The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.12.14

June 12th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features back-to-back shots of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid for those of you having trouble starting the conversation about drugs with your children. There’s also Hugh Jackman‘s facial hair for his role in Peter Pan which he didn’t at all take entirely based on mistaking Peter’s affectionate nickname for Tinkerbell. (Long way around for that one, I know.) Finally, did you know Andrew Dice Clay had a direct line to the White House?

“Hickory Dickory Dock, some bitch was sucking my cock, as the clock struck two, I dropped off my goo, and when are we going to even begin the conversation on meaningful immigration reform? I’m not even talking amnesty here, but could we at least acknowledge that separating parents from young children just creates a revolving door of deportation an re-entry?”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christian Slater The Adderall Diaries Set
    Swearin
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    The Adderall Diaries? This looks like another Cialis commercial.

  2. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    Nice tits grandma

  3. Sam Rockwell Icepacks On Knee And Shoulder Riding Bike
    Swearin
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    You’re never supposed to go full retard…

  4. Joe Manganiello Mario Lopez Sticking Tongue Out Extra
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    “You know it is a tradition on this show for Maria to blow the guests we have on the show.”
    “Alright! Let’s do this where is she?”
    “She’s running late *smack*… I’m filling in.”

  5. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Socks
    Swearin
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    He looks like Super Mario if he were unemployed

  6. Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples See Through Blouse Lullaby Screening
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    “My planet needs men… Who will join me?”

  7. Alex Pettyfer Drunk
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    “This is the line to have sex with Lindsay Lohan…
    I am number four.”

  8. Sophia Bush Side Boob Pathway To The Cure
    Swearin
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    What are they hoping to cure, smug bitch-face?

  9. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Daughter Rowan
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    “I hope none of these single dads try to hit on me.”
    “Oh I wouldn’t worry about that mom. Look they’re running to their cars and driving off really fast.”

  10. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    More of her, less of the Kardashians and Lindsay please.

  11. Russell Simmons Looking At Prostitutes Cell Phone
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    “In my village, this is a wide screen TV.
    “I don’t care baby.I’m done masturbating. Let’s get sticky!”

  12. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    renzomatic
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    Is that the stage at Elks Lodge 421? Is this the annual Talent Show? When is the obligatory Blues Brothers act?

  13. Jaime King
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    “I have spent a lot of time socializing with earth males. Their favorite past times are honking my boobs and rubbing their penises against my ass when I take public transportation.

  14. Bono Sitting Uncomfortably In Cab Backseat Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    Renzomatic
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    Hasn’t LiLo been hanging out there a lot recently? Bono’s face is telling us that he now knows what ‘firecrotch’ really means.

  15. Nina Dobrev Legs Miniskirt
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    “I think you dropped your phone. Give me your phone number do I can verify it’s yours.”

  16. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    Rob?

  17. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    So this is how BP is looking for oil.

  18. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Skirt Chateau Marmont
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    “Hurry up lady, the drugs are almost gone!”

  19. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
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    “Get me down the height is scaring my crabs!”

  20. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    jbone
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    Kaiju!!

  21. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    Never been so much plastic in a room since … well, ever.

  22. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    yeah, that’s a good look.

  23. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    Jesus! Put that shit away!

  24. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    Why does it look like her bra is on backwards? That shit is fucking with my head.

  25. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    What is the musk ox version of ‘moo’?

  26. Billy Idol Mock Drinking Onstage
    Jentilly
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    Lol I thought that was Miley in the thumbnail pic

  27. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    Jentilly
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    And now we know what Honey Boo Boo will look like as an adult

  28. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
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    Alternative Kiedis just woke up from a 20-year heroin slumber and has not the faintest clue what the fuck is going on.

  29. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    “Hello? 1990? Can we be friends again? I haven’t been the same ever since you left!”

  30. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    Is he pulling a Bowfinger with that phone?

  31. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    Holy shit, I still would, and I think I last said that 15 year ago.

  32. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    Tim lebron
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    The tighty pinky boys seem to be struggling with the heffer.

  33. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    Ebeneezer Dice Clay

  34. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    Cher looks better as a brunette.

  35. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
    cc
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    You realize that a woman with an ass like that never besmirches her ass by farting…they just don’t.

  36. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    If my birthday wish was granted, he’s explaining to Kim’s family why he had to smother her with a pillow.

  37. Bono Sitting Uncomfortably In Cab Backseat Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    When did Patrick Warburton grow a mullet?

  38. Jaime King
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    Well, she looks like a satin sack of bones, but I’d…well, actually that’s it.

  39. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
    Renzomatic
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    “Um, I have to confess, actually I am not black. I am James Franco and this has been a college film thesis project.”

  40. Christian Slater The Adderall Diaries Set
    tlmck
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    Tom Cruise Jr.

  41. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
    tlmck
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    Grandma got guns!

  42. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    Isaac Asimov hits the skids.

  43. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    There’s always a black guy, saying it with the back of his head.

  44. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
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    Exactly what in the fuck are they trying to accomplish here? And why?

  45. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    “And the Lord sayeth unto you, ‘Spread not your thighs for men of another tribe…’ Hey! Wait a sec. This has got to be the wrong one.”

  46. Hugh Jackman Black Beard Facial Hair Cowboy Hat Wife Deborra Lee Furness
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    Looks like he shaved his head, too. Something tells me he didn’t get the role of Peter Pan after all.

  47. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    What a fat…hey, wait a minute, I LIKE her! I think she’s a babe. But then I’m not quite right…in the head.

  48. Bono Sitting Uncomfortably In Cab Backseat Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    “I’m so precious, I could just squeeze myself to death.”

  49. Meagan Good Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    She’s gorgeous! Love ya, Meagan.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Double Chin Chiltern Firehouse
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    Am I to infer from this photo that they haven’t thrown her out of Great Britain yet?

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