“Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Travolta promised him. Someone clear his afternoon.
Is there a way just Hilary Duff‘s breasts can keep the baby-weight on? Science should look into that,
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“YES! SOMEONE GAVE ME A SCRIPT!”
This movie is all about jobs, honey. I play Steve Jobs, you give me blow jobs, or you don’t have any more jobs.
you know who else uses male back-up dancers? chris brown, ricky martin, adam lambert, boy george…are we seeing a pattern here?
I guess he is being Continental by goosing his lady.
I don’t blame them for being pissed. What kind of idiot says ‘Break a leg’ to the Brodericks?
*Applause* *Throws flowers at you*
Mr Blonde and Mrs Dyed-Blonde.
“Hmm… e… e to the two pi… ice cream..”
Supposed to have your pants off for the gyno.
That ball hit Ron in the Artesticles.
“Ah fack, right in the nuuuts!”
Mini Kunis
Fuckin magnates, how do they work?
Hey Seabiscuit, why the long face?
Her face is starting to look like George Clooney. Without the boobs I’d get confused.
I think somebody needs to check to make sure she isn’t tucking.
Ummm… you’re doing it wrong…. all of it.
Don’t listen to her. Keep doing what you’re doing, Julia.
Sometimes letting your nipples show is no big deal. Literally, no big deal.
Ashton “She looked better a few minutes ago with the clothes off”
Uphh.. I’be thwallowed by thung
Thank God she finally covered that nasty ass jack-o-lantern grill of hers
NO SHIT – was here to post the same!
Diaz does have a great ass.
For fuck’s sake, I’m NOT Topher Grace, you idiots!
You know, the ability to shit a volleyball would make him a great party guest.
Those prostitutes in the background had better be on sale.
Something tells me Russel Brand is nearby…
So what does an anus seared by several firecracker attempts taste like?
And this is why it’s better to shoot her from behind on a yacht with a long lens from the dock.
“Prometheus, do you copy?”
Something tells me he’s pregnant.
I always liked her…. That passed 3 seconds ago…
Sadly Matthew, you are not dreaming
Okaay… so that’s a shit eating grin
I bet even she refers to herself as “You know, that girl, can’t remember her name…”
Can hotness wear off?
I didn’t think he could become/portray a bigger douche.. Bravo?
Ghetto’s have film schools?
I think they saw her coming
How can he tell the butt from the face?
Hey Tom! Remember when you were in Risky Business? That was awesome.
Village People tryouts?
Really, where is the Indian and the Cowboy???
“It’s MY turn to play the cop!”
“No, it’s MY turn!”
“MINE!”
“MINE!”
:cue slap fight:
Who is that… Tom Selleck?
Honk honk! Just like in high school! This never gets old!
I don’t know what to do. I have money but no one will hire me to act so I will just stand here holding the ground down.
Malarkey sold here
“Eh, not as strong-looking as those black ones from the other day, but they’ll do. Come on up.”
Not squeezing the Charmin
Win.
Move that cup !
Might as well unbutton the blouse while she’s at it.
And then eighty-six the brassiere…
oh still in a fit that Hellcats got canceled and Ashley Tisdale is successful. she plans on riding the NYC subways randomly accusing people of being undercover cops stalking her and starts to bitch slap them.
“Ashley Tisdale is succesful”???
in comparison to her . hell yes. it’s a comparison of a less succesful version of Harrison Ford and Mark Hamil after the first Star Wars trilogy. and Ally being Mark.
Not exactly. Aly Michalka was cast in “Easy A” , The Roommate, Bandslam.
She always plays the best friend. I think she’s just more low key but she’s a hottie.
“easy A” was a while ago. seen nothing recently. Tisdale on the other hand.
I actually hope your absurd NYC-subway fantasy is true so I can indulge her undercover-cop paranoia by stopping and frisking her.
She’s defintely in need of a cavity search.
Here’s the gist of that: “Lady if you go back to Ahhhnold, history will repeat itself – now that will be $500 please”
He has to walk behind her at all times because she wants to feel like she is going to win the race.
its dangerous to be behind a horse