“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.
Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,
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The face of misery.
I haven’t seen saucer-sized areolae on flapjack tits since I was a kid flipping through National Geographic.
Thanks for the ride down memory lane Julia.
Maria was just advised that “No, this isn’t CBS News.”
Good God, that is fucking awful. It sounded much better in my head. Sorry, gang.
Is it some sort of requirement in “the biz” that one must have a cellphone in one hand? Are cellphones used as a form of identification or something? “I’m sorry sir, your story sounds a little fishy to me. I’m going to have to see your cellphone…”
Is he making fun of the Miami Cannibal incident?
Ms. Stiles is very pretty until she shows her teeth. As for her rack, I doubt she realized the diaphanous nature of this dress.
Goose is DEAD dickhead and you just cruise around like nothing happened.
Mathew offered to drive but Sarah knew it was safer to walk.
To think, this is what Vanilla Ice could have been if only he had known Usher.
Someone needs to beat this guy into oblivion.
“Look ya’ll! This is my only talent!”
Still disguising the Ben and Jerry’s as coffee I see.
Dear God–
Great job! Make more.
Your Pal–
vitobonespur
Dear God–
Nice try, but keep it up. Please.
Your Pal–
vitobonespur
Matthew Broderick: The Stepford Husband
I like the hat, but what’s it doing on a dickwad like him?
Worth a tumble.
“Now close your eyes, breathe deeply and push as you were taking a dump” – says uncle Raymond as his teen slaves lower down the Biebitch on him..
you know they all want to hurl him into a dumpster.
Look at the effort! He’s gonna have a bitch of a headache later.
‘Nuff said already. What a douche bag.
She needs whatever boob job Leann Rimes got. Those things need just a little perking up.
All I see is gorgeous.
Say what you will about the guy, he’s got taste.
she’s my guilty pleasure
The results of “wearing no bra in your 20s is PUNK!”
Proof that george clooney is gay.
look at that manface
Beautiful