Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features back-to-back shots of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid for those of you having trouble starting the conversation about drugs with your children. There’s also Hugh Jackman‘s facial hair for his role in Peter Pan which he didn’t at all take entirely based on mistaking Peter’s affectionate nickname for Tinkerbell. (Long way around for that one, I know.) Finally, did you know Andrew Dice Clay had a direct line to the White House?
“Hickory Dickory Dock, some bitch was sucking my cock, as the clock struck two, I dropped off my goo, and when are we going to even begin the conversation on meaningful immigration reform? I’m not even talking amnesty here, but could we at least acknowledge that separating parents from young children just creates a revolving door of deportation an re-entry?”
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