“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.
Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,
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She should always do this when someone points a camera at her face.
Hi there, little gay fella.
My, what a handsome couple. :|
Is this the part of the movie where the natives sacrifice a white virgin to their volcano god?
This is the only Psychic that matters:
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Gary Spivey.
No way man. Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic.
“Don’t you get it? You’re wasting coffee!”
“And coming down the final stretch, its SJP in the lead by a length!”
you are so close, you should have said “…SJP by a nose!”
You guys took the good ones.
“Aly Michalka”
Sucka Michalka
Does she want us to say Alley? Because I hate her stupid name and I will always pronounce it Ayl-ee.
Hey Metta, that’s not what we meant when we said “pass the ball.”
If her face gets any rounder she’s gonna end up on South Park.
I CAN SO SEE THAT!!!
What a cherub! Before you know it, she’ll be drunk and shoving her vagina at the paparazzi… they grow up so fast at Disney!
Do you have knowledge aforehand of where that might take place? Just wanna be ahead of the crowd…
Suddenly Beiber realized that concert at sea wasn’t such a good idea…
This horse eats Cheerios AND Steve-Os.
Oh God, don’t remind me of the Steve-O thing or I’ll start thinking maybe she’s stupid.
Flashbacks of Total Recall.
Hey, what? Quadruple assrape? That’s more than I bargained for.
Looks like she was Bourne Thalidamide
“Heelllllloooooo offithers!”
Judging by her recent shape, hat’s not a coffee with cream, it’s a cream with cream.
“that’s”
…And she still wouldn’t waste her piss on you even if she wasn’t famous. Feel safe in that knowledge and continue to jerk it to the Justin Bieber impersonators.
“Apple? No… I’m thinking BANANA!”
Big dicks… big balls… those lucky blacks.
They’re auditioning for a new sci-fi movie. Emotionless vulcan on the right… Klingon on the left.
“I see a child that’s not yours in your future…”
“What? It already happened? Ah, no wonder, I was reading this thing upside down! $500, please.”
His t-shirt is trying to be subtle.
Almost looks like the singer Duffy.
Just checked….it’s his wife Diana.
Regret can haunt you for years.
Will Ferrell called…
Strawberry topped pancakes.
brood sow
And I guarantee she’s in better shape than you.
I’m with you, Tony. I think she’s cuter than a speckled pup and I would give a week’s paycheck to see what’s under that blouse. If I had a job.
Made me filthy rich.
Barton’s been douchimised.
“Sorry Mr.K , I am not into Grandma’s leftovers….”
“In the future you should employ a Maid that is less Merry.”
That horse in the headlights look.
Nothing to see here, just walkin’ the dogs.
The horse and the dog
Why don’t people train their dogs to poop directly into the plastic bag? I mean, I know she’s not good at acting but she should be able to handle that.
The E-List in action….
Seeing this leads me to believe that End Times are near.
Agreed, surely a sign of the apocalypse.
Can’t tell if that’s a smile or a snarl.
Ew. A navel that looks like an anus.
Oh great! It would seem Crispin Glover finally got the funding to make the final film in his trilogy of art movies featuring all Down Syndrome cast!
And they lived happily ever after.
It’s great to see a couple that still shows such joy in their marriage after a few years.
So when you put a coin in the slot does it sing?
Kinda boxy but nicely tight.
Pinch
It goes to show you, if you’re trying to find Ellen Barkin only Michael Madsen is the man for the job.
Only in Hollywood do you see some celeb carrying a 55 gallon designer purse that could hide a dead body; and in one hand car keys, cell phone and all that other shit you carry a purse for …
“C’mon over here Lou, it’s your turn to frisk him. He doesn’t mind at all. Really.”
So all you strippers showed up dressed as cops? I also wanted fireman, a construction worker, a paramedic…
Her shirt should read, “Fashion’s Day Off.”
holy shit they are filming this in my home town?
I have a mission for you…