The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13

June 13th, 2013 // 363 Comments

“Then she makes faces like that one she’s doing back there and the writers just start deleting whole pages.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems to be a spiritual kind of day, whether it’s Yeezus delivering his holy flatulence over the unwashed masses so that they may behold and inhale deeply upon it, or Pope Francis himself becoming a Wild Hog. (Insert gay sex reference here.) Also, we witness a miracle performed by Rihanna, who’s apparently taught her vagina to sing.

Or queefing is the new dubstep, I don’t know what the kids are into these days,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    Mr. Sensitive
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    “Anybody got a match?”

  2. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    How did George Lucas come up with a character like Jabba the H- Oh, never mind.

  3. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    That awkward moment when they realized that television is not film.

  4. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    RayJ
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    Whore Cow
    Fake Cow
    Pissy Cow
    Narcissistic Cow
    Lonely Cow
    Desperate Cow
    Used Cow

  5. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    Thank God she’s a billionaire…

  6. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
    caley
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    “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin’ skanks on this motherfuckin’ plane!”

  7. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
    R. Jeremy
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    Her cataracts blunted the shock of his utterly joyless facial cumshot.

  8. Ashton Kutcher Cheap Black Dress Shoes Jeans
    caley
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    “A surprise party for me?! Google Maps says his place is right around here somewhere! I wonder what BYOG means? And what kind of name is Photo-Boy!?

  9. Reese Witherspoon Butt Spandex Pants
    john
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    DAT ASS!!!!!!!

  10. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    Didn’t know Mane N’ Tail made a lip gloss.

  11. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    Mr. Sensitive
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    It didn’t take Kanye long to gnaw through his tether and escape.

  12. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    caley
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    Is this the first photo posted on The Superficial in 3-D?!

    Her stomach follows me wherever I go!

  13. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
    Mr. Sensitive
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    “So, there’s room for somebody to ride in back? A small boy, perhaps?”

  14. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    ThisWillHurt
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    Kanye West after finding out that, not only does the Swedish Chef from The Muppets not live in Switzerland, he’s not even real.

  15. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
    caley
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    “No seerioussly, vere is de reeal breakfasst?!”

  16. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
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    They made Flight into a musical?

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Cleavage Instagram
    PathosAvenger
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    God-damned duckface!

  18. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Mr. Sensitive
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    Too bad Star Wars isn’t the series featuring cloaking devices.

  19. Kelly Lynch Danny Huston Random Bikini Chick Magic City Season 2 Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “The only thing that’s ‘magic’ is dem titties! Amaright!?”

  20. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    I can’t decide whether she looks more like a Weeble or a Russian egg doll.

  21. Kathryn Bigelow Jeremy Renner Wearing Graduation Gowns AFI Conservatory Commencement Ceremony
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hey Jeremy. How long did it take you to write your commencement speech?”
    “127 Hours.”
    “Wow, that’s a lo- Oh, fuck you!”

  22. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    MIRV
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    I see TIE fighters…or rather TIE bombers.

  23. Reese Witherspoon Butt Spandex Pants
    PathosAvenger
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    Who’s dat ass? No really, who’s ass is that? Maybe I should just ask her. No wait, I bet she’ll tell me.

  24. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Rob
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    I didn’t know that guys had instagram too

  25. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    caley
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    Guy in the back, texting his friend: “I don’t get it, all he’s done is stuck the microphone down the back of his pants and repeatedly farted, but everyone here is nodding their heads, stroking their beards and going “Mmm hmmm” and “That’s tight.” “

  26. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    caley
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    “This damn British food, mushy peas indeed!”

  27. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    Like many inexperienced hunters on the savannah, she learned the hard way that you never look directly into the eyes of a water buffalo.

  28. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
    caley
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    “Ride or Die. Argentinian Bad-Ass Motherfu-…I can’t wear this!”

  29. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    caley
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    So, Kelly Osbourne is dating one of Rainbow Brite’s friends?!

  30. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    He married the Death Star?

  31. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    caley
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    Fresh off filming her new series for ABC: ‘Whale Town’.

  32. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    Sam K.
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    “YOU LYING WHORE!!! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! DIE! DIE! DIE! I want my records back! I want my fucking records back!”

  33. Reese Witherspoon Butt Spandex Pants
    A. Leakage
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    “If only they knew that I use Olestra to keep weight off.”

  34. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    “I kissed a guy, and I liked it!!”

  35. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
    Deacon Jones
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    “…aw SHIT….I aint no pilot, we dont like heights!”

  36. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    FIrst time I’ve ever seen inverted nipples through a dress.

  37. Kathryn Bigelow Jeremy Renner Wearing Graduation Gowns AFI Conservatory Commencement Ceremony
    Deacon Jones
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    “…how’d i get talked into this Kathryn….”

    “I promised I wouldnt tell the world I caught you blowing my hair stylist”

    “oh. right.”

  38. Kathryn Bigelow Jeremy Renner Wearing Graduation Gowns AFI Conservatory Commencement Ceremony
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    Siamese Douche

  39. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
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    Pfffft.

  40. Jeremy Irons Trashes Documentary Presentation
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    GGILF

  41. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
    Deacon Jones
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    Awesome!
    The underground gay club they have in the Vatican can find some good uses for that jacket! Giddyup!

  42. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Deacon Jones
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    “Let me see how you eat da fruit. Do you use your mouth or your hands first? HA. HA. HA.”

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
    rican
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    Ooohhh, now I get it, Compound W to remove the wart on her face!

  44. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    “Go Go Gadget….LEGS!”

  45. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    rican
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    Hey, it’s Captain Morgan!

  46. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    rican
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    Sudden distaste for olives.

  47. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    rantatonne
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    Apparently standing to inherit billions allows one to smile as your father makes wookie noises in your direction.

  48. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    I’d have pegged the Pope as more of a chaps man

  49. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    I can’t help but wonder if the “TALENTED Women in Film” awards ceremony was being held somewhere else at exactly the same time.

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