The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13

June 13th, 2013 // 363 Comments

“Then she makes faces like that one she’s doing back there and the writers just start deleting whole pages.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems to be a spiritual kind of day, whether it’s Yeezus delivering his holy flatulence over the unwashed masses so that they may behold and inhale deeply upon it, or Pope Francis himself becoming a Wild Hog. (Insert gay sex reference here.) Also, we witness a miracle performed by Rihanna, who’s apparently taught her vagina to sing.

Or queefing is the new dubstep, I don’t know what the kids are into these days,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    That baby must be exhausted. Stay home for a day. Eat some pickles and ice cream, Take a day off once every couple of years. Think about the kid every so often instead of your career and your photo ops and you you you.

  2. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    und affter deh sink, do you scrub deh toiletz?
    like deh bowelz und deh rimz and so forth and so on?

  3. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    Red hair is best for Jessica Pare.

  4. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    She looks pregnant to me. His hair would look better on her head but he has a face that is reminiscent of the grinch.

  5. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    Now is the perfect time to punch him in the dick. A better time would’ve been 9 months ago.

  6. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    Who dares to cover the beauty of Amy Adams? Burn him!

  7. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    “That’s no moon.”

  8. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    Katie couldn’t care less about Women in Film but she does care about the all-you-can-eat buffet. She currently holds the record for most consecutive plate refills.

  9. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Having the Thundercats logo tattooed on your shoulder is so gansta.

  10. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    bleg
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    Why is Kevin Smith hanging out with Justin Bieber?

  11. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    bleg
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    It’s a trap!

  12. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Non-belieber
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    Justin Bieber is one random tattoo away from becoming Aaron Carter, and he’s cool right?

  13. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    rob
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    he looks like a scared kid. can’t someone on this kids payroll teach him how to just man the fuck up already.

  14. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Schadenfreude
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    That’s 2 strikes, Justin. One more and I fuck you up bad!

  15. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    What most people call publicly masturbating to internet porn, Kanye calls it a listening session and charges a ridiculously high ticket price.

  16. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    icu
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    FFFFRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPTTTT! “Ooh that felt good, been bottled up inside there since yesterday…”

  17. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    I see the studio hired the three stooges as doormen for the movie premiere.

  18. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    pleez dont crush the hand-
    pleez dont crush the hand-
    pleez dont cru-aaaaiiiihhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
    okokok- taco bell! taco bell!
    yes we’ll go to taco bell!
    yes we’ll go to taco bell!

  19. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
    Nutterbutter
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    Gingers feel no pain! Seee (sticks finger in eye socket), it laughs. LAUGHS!!!

  20. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Beiber thinks this is a photo op, Carlos knows this is a date.

  21. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
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    Please tell me DJ Jazzy Jeff and LeAnn Rimes are working on an album together!

  22. Ashton Kutcher Cheap Black Dress Shoes Jeans
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    “Siri, where am I?”
    *beep beep* “You are in doucheville.”
    “How do I get out?”
    *beep beep* “Kill yourself.”

  23. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    What is holding that dress up?

  24. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    He must have been a horrible prom date. :D

  25. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
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    One onlooker reported: “She came out on stage, scratched her cooch for ten minutes, farted and then left. It was her best performance to date!”

  26. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    “Excuse me…Do you have anything bigger than an SUV to carry around my fat,bloated, untalented,sex tape making, pregnant ass?”

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Instagram
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    Why?…Why aren’t they kissing?

  28. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    The Original Shawn
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    Shouldn’t she be dancing outside a car dealership?

  29. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
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    Hold on to her Matthew. She’s rich and obviously not very choosy.

  30. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    “May I interest you in a nice bunch of bananas?”

  31. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    Uh oh! It looks like Busy Philipps has swelled up and is about to sumo wrestle some poor woman to show her dominance.

  32. Reese Witherspoon Butt Spandex Pants
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    I like the other one where her mini dress blows up better.

  33. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    lawn
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    “Please let me wake up now, please let me wake up now. . .”

  34. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    colt13
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    Blowing up like a Kardashian.

  35. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    Whatever happened to the Final Five? Why do we get ugly people now?

  36. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    you just know this little twat waffle thinks he’s all bad & buff. everyone else knows he’s fucking pathetic.

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Instagram
    Skeeter
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    Why aren’t their cheeks spread?

  38. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    Vladimir
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    “…please Jeebus, if you abort this baby now, I promise to dedicate my life to You. 700 Club, hangin with the lepers, letting people finish…I will do whatever You want…”

  39. Christopher Nolan Man Of Steel Premiere
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    So this is the man responsible for the Dark Knight trilogy. Thank you very much, sir.

  40. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
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    The black guy’s only laughing because LeAnn tried to pull the “Don’t you know who I am?” card.

  41. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    I fucking love her. Amazing woman. Amazing body.

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Instagram
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    High School Musical: The Reunion – now with man hands.

  43. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    maroon.

    no, I mean maroon #5, assholio.

  44. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Julia Gillard is a lying, misandrist piece of shit. Given Arnold’s history, I bet she hates his guts.

  45. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    “…And who, disguised as a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper…”

  46. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
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    I like Kelly.

  47. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    born to be BLIIIIII-ND…………..

  48. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
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    Who is the brunette?

  49. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    RRAAAOOOOAARRRR

  50. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
    SMB
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    …arnold’s fruit is erect.

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