The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.12.14

June 12th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features back-to-back shots of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid for those of you having trouble starting the conversation about drugs with your children. There’s also Hugh Jackman‘s facial hair for his role in Peter Pan which he didn’t at all take entirely based on mistaking Peter’s affectionate nickname for Tinkerbell. (Long way around for that one, I know.) Finally, did you know Andrew Dice Clay had a direct line to the White House?

“Hickory Dickory Dock, some bitch was sucking my cock, as the clock struck two, I dropped off my goo, and when are we going to even begin the conversation on meaningful immigration reform? I’m not even talking amnesty here, but could we at least acknowledge that separating parents from young children just creates a revolving door of deportation an re-entry?”

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  1. Hugh Jackman Black Beard Facial Hair Cowboy Hat Wife Deborra Lee Furness
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Travolta and Preston look more natural than these two.

  2. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    What’s the opposite of Photoshop?

  3. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  4. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “Flintstones? I don’t wanna meet the Flintsones!”

  5. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    How is she not bed-ridden?

  6. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
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    Ke$ha performs at “Pathway to the Cure” by demonstrating the Pathway to the Disease.

  7. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Socks
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    Liar Tuck.

  8. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    His favorite album is BloodSugarMamaSexPlastik.

  9. Bono Sitting Uncomfortably In Cab Backseat Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    Now THAT is a man holding in a wicked shit. I will not be convinced otherwise.

  10. Russell Simmons Looking At Prostitutes Cell Phone
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    When is he going to go by his real name? Black Mr. Rogers.

  11. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
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    That’s very nice.

  12. Jaime King
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    Wait. Lemme fetch my sharpened dragon glass!

  13. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I would rather be anyone else on the planet than that guy. That includes the starving kids from the commercials with the flies in their faces. Who could eat after looking at her face anyway?

  14. Hugh Jackman Black Beard Facial Hair Cowboy Hat Wife Deborra Lee Furness
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    Wolverine has been going through an experimental phase since Jean Grey died.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Double Chin Chiltern Firehouse
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    2 bags and none she can claim are actually hers…

  16. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    j/k
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    So Godzilla is a transvestite now?

  17. Joe Manganiello Mario Lopez Sticking Tongue Out Extra
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    After years of pondering, I think I now have solved what the elusive AC in AC Slater stands for: All Cock…

  18. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    “You see, your profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don’t.”

  19. Bono Sitting Uncomfortably In Cab Backseat Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
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    “‘Tis all paid for by t’tax money I didn’t pay…freeeeeedom!”

  20. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    Here’s a tip: discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese.

  21. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    So that’s where they got the model for the original Troll Doll. I always wondered.

  22. Sam Rockwell Icepacks On Knee And Shoulder Riding Bike
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    This guys is an awesome actor so I can easily overlook this… whatever this is…

  23. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    “Hickory dickory dock, I got a phone comin’ outta my cock.”

  24. Meagan Good Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    Got a case of TryWayTooHardis.

  25. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Socks
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    No matter what he does, he always manages to dress up as Guy I Want to Punch in the Fucking Mouth.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    NOW HULK SMASHH!!

  27. Christian Slater The Adderall Diaries Set
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    “I’m kiiiiing of the wooooorld!”

    “Wrong movie, asshole.”

  28. Billy Idol Mock Drinking Onstage
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    Has he been moonlighting with The Prodigy?

  29. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Before she Photoshopped this pic, that door was half-open.

  30. Meagan Good Cleavage See Through Blouse
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wonder if she’s dumb enough to help me lift this couch into my van?

  31. Russell Simmons Looking At Prostitutes Cell Phone
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    “So it’ll be $5,000 for this session. It’s gonna be credit card right? Let me get my Square attachment.”

  32. Jaime King
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    Momentarily I thought Lindsay Lohan had died and come back as the undead.

  33. Sam Rockwell Icepacks On Knee And Shoulder Riding Bike
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    I didn’t know the Special Olympics had time trials.

  34. Alex Pettyfer Drunk
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    Wrong caption

    “TOTALLY SOBER Alex Pettyfer in Los Angeles.”

    I hear he’s cute but crazy. Why are the pretty ones always crazy, Lou?

  35. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    Apparently the jean designers decided to reinforce the back bot not the legs against farts….

  36. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Fuck yeah. Look at that hourglass figure. Give m a week with her Coco, Nicki Minaj, Maria Menunous and Iggy Azalea. You won’t hear from me for a week.

  37. Nicki Minaj Swimsuit Instagram
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    Weighs 12 pounds less without her makeup. Nice.

  38. Christian Slater The Adderall Diaries Set
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    “Seriously, someone had to be fuckin’ tripping on ‘shrooms to cast me in a movie! AMIRITE??!!??”

  39. Jaime King
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    “Jaime”? Is that a typo for “Jadis”?

  40. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    FEE FI FO FUM!

  41. Russell Simmons Looking At Prostitutes Cell Phone
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    “This new iWhore app is great.”

  42. Jaime King
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    Bad colour for a blonde (obviously). A sky blue with the same outfit would have been very flattering for this beautiful lady.

  43. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    Dr. Quinn, Motorboatable Woman.

  44. Lindsay Lohan Double Chin Chiltern Firehouse
    anonymous
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    So is booze and drugs like cheating? Doesn’t really count if you are doing it in a different country…

  45. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    He got the name “Brick” because that what he shat after he saw her naked for the first time.

  46. Billy Idol Mock Drinking Onstage
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    In the midnight hour
    She cries more more more
    With a rebel yell
    She cries more more more
    Mooooore!

  47. Nicki Minaj Swimsuit Instagram
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    fuck EVERYONE. I would bang her, HARD.

  48. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    That dress looked a little different when Angelina Jolie wore it. As in completely different and unrecognisable.

  49. Russell Simmons Looking At Prostitutes Cell Phone
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    She’s better off having sex with a pie.

  50. Fran Drescher Nipples No Bra Belly See Through Dress
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    HNEEAHNH!

    I can’t spell it, but you know how it sounds.

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