The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13

June 13th, 2013 // 363 Comments

“Then she makes faces like that one she’s doing back there and the writers just start deleting whole pages.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems to be a spiritual kind of day, whether it’s Yeezus delivering his holy flatulence over the unwashed masses so that they may behold and inhale deeply upon it, or Pope Francis himself becoming a Wild Hog. (Insert gay sex reference here.) Also, we witness a miracle performed by Rihanna, who’s apparently taught her vagina to sing.

Or queefing is the new dubstep, I don’t know what the kids are into these days,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Robb7
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    Ugly, just plain ugly

  2. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Meshuggah Tits
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    In every picture like this, there’s a black guy in the background who isn’t Kanye.

  3. Kathryn Bigelow Jeremy Renner Wearing Graduation Gowns AFI Conservatory Commencement Ceremony
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    Goddammit. I already wasted my fart-sniffing joke on Kanye.

  4. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
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    He preferred the memory. She was thirty-five, newly divorced, vivacious, and looking for adventure; he was sixteen, the pool boy, and naive in the ways of love…

  5. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Instagram
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    That’s usually a cue to start buying shots.

  6. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    I love Peggy!

  7. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    Please God…reverse that pregnancy!

  8. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Nik
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    I never understood how you can be fat when you’re rich. I mean you have all the money you need to spend on private chefs, personal trainers, and plastic surgery. I just don’t get it.

  9. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “Evil demons, OUT!” – Benny Hinn

  10. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    “ONE IN THE PINK, TWO IN THE STINK”

  11. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
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    “Come on Seal…lick my poon, like it’s Klum.”

  12. Ashton Kutcher Cheap Black Dress Shoes Jeans
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    Mail from Demi….delete.

  13. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    I have no idea what’s being said here, but I’m pretty sure it’s all being spoken with upwards inflection, so everything she says sounds like a question. I can just tell.

  14. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Fourteen shots to the dome. THE DOME!!

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    Testing out the new Garnier Moisturizing Liniment.

  16. Ashton Kutcher Cheap Black Dress Shoes Jeans
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    “Siri, how can I kill two women and make it look like an accident?”

  17. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    Dita Von Teets.

  18. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
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    “Lactaid gives me the confidence to skank it up all night long. Thanks, Lactaid!”

  19. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
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    “Are you the Pope, young man?”
    “No, Majesty, I only play the Pope on cable.”
    “I see. Carry on!”

  20. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I would have opted for a big, copper bell, but a tassel will do, especially since it’s not attached to her areola.

  21. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
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    “Bitch on the left, I’m I right?”

  22. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    “Bless you, my son, this is fucking metal!”

  23. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Golden water buffalo tail, to shoo the flies away.

  24. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Do my laundry, and I vil bend you over my Nazi sofa.”

  25. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
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    “Okay, just one more pic, but then we REALLY need to get to our LARP session!”

  26. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    That poor vagina. *sniff sniff*

  27. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    She looks mad enough to smack around some Samsonite luggage.

  28. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    It’s adorable when couples are similar enough to wear each others’ clothes.

  29. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
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    “I’m sorry Jeremy…you’re too old for me.”

  30. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    “It says, ‘Live to Pray, Pray to Live’…because I couldn’t find a decal for the Backstreet Boys”.

  31. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Bitchasshookersayswhat?”

  32. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    Icehawg
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    Ohhhh snap. Kanye’s gonna be pissed she’s jacking his style.

  33. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    She looks like you could put a toothpick through her and toss her into a giant martini.

  34. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    Now he is a genuine member of Heck’s Angels.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    Those blinders are fancy.

  36. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Instagram
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    What’s the point of this photo? They’re both fully dressed. They’re not goosing one another or otherwise playing “Grab Ass.” Upskirt? No. Downblouse? No. I don’t get it.

  37. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Maria’s looking pretty used up, but this new one isn’t really much of an improvement.

  38. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
    CK
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    “HIGH FIVE!” (slap)

  39. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    CK
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    “I give him ‘the teaser’, he gives me ‘the pleaser’. We’re homies.”

  40. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    CK
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    Still would.

  41. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    Apparently one of these ladies doesn’t play well with others.

  42. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    What a Jesus complex! If I was carrying his child, I would be absolutely terrified. It would be a cold day in hell before I left the baby with that psychopath for ten minutes. He’d probably think the kid could walk on water and throw it in the pool. Poor kid!

  43. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    BE HEALED!

  44. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    If this little shit’s 19, like we’re supposed to believe, why has his voice never changed? Why is he hairless except for his head? Why is he built like a 10 yr old girl? Why does he hang out with 14 yr olds? I’m pretty sure the douchbag on the right is his father. He needs to be publicly caned for having such an asshole for a son.

  45. Christopher Nolan Man Of Steel Premiere
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    If I didn’t know any better I”d think he was Clay Gaykin.

  46. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    lori
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    Vulgar and untalented. America loves its trailer park trash performers. Oh! She’s one of us! Look at that! Maybe I can aspire to this. #lowestcommondenominator

    • stooooopid

      So a skank from Barbados performing in The UK represents America? I agree she’s vulgar and talentless but you make no fucking sense.

  47. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    lori
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    That’s the ugliest f’ing jumpsuit I’ve ever seen.

  48. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    It looks pretty awkward but airing out a cooch is one of the best things for a yeast infection.

  49. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
    Tennessee Tuxedo
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    “I’m sorry Jer but I’m breaking up with you. You’re always so melodramatic. You’re such a buzzkill. It’s driving me crazy.Look at mer Jer! I”m only 35 for god’s sake!

  50. Kathryn Bigelow Jeremy Renner Wearing Graduation Gowns AFI Conservatory Commencement Ceremony
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    who has mucho more eyeliner?
    senorita kathryn bigalow?
    or-
    senor jeremy renner?

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