The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13

June 13th, 2013 // 363 Comments

“Then she makes faces like that one she’s doing back there and the writers just start deleting whole pages.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems to be a spiritual kind of day, whether it’s Yeezus delivering his holy flatulence over the unwashed masses so that they may behold and inhale deeply upon it, or Pope Francis himself becoming a Wild Hog. (Insert gay sex reference here.) Also, we witness a miracle performed by Rihanna, who’s apparently taught her vagina to sing.

Or queefing is the new dubstep, I don’t know what the kids are into these days,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    SMB
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    “And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint…”

  2. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    SMB
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    “I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.”

  3. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    SMB
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    “…wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

  4. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Quasi
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    I’m waiting for her to crawl up on his back and start yelling “Master Blaster runs Bartertown!!”

  5. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    She should find whoever used to dress her on Will & Grace and hire them full time.

  6. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    Antimatter puffies…

  7. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    “I would like to accept this award for, “Ugliest Looking Pretty Girl”. I’d love to say this could have gone to anyone, but if you have eyes, you’ll be able to see that that isn’t really true.”

  8. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    When you’re dad’s a billionaire you can afford to be a fat fuck.

  9. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    “Damn, my music is good… hey, I wonder if I wiped all the jizz off of my goatee from that ‘bathroom session’? Ah, fuck it. It’s not like anyone is gonna take any pics of this”.

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    The more pics I see of Sarah J., the more I’m convinced that Matthew Broderick is gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just… you know…

  11. Christopher Nolan Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “You merely adopted yourself to the hair weave. I was born of it, raised by it!”

  12. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    “Why yes, the warranty on my breast implants did recently expire. Why do you ask?”

  13. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
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    You know you’re living on borrowed fame when an extra from open casting upstages you. BTW, that brunette is very hot in a, “I’m-not-successful-enough-to-get-my-nose-fixed-but-just-you-wait” kind of way.

  14. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
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    If you stare at this pic long enough, it looks like shes actually sitting on a leg-lamp chair.

  15. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Any minute now, Suge Knight will be dangling him from a hotel balcony. It’s science.

  16. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
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    No mater how much time passed, no mater how many other women he had, Humbert could never stop longing for the days he spent with his young Lolita.

    Hey, it was either that or some joke about Jeremy Irons falling so low he can barely live with the fact that he’s been reduced to giving old ladies pearl necklaces.

  17. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    Never has an actors name been more apt.

  18. Reese Witherspoon Butt Spandex Pants
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    More like, “Reese WitherAss”! Am I right, fellas?! AM I RIGHT!??! *High fives self*

  19. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    “I’m, like, basically a scientist… coz like, I’m a Scientologist.”

  20. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    “Pull the fudge outta your ears. I said ‘From now on I’m calling you Boba-FAT!’ “

  21. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    fuck kanye
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    So those are the losers that actually listen to his music…
    i’m kidding, I know losers that listen to his music. They all put that song on, the one where he does that stupid voice box shit for 3 minutes at the end (you know the one, “runaway” i think), and sit there saying he’s the best, he’s amazing, he’s sooo good…makes me sick to my stomach.

  22. Christopher Nolan Man Of Steel Premiere
    Toopier
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    You,Flock of Seagulls, you know why we’re here?

  23. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    Right now George is wishing he also suffered from face blindness.

  24. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “It is a pleasure to have you with us Mr Schwarzenegger.”
    “Thank you ugly prostitute! I can’t vait to see vaht you do wit dis fruit!”

  25. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    “Thank you for this cheap plastic bullshit. Do you validate parking?”

  26. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
    angerinside
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    Holy Christ you can slap the tits off of someone.

  27. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    angerinside
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    Role model my ass. If that’s the best she can do, she should have stayed fat.

  28. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    Allion
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    “God help me get rid of KK, let me go off her hook!”

  29. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    donkeylicks
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    Well you were certainly right about the queefing.

  30. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    Look, while everyone goes on and on about the brunette with the nose and no boob job why don’t we look at the real picture here and ask ourselves why Anthony Bourdain and Danny Houston don’t get a DNA test?!?! bOUrdain…. hOUston…

  31. Kathryn Bigelow Jeremy Renner Wearing Graduation Gowns AFI Conservatory Commencement Ceremony
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    When Hogwarts lost its accreditation.

  32. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    donkeylicks
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    She needs to (puts sunglasses on) get “busy” going into labor.

  33. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
    schadenfreude
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    Take that, Corey Feldman!

  34. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    schadenfreude
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    This is how Chris used to stomp on my head.

  35. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    “So where do you get the hats with the bills on the side? Every time I go to buy a hat they only have the ones with the bill on the front.”

  36. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    Please be vanishing cream…

  37. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    “Fragrance Foundation Awards”? Really?

  38. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
    lily
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    Jessica pare is incredibly gorgeous

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
    Pine Table Fever
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    Sarah completely misunderstood the instructions for the pregnancy test when it said ‘use orally’.

  40. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    Pine Table Fever
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    In a graveyard somewhere in New Jersey, Joey Ramone is getting his baseball bat…

  41. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    I cant exactly tell but I bet he is either slowly inserting or taking out Kris Jenner’s detachable penis.

  42. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    The Kardashians once again steal the spotlight from someone more deserving…..

  43. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Looks like these two are debating on how may fingers are going up Biebers ass first.

  44. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    Wtf?..is Gumby her dad?

  45. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    …if Kelly Osbourne and Kelly Pickler had a kid….

  46. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
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    Falcor found a way to fly after all!

  47. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    Skeeter
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    Who moved the fire hydrant?

  48. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    I don’t know where January Jones gets this reputation for being frosty and unapproachable. Look at the warm rapport she shows her castmates!

  49. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    “Quick, while he’s got his eyes closed, stick a street sign in front of him!”

  50. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “NO SINGING.”

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