The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.14.12

June 14th, 2012 // 458 Comments

“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.

Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vanessa Paradis Middle Finger Covering Mouth
    Cock Dr
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    She should always do this when someone points a camera at her face.

  2. Jeremy Renner
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    Hi there, little gay fella.

  3. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    My, what a handsome couple. :|

  4. Justin Bieber
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    Is this the part of the movie where the natives sacrifice a white virgin to their volcano god?

  5. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
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    This is the only Psychic that matters:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/14/GARY_SPIVEY_03-340_281.jpg[/img]

    Gary Spivey.

  6. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    “And coming down the final stretch, its SJP in the lead by a length!”

  7. Aly Michalka Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    “Aly Michalka”

    Sucka Michalka

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Does she want us to say Alley? Because I hate her stupid name and I will always pronounce it Ayl-ee.

  8. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
    Contusion
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    Hey Metta, that’s not what we meant when we said “pass the ball.”

  9. Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    Contusion
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    If her face gets any rounder she’s gonna end up on South Park.

  10. Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    your mom
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    What a cherub! Before you know it, she’ll be drunk and shoving her vagina at the paparazzi… they grow up so fast at Disney!

  11. Justin Bieber
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Suddenly Beiber realized that concert at sea wasn’t such a good idea…

  12. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage PETA Event
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    This horse eats Cheerios AND Steve-Os.

  13. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Flashbacks of Total Recall.

  14. Justin Bieber
    cc
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    Hey, what? Quadruple assrape? That’s more than I bargained for.

  15. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Looks like she was Bourne Thalidamide

  16. Tom Cruise NYPD
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Heelllllloooooo offithers!”

  17. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Judging by her recent shape, hat’s not a coffee with cream, it’s a cream with cream.

  18. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Apple? No… I’m thinking BANANA!”

  19. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Big dicks… big balls… those lucky blacks.

  20. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    They’re auditioning for a new sci-fi movie. Emotionless vulcan on the right… Klingon on the left.

  21. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “I see a child that’s not yours in your future…”

  22. David Schwimmer
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    His t-shirt is trying to be subtle.

  23. Michael Madsen
    Biff
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    Almost looks like the singer Duffy.

  24. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Regret can haunt you for years.

  25. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
    Le
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    Will Ferrell called…

  26. Pink Cleavage PETA Event
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Strawberry topped pancakes.

  27. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    We
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    brood sow

  28. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Made me filthy rich.

  29. Jeremy Renner
    Gentlemen's press
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    Barton’s been douchimised.

  30. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
    Frank The Duck
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    “Sorry Mr.K , I am not into Grandma’s leftovers….”

  31. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    Abby Normal
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    “In the future you should employ a Maid that is less Merry.”

  32. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    We
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    That horse in the headlights look.

  33. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Abby Normal
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    Nothing to see here, just walkin’ the dogs.

  34. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Lemmiwinks
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    Why don’t people train their dogs to poop directly into the plastic bag? I mean, I know she’s not good at acting but she should be able to handle that.

  35. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
    Frank The Duck
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    The E-List in action….

  36. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
    Cock Dr
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    Seeing this leads me to believe that End Times are near.

  37. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    Cock Dr
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    Can’t tell if that’s a smile or a snarl.

  38. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
    cc
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    Ew. A navel that looks like an anus.

  39. Justin Bieber
    The Winchester
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    Oh great! It would seem Crispin Glover finally got the funding to make the final film in his trilogy of art movies featuring all Down Syndrome cast!

  40. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Cock Dr
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    And they lived happily ever after.

  41. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Frank The Duck
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    It’s great to see a couple that still shows such joy in their marriage after a few years.

  42. Pink Cleavage PETA Event
    Frank The Duck
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    So when you put a coin in the slot does it sing?

  43. Karina Derizans Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Kinda boxy but nicely tight.

  44. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    cc
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    Pinch

  45. Michael Madsen
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    It goes to show you, if you’re trying to find Ellen Barkin only Michael Madsen is the man for the job.

  46. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    Turd Ferguson
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    Only in Hollywood do you see some celeb carrying a 55 gallon designer purse that could hide a dead body; and in one hand car keys, cell phone and all that other shit you carry a purse for …

  47. Tom Cruise NYPD
    The Pope
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    “C’mon over here Lou, it’s your turn to frisk him. He doesn’t mind at all. Really.”

  48. Tom Cruise NYPD
    cc
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    So all you strippers showed up dressed as cops? I also wanted fireman, a construction worker, a paramedic…

  49. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Sven Golly
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    Her shirt should read, “Fashion’s Day Off.”

  50. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
    Turd Ferguson
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    holy shit they are filming this in my home town?

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