The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13

June 13th, 2013 // 363 Comments

“Then she makes faces like that one she’s doing back there and the writers just start deleting whole pages.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems to be a spiritual kind of day, whether it’s Yeezus delivering his holy flatulence over the unwashed masses so that they may behold and inhale deeply upon it, or Pope Francis himself becoming a Wild Hog. (Insert gay sex reference here.) Also, we witness a miracle performed by Rihanna, who’s apparently taught her vagina to sing.

Or queefing is the new dubstep, I don’t know what the kids are into these days,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  2. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “Where’s your Superman now, Moses?”

  3. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    Harley Davidson…really? The guys who are supposed to be rebels? The Wild Bunch? Easy Rider??? Sucking up to the Catholic freaking church? What the hell is wrong with people?

  4. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    Paul Giamatti’s Rhino costume for Spider-Man 2 looks a LOT more realistic with the CGI. I can actually see the hunger in his eyes.

  5. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Please God, let him grow up to be a Corey Haims, and not a Corey Feldman.

  6. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    EVERY time a pic of this beast pops up I bust up laughing out loud. Every time!

  7. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    George is a big advocate for women in film. He puts ONE in almost all of his movies.

  8. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
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    Sadly, the only one I’m interested in is the only one you chose not to identify!

  9. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    “And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…”

  10. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
    crb
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    UR NOZE, I HAS IT!

  11. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Jay d
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    aint gonna lie , Them titties look juicy

  12. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
    crb
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    So the turkey’s done?

  13. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    Dirk Diggler
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    Tiny Tim is looking much healthier these days

  14. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
    George P Burdell
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    Thunderdome for a part in the next J.J. Abrams’ project Four actresses enter. One actress leave.

  15. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Jay Noneya
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    Nice beards George

  16. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    George P Burdell
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    Owa…Tajer…Kiam…. Owa…Tajer…Kiam….Owa…Tajer…Kiam…. Owa…Tajer…Kiam….Owa…Tajer…Kiam…. Owa…Tajer…Kiam

  17. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    tlmck
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    I pity the fool who holds her hand during child birth.

  18. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    No pink, so two in the stink.

  19. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  20. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Matt
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    Ok, so is it two in the stink or two in the pink? Maybe he’s trying to tell us that Justin has a vagina?

  21. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I’d imagine that those nipples are the size of Village Inn pancakes. But with more hair.

  22. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    George P Burdell
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    I see she hasn’t gotten over her self-esteem issues yet.

  23. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    Cock Dr
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    Another example of young love that probably won’t last long enough for us to tire of making fun of it.

  24. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    George P Burdell
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    It’s Hammer-time!!!!

  25. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Skippy86
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    Beat him like a baby seal.

  26. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    No wonder he sold the Star Wars franchise. He needed to feed this thing.

  27. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “You should have had a V8!”

  28. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    “Once I finish my meditation y’all are welcome to come forward and touch the hem of my garment…”

  29. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Ah Yes! There is that first day in prison look we can all appreciate…

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Instagram
    Mike
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    Say what you want about Tisdale, but she’s kept her shit on.

  31. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Skippy86
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    Guy in the background, its funny till it shits on you.

  32. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    Matt
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    I think she’s starting to pork up again. Time for another band adjustment.

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    I guess she is texting because she is a little ho(a)rse….

  34. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “See, I told you there were additional places I can poke you…”

  35. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Skippy86
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    “My ex maria has a little extra chin if you want it?”

  36. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    She’s a walking advert for Botox.

  37. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
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    It is always a pleasure when your horny uncle stops by for a photo….

  38. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    Skippy86
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    ” So when can your dad come over to my parents house and listen to my band?”

  39. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
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    No madam , you are not boring me….

  40. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    Matt
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    I don’t think she’s clenching hard enough.

  41. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Darth Mung
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    It’s nice he takes his wattle out on the town every once in a while.

  42. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Does this stupid, insignificant, egocentric little piece of vomitus actually think, somewhere in his alleged mind, that his posing as a (c)rapper somehow makes him look cool?

  43. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    It would be better if the senile paedophile were to wear it around the vatica to show how tough he is…

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    I wonder who follows after her picking up her road apples…

  45. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    Only Kanye’s own music can stir him like the earthy puissance of the smell of his own farts.

  46. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
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    “I told you I’d be getting some of this white stuff!”

  47. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    You know, I TRY to think of funny captions for the pictures, but sometimes the picture is so goddamn funny all by itself, and already says SO MUCH…. Shhhhhhh, just look at it… Just look.

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    I guess SNIFFING glue wouldn’t qualify as cannibalism.

  49. Ashton Kutcher Cheap Black Dress Shoes Jeans
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    “Dear Diary: How come no one likes me?”

  50. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    I…love…her…

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