The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.14.12

June 14th, 2012 // 458 Comments

“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.

Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    Contusion
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    “Hi, do you do soulmate readings in Espanol?

  2. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Must be a pawnbrokers nearby

  3. Justin Bieber
    it had to be said
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    Now ram it into a pole!

  4. John Ratzenberger
    Contusion
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    Kenny Rogers just keeps evolving. #menwholooklikekennyrogersdotcom

  5. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    “Abide the Wiccan rede:
    Do as thou will be harm none.”

  6. Pink Cleavage PETA Event
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    Pankaces

  7. Aly Michalka Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    SOB
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    We need to see more of this chick

  8. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Dang…

  9. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
    Josephus
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    A: “Jobs.”

    Q: Where will you not find Demi Moore?

  10. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage PETA Event
    it had to be said
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    Another great use of the “scroll” function on your computer.

  11. Pink Cleavage PETA Event
    Contusion
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    At some point does she stop coloring her hair pink? We get it already.

  12. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
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    He might have more stretch marks than Octomom.

  13. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
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    Gene Simmons looks like he’s rotting away

  14. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    it had to be said
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    She’s thinking “Ghetto Film School? This is when Jason Bourne is supposed to bust in and save me.”

  15. Karina Derizans Bikini
    SOB
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    MEH

  16. John Ratzenberger
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    Score for Cliff Clavin

  17. Pink Cleavage PETA Event
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Oh Pink was there? Cuz I needed more of a reason to firebomb a PETA event.

  18. Tom Cruise NYPD
    it had to be said
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    “Remember when you guys stuck the plunger handle up that guy’s ass? That was hott.”

  19. Chad Michael Murray Beard Hipster Hat
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    Hmmmmm Am I the biggest douche here? Yes, but what about the planet?

  20. Aly Michalka Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Tasty

  21. Michael Madsen
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    So, she’s pattern blind and he’s drunk. Nothing to see here.

  22. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    I bet she could crack walnuts with those thighs. Or break ribs.

  23. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
    it had to be said
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    No wonder he acted crazy at the end of the year. He was pregnant with Wilson.

  24. Jeremy Renner
    Josephus
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    (just realized he’s late for Officer Sexy and his colleagues over at Tom Cruise’s place)

  25. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
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    Simmons just licked the right side of Tyson’s face . . . without either having moved an inch.

  26. Karina Derizans Bikini
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    I keep seeing this headline scroll across the top that says “Erin Andrews busts out of teeny bikini”; if so, why hasn’t it been posted here.

  27. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    it had to be said
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    He’s cheating on you! Oh. Right. Never mind.

  28. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    Josephus
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    Please tell me “chakra” is a word for midget…

  29. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Oh no, I think he ate Kirk Douglas

  30. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
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    He always wears that deer in the headlights look now.

  31. John Ratzenberger
    it had to be said
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    Hey Norm, look at the ass I’m pulling.

  32. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    it had to be said
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    He looks trapped.

  33. Justin Bieber
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    Is that Kid or Play?

  34. Justin Bieber
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Step 2. Tie each corner to a horse.

  35. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    oh that Tyson must be real out of shape as he got beat up by Gene Simmons. Veganism must really deplete your strength.

  36. Michael Madsen
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    Is that Ellen Barkin?

  37. Aly Michalka Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    yeahhh
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    love this girl

  38. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
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    The caption should read, “Tracy Morgan’s belly looks exactly like a giant penis head, at the Ghetto Film School Annual Benefit Gala in New York City.

  39. Michael Madsen
    Jill
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    Mr. Blonde is with the slutty dog from the pound in Lady and the Tramp?

  40. David Schwimmer
    Josephus
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    EPISODE: “The One Where Ross Panhandles”

    SYNOPSIS: After Rachel leaves him again, Ross decides to go after his long-lost true love: Marcel. Meanwhile, back on Long Island, Monica cleans while Chandler wonders if his life could BE any more soul-sucking. Phoebe spreads Mike’s ashes after his suicide, and after Joey has casual sex with a producer in order to land a part in a summer blockbuster, hilarity ensues. Michael Bay guest stars.

  41. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
    Jill
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    A recreation of the ping pong scene from Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert!

  42. Karina Derizans Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Is this Milli or Vanilli ?

  43. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Josephus
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    After being scratched from the Belmont Stakes, I’ll Have Another wanders through the streets, contemplating life.

  44. David Schwimmer
    Jill
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    At least one ape in the photos bathes.

  45. Michael Madsen
    Cock Dr
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    I got drunk just looking at this.

  46. Pink Cleavage PETA Event
    Josephus
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    Everyone knows the ethical way to treat an animal is to leave it pink on the INSIDE.

  47. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    Bob
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    I know we’re all thinking it: he should have gone to school that day.

  48. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
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    Well, they both do have shitty faces, so the toilet paper can’t hurt.

  49. Justin Bieber
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    This looks like some really bad 80s anti-drug dance troupe or something.

  50. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
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    Ghetto Film School?

    But I see white people in the background.

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