“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.
Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,
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“Hi, do you do soulmate readings in Espanol?
Must be a pawnbrokers nearby
Haha , nice reference!
Now ram it into a pole!
Kenny Rogers just keeps evolving. #menwholooklikekennyrogersdotcom
“Abide the Wiccan rede:
Do as thou will be harm none.”
Pankaces
I really like that misspell.
We need to see more of this chick
Dang…
A: “Jobs.”
Q: Where will you not find Demi Moore?
Another great use of the “scroll” function on your computer.
At some point does she stop coloring her hair pink? We get it already.
She has, she just goes back to it sometimes. At least she hasn’t bleach fried it like Lohan.
Uh-ohhhhh…we have a Pink fan.
He might have more stretch marks than Octomom.
Gene Simmons looks like he’s rotting away
She’s thinking “Ghetto Film School? This is when Jason Bourne is supposed to bust in and save me.”
No, I’m pretty sure this is when some black dude shows up and teaches her how to dance.
MEH
Score for Cliff Clavin
Oh Pink was there? Cuz I needed more of a reason to firebomb a PETA event.
“Remember when you guys stuck the plunger handle up that guy’s ass? That was hott.”
Dammit. I was working on this joke. Thumbs up.
resolves never to leave my computer again
Hmmmmm Am I the biggest douche here? Yes, but what about the planet?
Tasty
So, she’s pattern blind and he’s drunk. Nothing to see here.
I bet she could crack walnuts with those thighs. Or break ribs.
If not those fucking shoes will get the job done.
She has my permission to squeeze my head between those thighs!
No wonder he acted crazy at the end of the year. He was pregnant with Wilson.
(just realized he’s late for Officer Sexy and his colleagues over at Tom Cruise’s place)
Simmons just licked the right side of Tyson’s face . . . without either having moved an inch.
I keep seeing this headline scroll across the top that says “Erin Andrews busts out of teeny bikini”; if so, why hasn’t it been posted here.
He’s cheating on you! Oh. Right. Never mind.
Please tell me “chakra” is a word for midget…
Oh no, I think he ate Kirk Douglas
He always wears that deer in the headlights look now.
Hey Norm, look at the ass I’m pulling.
That’s Nawmy!
He looks trapped.
Is that Kid or Play?
Holy shit… *flashback*
Step 2. Tie each corner to a horse.
Step 3. Make a wish
oh that Tyson must be real out of shape as he got beat up by Gene Simmons. Veganism must really deplete your strength.
Is that Ellen Barkin?
That’s what I thought too.
Ditto.
Likewise.
love this girl
The caption should read, “Tracy Morgan’s belly looks exactly like a giant penis head, at the Ghetto Film School Annual Benefit Gala in New York City.
fast, you are a genius
Off to the right, Miley Cyrus can be heard squealing, “Yay! Another penis cake!”
Mr. Blonde is with the slutty dog from the pound in Lady and the Tramp?
EPISODE: “The One Where Ross Panhandles”
SYNOPSIS: After Rachel leaves him again, Ross decides to go after his long-lost true love: Marcel. Meanwhile, back on Long Island, Monica cleans while Chandler wonders if his life could BE any more soul-sucking. Phoebe spreads Mike’s ashes after his suicide, and after Joey has casual sex with a producer in order to land a part in a summer blockbuster, hilarity ensues. Michael Bay guest stars.
I thumbed this up right after reading the episode title. You did not disappoint, sir.
A recreation of the ping pong scene from Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert!
Is this Milli or Vanilli ?
After being scratched from the Belmont Stakes, I’ll Have Another wanders through the streets, contemplating life.
At least one ape in the photos bathes.
I got drunk just looking at this.
Everyone knows the ethical way to treat an animal is to leave it pink on the INSIDE.
I know we’re all thinking it: he should have gone to school that day.
Well, they both do have shitty faces, so the toilet paper can’t hurt.
This looks like some really bad 80s anti-drug dance troupe or something.
It’s not a dance troupe, but u should check out “Straight Up”. It was an antidrug video from the 80s with Chad Allen (remember that guy?) and Lou gosset Jr.
I really credit it with getting me excited about drugs. So fuck you dept of education.
It’s available on you tube.
The 80s fucking ruled. So did Lou Gossett in “Iron Eagle”. Fuck YEAH!!!!
Here is the video of which McBeef speaks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIm1PKk7Y3w
I dunno why that embed dint work.
CHAPPY!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGvlMHLIi10
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Sorry. I’m having a little personal trip down memory lane.
Speaking of the ’80s, that back-up dancer behind Justin is Kid from “Kid ‘n Play.” No one recognizes him now that he cut his hair.
Ghetto Film School?
But I see white people in the background.
A group of white people socializing at an event and only one black guy? That’s easy. The black guy is the waiter.