The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.14.12

“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.

Is there a way just Hilary Duff’s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,

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