The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.14.12

June 14th, 2012 // 458 Comments

“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.

Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber
    Josephus
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    I think commenting should be disabled on this one. Photo Boy’s line is better than anything anyone else will come up with.

  2. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
    Josephus
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    “YES! SOMEONE GAVE ME A SCRIPT!”

  3. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
    joe
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    This movie is all about jobs, honey. I play Steve Jobs, you give me blow jobs, or you don’t have any more jobs.

  4. Justin Bieber
    hijkmno
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    you know who else uses male back-up dancers? chris brown, ricky martin, adam lambert, boy george…are we seeing a pattern here?

  5. Michael Madsen
    Mickey01232000
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    I guess he is being Continental by goosing his lady.

  6. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I don’t blame them for being pissed. What kind of idiot says ‘Break a leg’ to the Brodericks?

  7. Michael Madsen
    joe
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    Mr Blonde and Mrs Dyed-Blonde.

  8. Chad Michael Murray Beard Hipster Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Hmm… e… e to the two pi… ice cream..”

  9. Justin Bieber
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Supposed to have your pants off for the gyno.

  10. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
    joe
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    That ball hit Ron in the Artesticles.

  11. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
    Urall Fhags
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    “Ah fack, right in the nuuuts!”

  12. Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    hijkmno
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    Mini Kunis

  13. John Ratzenberger
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Fuckin magnates, how do they work?

  14. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage PETA Event
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    Hey Seabiscuit, why the long face?

  15. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage PETA Event
    SSHGuru
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    Her face is starting to look like George Clooney. Without the boobs I’d get confused.

  16. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    RebaKATT
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    Ummm… you’re doing it wrong…. all of it.

  17. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
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    Sometimes letting your nipples show is no big deal. Literally, no big deal.

  18. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
    SSHGuru
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    Ashton “She looked better a few minutes ago with the clothes off”

  19. David Schwimmer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Uphh.. I’be thwallowed by thung

  20. Vanessa Paradis Middle Finger Covering Mouth
    diego
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    Thank God she finally covered that nasty ass jack-o-lantern grill of hers

  21. Michael Madsen
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Diaz does have a great ass.

  22. Jeremy Renner
    diego
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    For fuck’s sake, I’m NOT Topher Grace, you idiots!

  23. Metta World Peace Soccer Ball Crotch
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    You know, the ability to shit a volleyball would make him a great party guest.

  24. Nicole Murphy Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Those prostitutes in the background had better be on sale.

  25. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage PETA Event
    Commented on this photo:

    So what does an anus seared by several firecracker attempts taste like?

  26. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage PETA Event
    Contusion
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    And this is why it’s better to shoot her from behind on a yacht with a long lens from the dock.

  27. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
    Contusion
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    “Prometheus, do you copy?”

  28. Tracy Morgan Stomach Pulling Shirt Up
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    Something tells me he’s pregnant.

  29. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
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    I always liked her…. That passed 3 seconds ago…

  30. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    mike
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    Sadly Matthew, you are not dreaming

  31. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Okaay… so that’s a shit eating grin

  32. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
    EricLr
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    I bet even she refers to herself as “You know, that girl, can’t remember her name…”

  33. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage
    SSHGuru
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    Can hotness wear off?

  34. Ashton Kutcher Chin Strap Beard Sandals Jobs Set
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    I didn’t think he could become/portray a bigger douche.. Bravo?

  35. Julia Stiles Nipples See Through Dress
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    Ghetto’s have film schools?

  36. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I think they saw her coming

  37. Michael Madsen
    SSHGuru
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    How can he tell the butt from the face?

  38. Tom Cruise NYPD
    Contusion
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    Hey Tom! Remember when you were in Risky Business? That was awesome.

  39. Tom Cruise NYPD
    just here for laughs
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    Village People tryouts?

  40. Vanessa Paradis Middle Finger Covering Mouth
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Who is that… Tom Selleck?

  41. Michael Madsen
    Contusion
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    Honk honk! Just like in high school! This never gets old!

  42. David Schwimmer
    SSHGuru
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    I don’t know what to do. I have money but no one will hire me to act so I will just stand here holding the ground down.

  43. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Malarkey sold here

  44. Tom Cruise NYPD
    Josephus
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    “Eh, not as strong-looking as those black ones from the other day, but they’ll do. Come on up.”

  45. Mike Tyson Smelling Toilet Paper Gene Simmons
    just here for laughs
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    Not squeezing the Charmin

  46. Aly Michalka Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    SSHGuru
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    Win.

  47. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Move that cup !

  48. Maria Shriver Psychic Reading
    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s the gist of that: “Lady if you go back to Ahhhnold, history will repeat itself – now that will be $500 please”

  49. Aly Michalka Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    oh still in a fit that Hellcats got canceled and Ashley Tisdale is successful. she plans on riding the NYC subways randomly accusing people of being undercover cops stalking her and starts to bitch slap them.

  50. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker
    SSHGuru
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    He has to walk behind her at all times because she wants to feel like she is going to win the race.

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