The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.12.14

June 12th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features back-to-back shots of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid for those of you having trouble starting the conversation about drugs with your children. There’s also Hugh Jackman‘s facial hair for his role in Peter Pan which he didn’t at all take entirely based on mistaking Peter’s affectionate nickname for Tinkerbell. (Long way around for that one, I know.) Finally, did you know Andrew Dice Clay had a direct line to the White House?

“Hickory Dickory Dock, some bitch was sucking my cock, as the clock struck two, I dropped off my goo, and when are we going to even begin the conversation on meaningful immigration reform? I’m not even talking amnesty here, but could we at least acknowledge that separating parents from young children just creates a revolving door of deportation an re-entry?”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
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    LOL at old dumpy bag to her right wearing same shirt.

  2. Meagan Good Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    Looks a lot better than she did yesterday. Still don’t love the hair.

  3. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    those heels must be made of Adamantium.

  4. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    Still the Queen of Cups.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Double Chin Chiltern Firehouse
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    She’s your problem now England. We keep Kelly Brook. No take backs!

  6. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage
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    Good lord.

  7. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    ultra
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    Which Kartrashian is this one?

  8. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Where’s Sarah Palin in her helicopter when you need her?

  9. Joe Manganiello Mario Lopez Sticking Tongue Out Extra
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    Alcide Herveaux. I love that name.

  10. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    Nice ass.

  11. Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Belly See Through Dress
    Great White Pygmy
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    “Do your boobs hang low? Can you swing them to and fro?”

  12. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Skirt Chateau Marmont
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    Pictured: parker, Eva Longoria.

  13. Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples See Through Blouse Lullaby Screening
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    Shit! She spotted me.

  14. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
    Ronaldo
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    She looks good any at any time, at any place. Dear Lord!

  15. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Daughter Rowan
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    Still would.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
    Eejut
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    Ah, the elegance of the Hamptons.

  17. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
    Ronaldo
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    The guy on the right….its one brave person.

  18. Nicki Minaj Swimsuit Instagram
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    Perfection!

  19. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
    Ronaldo
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    Well, it was about time…..begging for change.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Double Chin Chiltern Firehouse
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    When she doesn’t layer herself with makeup she can’t afford anymore, she’s actually still pretty

  21. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Socks
    anonymous
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    Shia is still rockin’ those Nike SFB’s. They just won’t die.

  22. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    GILF.

  23. Russell Simmons Looking At Prostitutes Cell Phone
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    “BJs are $50. An HJ is $20. Pussy is $100. Now if you want anal, that’s an extra $100.”

    “Bitch! You think I’m made of money?”

  24. Jaime King
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    What happened to her? When did she become a daywalker?

  25. Russell Simmons Looking At Prostitutes Cell Phone
    buzz
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    Do you know how to get hot women half your age while dressed like someone half their age? By having LOTS of money….

    • It also helps that he has several “fashion” lines so he can help the careers of these Eastern European women by booking them modeling gigs in between booking them into his hotel room.

  26. Billy Idol Mock Drinking Onstage
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    Still rockin’.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
    dennis
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    Khloe is a huge fan of the Nope clothing brand. She’s wear nope jean, a nope top, nope bra….

  28. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    When is he going to go “American Psycho” on this family?

  29. Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Belly See Through Dress
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    Still would.

  30. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    You’ve got her and Lena Dunham in the same city. Where are The Avengers when you need them?

  31. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    Disturbing thought of the day: Someone fucks that.

  32. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
    Short Round
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    Yet, when I pull on her t-shirt she has a fit.

  33. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
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    The best description of Kesha I have ever read was, “imagine if herpes got drunk and fell into a dumpster.”

  34. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    … Where’s a good drone strike when you need one?

  35. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    That guy’s pretty dorky looking. This is an even pairing.

  36. Meagan Good Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    That new haircut somehow makes her look fatter than she really is.

  37. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    Totally hot. Way up there on my list of would

  38. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
    hey Person Arguing With Themself
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    A relationship with an older, wiser, experience woman of class and distinction. If only every young gent could be lucky to have such an experience. There are two things that this young man can look forward to achieving in this relationship. Those two things are “her” and “money”.

  39. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    hey Person Arguing With Themself
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    “Damn rehab to hell” thought the long haired man as he wrestled with the mighty ham hock.

  40. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
    buzz
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    This must have been the “no reality show bullshit during my wedding” speech and his rich friends are guests not future (marks) husbands for these bitches to choose from…

  41. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    She was actually starting to look good for a minute a few weeks ago. What happened to make her fall off the wagon?

  42. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    When I watch Dog the Bounty Hunter, I see her, then I see her hot daughter, then I see her again and I feel totally confused.

  43. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
    Short Round
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    You’d think those white dresses would burn black like the Nazi crate the Ark of the Covenant was in.

  44. Hugh Jackman Black Beard Facial Hair Cowboy Hat Wife Deborra Lee Furness
    anonymous
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    Unlimited access to Marvel Studios steriods must be awesome. You look like Joe Public until another Wolverine movie needs to be made and bam! you are big as hell and ripped to shreds after three months.

  45. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    Its nice to see someone take take their Grandmother out for a stroll.

  46. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
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    Wow, Flea and Anthony must be desperate.

  47. Hugh Jackman Black Beard Facial Hair Cowboy Hat Wife Deborra Lee Furness
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    Quiz: how many beards do you see in the following photo?

  48. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
    buzz
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    He didn’t actually pay $30 for an old timey handset for his smartphone did he? People already believe him to be a douchebag and that was free.

    • I don’t see a smartphone attached to that handset. I think he just has the handset. Don’t you feel foolish now?

      • Father Dougal

        I would hope so. I mean, sure, having an old tymie handset attached to a smartphone is pretty much the pinnacle of douche, but actually carting around an entire old tymie phone to use? Not douchey in the least, amirite?

  49. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Sup fatty?

  50. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Socks
    maria
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    He’s invented a new sport called “power douche walking”

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