The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13

June 13th, 2013 // 363 Comments

“Then she makes faces like that one she’s doing back there and the writers just start deleting whole pages.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems to be a spiritual kind of day, whether it’s Yeezus delivering his holy flatulence over the unwashed masses so that they may behold and inhale deeply upon it, or Pope Francis himself becoming a Wild Hog. (Insert gay sex reference here.) Also, we witness a miracle performed by Rihanna, who’s apparently taught her vagina to sing.

Or queefing is the new dubstep, I don’t know what the kids are into these days,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    The Hamm thoughts are strong in this one.

  2. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    He will soon be on his way to hog heaven.

    • donkeylicks

      Well, a Harley isn’t going to provide the same kind of coverage as the Pope Mobile after all but I guess he’s in God’s hands.

  3. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    Just your standard witches coven… Move along.

  4. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    100 Bucks says he has screenshots of the Kim K porno as his desktop wallpaper.

  5. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
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    Better known as one of Chris Brown’s Greatest Hits.

  6. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    Jessica Pare, one closest to mic is (retarded) ,mentally challenged am I right?

  7. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    See his tattoo yo? My man dizzy over here did it with a sharpie!
    That boy is talented!
    Hurt like a mofo but you gotta suffer for your art!

  8. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
    Robb7
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    I love how his latest screeching goes against all things materialistic. How he’d rather be in a factory than his Maybach — and where does he present this new shit — at the ArtWorks Show in Basel to an audience of multi-millionaires!! There seems to be a disconnect with this fucking hypocritical moron!!

  9. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He looks like Ozzy, but he pees like Sharon.

  10. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    vandinz
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    This is exactly how I crack a fart too.

  11. LeAnn Rimes Arm In Arm With Doorman MTV Studios
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    Apparently Samuel L Jackson has a son and he works as a pilot…

  12. Kanye West Yeezus Listening Party Switzerland
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    All men piss like that after a lot of beers but not in public on a laptop.

  13. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One way to avoid the sleepless nights, diapers, and bottles is to just give birth to a 9 year-old.

  14. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    vandinz
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    Why do you never see Ozzy and Kelly in the same room … Hmm.

  15. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Nipples Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    Uhmmm do they eventually pop out? Like a pop-up book?
    Because that would be pretty awesome.

  16. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Oh good, they put a yolk on it.

  17. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Yolks on her! We’ve already seen where her baby will out out of!

  18. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    Jade
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    This game is called “Who’s the Bigger Douche?”

    Your choices:

    The silly young ignorant one, or the older one hanging with the silly young ignorant one.

  19. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
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    Pretty Boy is jerking off to the guy on the right see hand sign?

  20. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    Robb7
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    Hey, back in the good old days women covered up this ugly shit with big maternity tops. They need to bring them back ’cause this stuff is painful to look at!

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
    Jade
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    Carrot-flavored lip gloss!

  22. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
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    I’d bang that brunette before the the purple haired one.

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    Insert horse joke with a cigarette here please,” “

  24. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
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    Is this the MMA fighter one or did she eat that one too?

  25. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    DeeJay
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    George Lucas asks Sharon Stone to play Jabba the Hutt in the next Star Wars epic.

  26. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    sausage balls
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    Is it just me, or has she been pregnant for the last 15 months? Feels like it right?

  27. George Lucas Katie Lucas Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    Robb7
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    YIPES! Is that his daughter, sister, wife, or mother? Whatever! with his money he can get rid of her!

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    I have always wondered how you glaze a turd.

  29. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
    Jade
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    Just because it fits doesn’t mean you should actually wear it.

  30. Pope Francis Harley Davidson Leather Jacket
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    “A gift from the gay lobby, your Holiness.”

  31. Debra Messing Huge Pants Women In Film 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards
    alex
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    Maybe there’s a reason we never see a full body profile shot of Miss Messing….she’s a centaur.

  32. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “SLEEEEEEEEEP!”

  33. Kiernan Shipka Elisabeth Moss Jessica Pare January Jones
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    Someone thinks she just heard wedding vows being recited to her left.

  34. Christopher Nolan Man Of Steel Premiere
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    The first picture from the Harry Potter 30 year cast reunion.

  35. Justin Bieber Shirtless Flexing Throwing Gang Signs Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Rock beats scissors, yo!”

  36. Ashton Kutcher Cheap Black Dress Shoes Jeans
    ThisWillHurt
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    A man so distracted by deleting his hate mail, he doesn’t realize he’s about to hit the wall.

  37. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
    AndrewMacCloud
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    You see Prime Minister ,when i was in my prime i looked a lot better…

  38. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    dasd
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    SHREK

  39. Amy Adams With Hand Shoved In Face Man Of Steel Premiere
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    “Your butterface is no match for my Tiger Claw Eye Gouge!”

  40. Rihanna Shoving Microphone In Crotch
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Got a little skank in you?”

  41. Christopher Nolan Man Of Steel Premiere
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    Looks like a bird has already delivered his review of the new Superman movie.

  42. Ashton Kutcher Cheap Black Dress Shoes Jeans
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    “google maps says ‘gropecunt lane’ is around here somewhere…man a picture of that is gonna kill on twitter”

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Putting On Lip Gloss
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    Is that a camel? (Cigarette)

  44. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    ThisWillHurt
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    Thought that was a cowbell around her neck. A missed opportunity.

  45. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Somewhere, a hotel room ceiling fan is missing its tassel.

  46. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    Must…eat…more…

  47. Australia Prime Minister Julia Gillard Arnold Schwarzenegger
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I allwaze loff cooming beck to my homeland of Austria.”
    “Ahem, uh, Mr. Schwarzenegger we’re actually in Australia.”
    “Vhatevah. Send a maid to my room at vahnce. Send eight.”

  48. Kelly Osbourne Matthew Mosshart Myspace Event
    ThisWillHurt
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    How does Ozzy feel about his daughter dating Weird Al Yankovic?

  49. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress Derpface
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    You’d look pissed too if you had Johnsonville Brats for fingers.

  50. Kathryn Bigelow Jeremy Renner Wearing Graduation Gowns AFI Conservatory Commencement Ceremony
    Mr. Sensitive
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    Renner asked a question that really stumped her.

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