nonconformist.

  6. January Jones
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    MC Hammer called and wants his parachute pants back.

  7. Eva Longoria
    Commented on this photo:

    looking at pics of Adrienne Curry’s latest Twitter pics. she went into shock as her breasts aren’t as lovely.

  8. Gerard Butler
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    His excitement is palpable.

  9. Eva Longoria
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE B THINKING, yup i’m f#cking fine

  10. Kirstie Alley
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Please don’t post her closeups. It’s cruel to her; it’s cruel to us. Thank U.

  11. January Jones
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch gets uglier by the day

  12. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    well after all these years Lady Gaga finally looked into a mirror.

  13. Rumer Willis
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    WHOLLY SHIT,whats up wit her chin

  14. Shauna Sand Laurent Homburger
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Husband?!?
    LOL

  15. Rumer Willis
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Wilbur… why did you dye my mane red?

  16. David Arquette
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Dave’s long pussy drought is over.

  17. Kevin Federline Victoria Prince
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    NO U GET THE BURGERS, NO U GET THE BURGERS…..sigh ok

  18. Kevin Federline Victoria Prince
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty fucking cold stealing Peter Dinklage’s pants like that. Now who’s going to walk his dog?

  19. Crystal Harris Runaway Bride Playboy Cover
    Commented on this photo:

    finally a playmate with a brain.

  20. Adrianne Curry Star Wars Belt Bra Abs
    I stink
    Commented on this photo:

    this is exactly how i like to see this chick. nice tits, small waist, and no head.

  21. Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    You talkin’ to me? I don’t have my hearing aid on.

  22. Cee Lo Green
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…SHAMU

  23. Ben Kingsley The Dictator
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    You would smile too if you got to dress up like that & make a helluva lot of money doing it.

  24. Larry The Cable Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    well i should say something snarky. but the poor man has cancer of the teeth.

  25. Adrianne Curry Star Wars Belt Bra Abs
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what would be awesome? A vibrator painted like Boba Fett.

  26. Go Galt

    Goddamn, Sam, this chick is hot-to-trot. What a nympho tramp — but she must be amazing in the sack. Yowza!

    • Bow Chica Wow Wow

      Boobies!! Awesome picture Fish!

      @belinda this is a gossip site with pictures of celebrities and a bit of pseudo intellectual debate going on, don’t expect more than that. What other comments do you expect to a picture like that? *my god, the cosmological constan.. what was I saying? How did I get here? Those booooooooooobies!!*

      However if you want to discuss Einstein I’m more than qualified to indulge you, of course it would help if you were topless too. I’m sure you do know that he didn’t actually leave anything unsolved, him and Russell solved it all. Then they destroyed the work. Russells wife sewed a cushion into the seat of his pants and he used to wander around sitting down places because he had been driven mad.

    • whiskeyafternoon

      I’m not certain who Belinda Novella is, but welcome to the interwebs. It’s very different than the LHC. we don’t give a shit about the lambda-CDM model, and you will not get your titties sucked if you know the fine structure constant. please move along.

    • Venom

      I agree, she must be just fucking amazing.
      Every A list dude must be calling her right now, including a lot that are in relationships.

      • The Critical Crassness

        It truly amazes me how some of you can jump from a chick constantly showing her tits in Twitter posts covered by cloth or her hands/arms to “she must be fucking amazing in the sack”. The chances are better than even that she is the deadest lay in Hollywood and the only way anyone pays attention to her is when a bunch of never-gonna-touch-her, wannabe perverts drool over her Twitter pictures.

      • Go Galt

        Re Critical Crassness is an Assness — I realize some people who cannot get Grade A pussy like this fool themselves into believing that chicks like this are “dead” in the sack. No effing way. This chick is a nympho. Her entire self-image and self-esteem is built on being a sex machine. If anything, she probably tries too hard in bed, which would get annoying and distracting. But there is no chance she isn’t a delicious lay.

  27. Kirstie Alley
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck! Did the Grimace escape from Ronald McDonaldland again?

  28. Russell Crowe
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting in shape for his next movie, “Fat Guy on a Golf Course.”

  29. Michelle Obama
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to DC.
    The African American woman behind the First Lady is really a Secret Service Agent. Don’t try no shit.

  30. Chevy Chase
    Number 2
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve never laughed at Chevy Chase until right now.

  31. Rumer Willis
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    Did you see this? Did you hear about this? Apparently Rumer Willis is going back to her real name, Rumer Leno.

  32. Chevy Chase
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on old man, do the fall.

  33. Cee Lo Green
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone needs to try the Cee Lo Carb Diet.

  34. Mary Carey
    Commented on this photo:

    A wild Snorlax appears.

  35. Tori Spelling
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t understand why he’s carrying the kids when they would fit comfortably in the hole between Tori’s boobs.

  36. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    The semen wipers go swish, swish, swish,
    swish, swish, swish,
    swish, swish, swish.

  37. January Jones
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Wave to the children Andy Pandy.

  38. Gordon Ramsay
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    His giant head makes him look like Peter Dinklage with blond hair.

  39. Mary Carey
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    For a moment I thought it read (and was) Mariah Carey.
    Are we sure it isn’t?
    Too skinny I guess.

  40. Kirstie Alley
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    My favourite part was when she stole Ariel’s voice.

  41. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Toga! Toga! TOGA!

  42. Tori Spelling
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d have that face too if I fucked Tori Spelling.

  43. Kim Kardashian
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you get a tumor in the arse?

  44. Taylor Momsen
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor Japs, The earthquakes and Godzilla were bad enough, Now they’re being invaded by Cousin Itt.

  45. David Arquette
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    David couldn’t get that pussy if he had an 18″ dick that shot out diamonds and puppies.

  46. Rumer Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    So much space has been given to her chin. But what about her cavernous nostrils? This girl has five potential orifices.

  47. Kevin Federline Victoria Prince
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did he tattoo his average grade in school on his arm?

  48. Michelle Obama
    Mr. A-hole
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh lordy, pick a bail of cotton
    Oh lordy, pick a bail of hay

  49. Adrianne Curry Star Wars Belt Bra Abs
    AleisterCrowley
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that Peter Brady’s out of the picture she’s really laying it on thick for her next conquest: Potsie!

  50. Famke Janssen
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he off to market to sell the butter he just finished churning?

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