The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.14.12

June 14th, 2012 // 458 Comments

“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.

Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Nina
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    The face of misery.

  2. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
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    I haven’t seen saucer-sized areolae on flapjack tits since I was a kid flipping through National Geographic.
    Thanks for the ride down memory lane Julia.

  3. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
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    Maria was just advised that “No, this isn’t CBS News.”

  4. David Schwimmer
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    Is it some sort of requirement in “the biz” that one must have a cellphone in one hand? Are cellphones used as a form of identification or something? “I’m sorry sir, your story sounds a little fishy to me. I’m going to have to see your cellphone…”

  5. David Schwimmer
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    Is he making fun of the Miami Cannibal incident?

  6. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    Mama Pinkus
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    Ms. Stiles is very pretty until she shows her teeth. As for her rack, I doubt she realized the diaphanous nature of this dress.

  7. Tom Cruise NYPD
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    Goose is DEAD dickhead and you just cruise around like nothing happened.

  8. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    Mathew offered to drive but Sarah knew it was safer to walk.

  9. Justin Bieber
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    To think, this is what Vanilla Ice could have been if only he had known Usher.

  10. David Schwimmer
    HailSatan
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    Someone needs to beat this guy into oblivion.

  11. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
    tlmck
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    “Look ya’ll! This is my only talent!”

  12. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Still disguising the Ben and Jerry’s as coffee I see.

  13. Aly Michalka Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Dear God–
    Great job! Make more.
    Your Pal–
    vitobonespur

  14. John Ratzenberger
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    Dear God–
    Nice try, but keep it up. Please.
    Your Pal–
    vitobonespur

  15. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    Matthew Broderick: The Stepford Husband

  16. Chad Michael Murray Beard Hipster Hat
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    I like the hat, but what’s it doing on a dickwad like him?

  17. Karina Derizans Bikini
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    Worth a tumble.

  18. Justin Bieber
    Max
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    “Now close your eyes, breathe deeply and push as you were taking a dump” – says uncle Raymond as his teen slaves lower down the Biebitch on him..

  19. Justin Bieber
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    you know they all want to hurl him into a dumpster.

  20. Chad Michael Murray Beard Hipster Hat
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Look at the effort! He’s gonna have a bitch of a headache later.

  21. Justin Bieber
    tromba
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    ‘Nuff said already. What a douche bag.

  22. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    tromba
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    She needs whatever boob job Leann Rimes got. Those things need just a little perking up.

  23. Hilary Duff Cleavage
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    All I see is gorgeous.

  24. Jeremy Renner
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    Say what you will about the guy, he’s got taste.

  25. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    spartacus
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    she’s my guilty pleasure

  26. Pink Cleavage PETA Event
    breetai3
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    The results of “wearing no bra in your 20s is PUNK!”

  27. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage PETA Event
    anonym
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    Proof that george clooney is gay.

    look at that manface

  28. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    Gwen
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    Beautiful

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