Adrianne Curry‘s single and likes Star Wars. Have you heard?
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, and possibly the last one I’ll ever see if Green Lantern is the mind/eyeball raper I’m hearing it is. Anyway, January Jones was apparently knocked up by an actual X-Men because I swear to God that baby doubles in size every time I see it, Russell Crowe seems a little too jolly about his latest role requiring a Brando-esque physique, “That’s not a bear claw. THIS is a bear claw,” and Lady GaGa does us all a favor. A huge one.
Someone order me that coffee table in the last pic. The one in jeans,
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Go on honey. Keep making yourself look desperately needy. Show everyone more.
STFU! She has a better body than the lil T-Boy u bang behind the shed. WORD TO YA MUTHA
A t-boy?
have you been cheating on me, Cock Dr?
I have poor impulse control. I’ve made some mistakes.
Give me time to sort things out, mkay?
As long as someone tells me what a t-boy is
I have it now.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=t-boy
Site courtesy SW commenter “Iveski”. Thanks Iveski!
Moobs
Do the gloves have holes for the fingernails, or do the gloves HAVE fingernails?
The gloves have holes for the nails.
my furture ex -wife.
It’s the cancer stick in her paw that really makes her so sexy & nonconformist.
Remember – if she smokes, she pokes.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=If%20she%20smokes%2C%20she%20pokes
This site you’ve directed me to is very useful. Damn.
Thank you for not being a maliciously insane commenter who puts up links to things that have no business being exposed to daylight.
MC Hammer called and wants his parachute pants back.
looking at pics of Adrienne Curry’s latest Twitter pics. she went into shock as her breasts aren’t as lovely.
His excitement is palpable.
SHE B THINKING, yup i’m f#cking fine
Please don’t post her closeups. It’s cruel to her; it’s cruel to us. Thank U.
this bitch gets uglier by the day
what do you expect she’s from SouthDakota.
well after all these years Lady Gaga finally looked into a mirror.
loll!! and she doesn’t like it
WHOLLY SHIT,whats up wit her chin
Husband?!?
LOL
Wilbur… why did you dye my mane red?
Looks like Dave’s long pussy drought is over.
NO U GET THE BURGERS, NO U GET THE BURGERS…..sigh ok
Pretty fucking cold stealing Peter Dinklage’s pants like that. Now who’s going to walk his dog?
finally a playmate with a brain.
this is exactly how i like to see this chick. nice tits, small waist, and no head.
But I like head.
lol
let me rephrase that. Head is good, her face is not. If there was just a way to get head from this dump without having to see her face. Maybe the body could distract me.
You talkin’ to me? I don’t have my hearing aid on.
I heard THINGS, Joey. I heard things!
Ok you got me, i can’t hear shit
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…SHAMU
Do not feed the animals!!
You would smile too if you got to dress up like that & make a helluva lot of money doing it.
Excellent.
well i should say something snarky. but the poor man has cancer of the teeth.
You know what would be awesome? A vibrator painted like Boba Fett.
Goddamn, Sam, this chick is hot-to-trot. What a nympho tramp — but she must be amazing in the sack. Yowza!
Boobies!! Awesome picture Fish!
@belinda this is a gossip site with pictures of celebrities and a bit of pseudo intellectual debate going on, don’t expect more than that. What other comments do you expect to a picture like that? *my god, the cosmological constan.. what was I saying? How did I get here? Those booooooooooobies!!*
However if you want to discuss Einstein I’m more than qualified to indulge you, of course it would help if you were topless too. I’m sure you do know that he didn’t actually leave anything unsolved, him and Russell solved it all. Then they destroyed the work. Russells wife sewed a cushion into the seat of his pants and he used to wander around sitting down places because he had been driven mad.
I’m not certain who Belinda Novella is, but welcome to the interwebs. It’s very different than the LHC. we don’t give a shit about the lambda-CDM model, and you will not get your titties sucked if you know the fine structure constant. please move along.
I agree, she must be just fucking amazing.
Every A list dude must be calling her right now, including a lot that are in relationships.
It truly amazes me how some of you can jump from a chick constantly showing her tits in Twitter posts covered by cloth or her hands/arms to “she must be fucking amazing in the sack”. The chances are better than even that she is the deadest lay in Hollywood and the only way anyone pays attention to her is when a bunch of never-gonna-touch-her, wannabe perverts drool over her Twitter pictures.
Re Critical Crassness is an Assness — I realize some people who cannot get Grade A pussy like this fool themselves into believing that chicks like this are “dead” in the sack. No effing way. This chick is a nympho. Her entire self-image and self-esteem is built on being a sex machine. If anything, she probably tries too hard in bed, which would get annoying and distracting. But there is no chance she isn’t a delicious lay.
Fuck! Did the Grimace escape from Ronald McDonaldland again?
HAH! Classic work, sir.
Getting in shape for his next movie, “Fat Guy on a Golf Course.”
Or more precisely ‘Fat Guy on a Golf Course That Doesn’t Really Enforce a Dress Code’
Welcome to DC.
The African American woman behind the First Lady is really a Secret Service Agent. Don’t try no shit.
Hell, I wouldn’t try no shit just based on her face and that shovel.
I’ve never laughed at Chevy Chase until right now.
+100
Did you see this? Did you hear about this? Apparently Rumer Willis is going back to her real name, Rumer Leno.
Even though Leno is so unfunny, your 2-for-1 insult of him is funny.
lol
Come on old man, do the fall.
Looks like someone needs to try the Cee Lo Carb Diet.
A wild Snorlax appears.
this is a winning comment. and i’m not just saying that as a ‘whisky’ giving props to a ‘scotch’
No matter where I am or how sober I may be, the snorlax comments always crack me up.
I can’t understand why he’s carrying the kids when they would fit comfortably in the hole between Tori’s boobs.
The semen wipers go swish, swish, swish,
swish, swish, swish,
swish, swish, swish.
LOL
Wave to the children Andy Pandy.
His giant head makes him look like Peter Dinklage with blond hair.
Ha! Or like Dieter Bohlen from Modern Talking.
For a moment I thought it read (and was) Mariah Carey.
Are we sure it isn’t?
Too skinny I guess.
Jep!
My favourite part was when she stole Ariel’s voice.
Holy fuck, I almost wet ‘em!
Most Important Person of the Week right fucking here.
+10
LOL
Toga! Toga! TOGA!
From the new GOOP Greek Goddess line.
Looking appropriately GOOPy
I’d have that face too if I fucked Tori Spelling.
Damn you beat me to it. That was the first thought I had.
Can you get a tumor in the arse?
The entire family is a cancer.
You could park a Boeing in that arse.
If tumor means ‘penis’ then the answer is — depends on how rich you are.
hahaha, good one userfalltrades
Poor Japs, The earthquakes and Godzilla were bad enough, Now they’re being invaded by Cousin Itt.
David couldn’t get that pussy if he had an 18″ dick that shot out diamonds and puppies.
So much space has been given to her chin. But what about her cavernous nostrils? This girl has five potential orifices.
Why did he tattoo his average grade in school on his arm?
Oh lordy, pick a bail of cotton
Oh lordy, pick a bail of hay
LMAO
Winner
Now that Peter Brady’s out of the picture she’s really laying it on thick for her next conquest: Potsie!
Is he off to market to sell the butter he just finished churning?