The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.12.14

June 12th, 2014 // 456 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features back-to-back shots of Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid for those of you having trouble starting the conversation about drugs with your children. There’s also Hugh Jackman‘s facial hair for his role in Peter Pan which he didn’t at all take entirely based on mistaking Peter’s affectionate nickname for Tinkerbell. (Long way around for that one, I know.) Finally, did you know Andrew Dice Clay had a direct line to the White House?

“Hickory Dickory Dock, some bitch was sucking my cock, as the clock struck two, I dropped off my goo, and when are we going to even begin the conversation on meaningful immigration reform? I’m not even talking amnesty here, but could we at least acknowledge that separating parents from young children just creates a revolving door of deportation an re-entry?”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Meagan Good Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    Middle name: “looksdamned.”

  2. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    Cock Dr
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    I thought that was Iggy Pop down there slumming as a backup dancer, but closer inspection reveals that person isn’t wrinkly enough.

  3. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
    Deacon Jones
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    Where’s a rag soaked with chlorophyll when you need one?

  4. Lindsay Lohan Double Chin Chiltern Firehouse
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    There’s the panicked look of someone who realized she stole Auric Goldfinger’s bag and the Tin Man’s back pack.

  5. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Safe bet that everyone in the room hates everyone else in the room, even the baby.

  6. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
    Deacon Jones
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    Looks like Carrot Top has finally cut back on the HGH

  7. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    Looks like he made her angry earlier.

  8. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage
    jake
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    BEETLEJUICE!

  9. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    Oh my.

  10. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Daughter Rowan
    Jake
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    Do not wear leather pants past age 35. Seriously. Unless you are Steven Tyler.

  11. Bono Sitting Uncomfortably In Cab Backseat Leaving Chiltern Firehouse
    CrashHell
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    Those glasses only have images of eyes inlayed into the lenses. Bono is actually sleeping…shhhhhhh!

  12. Billy Idol Mock Drinking Onstage
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    Billy Idol gets it.

  13. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
    maoix
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    Thin privilege is being able to pull your shirt away from your stomach. #yesallfatties

  14. Sophia Bush Side Boob Pathway To The Cure
    Come to Granddaddy
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    I’d parachute out of a helicopter on top of that.

  15. Jaime King
    Cock Dr
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    Winter is coming.

  16. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    When he was younger, Kanye dreamed of banging hot white chicks. Someday his dream will come true.

  17. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    That’s a lot of white clothes for a family that can’t physically wipe their own asses.

  18. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
    Deacon Jones
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    This guy is such a whiny pussy these days. He reminds me of the fat Jewish guys that used to come into the TCBY I worked at, order the biggest Shiver we sold, then complain about the price.

  19. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    Never mind banning guns. When are we going to ban plastic surgeons?

  20. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t look her in the eyes. It could be mistaken as a sign of aggression and she’ll charge.
    Outrunning shouldn’t be much of a problem just do not fall down. If you fall down you’re dead.

  21. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
    maoix
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    I don’t care how pink her butthole is, this just can’t be possible without considerable compensation.

  22. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    Hickory, dickory, dock,
    I’m old and can’t use my cock.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Double Chin Chiltern Firehouse
    CrashHell
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    How does Lindsay NOT get cast in the Adderall Diaries? For shame Hollywood, for Shame.

  24. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
    maoix
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    “Little Bo Peep sat on my dick! OH! So anyway, Mom, where should we take Dad for Father’s Day?”

  25. Tara Reid Drunk Cleavage
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    She looks like my aunt, and she’s my age!

  26. Beth Chapman Huge Fat Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    maoix
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    I’m sure I’ve fought this end boss in at least 2 video games. If I recall, its weakness is mullets.

  27. Sam Rockwell Icepacks On Knee And Shoulder Riding Bike
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    DO YOU EVEN BIKE, BRO??

  28. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
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    did kesha age 50 years overnight?

    guy with the long hair is worried, he knows men that get that close to kesha’s snootch usually die within minutes.

  29. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    MD2020
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    2 Men and a Little Tranny.

  30. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Socks
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    this guy is a huge fuckstick.

  31. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m certain there are 19 diseases exhibited in this picture, none of which there’s a cure for.

  32. Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples See Through Blouse Lullaby Screening
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    wow, Google Image is her friend, this dress is not

  33. Kathy Griffin Wrinkles Crows Feet No Makeup Randy Bick
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    Perfect shot. She’s looking up at him with pride, he’s looking down at the pavement in shame.

  34. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
    renotastic
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    “Yo! Leather sweat pants or no?”

  35. Joe Manganiello Mario Lopez Sticking Tongue Out Extra
    K-tron
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    “Alright Manganiello, I’m gonna go like *this* and if your nipple gets in the way, it’s your own fault.”

  36. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
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    He looks better in those Sprint commercials.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Socks
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    Tucking the pant legs into his socks, I see he’s practicing good health and safety measures against ticks.

  38. Hugh Jackman Black Beard Facial Hair Cowboy Hat Wife Deborra Lee Furness
    renotastic
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    He looks great with his goatee AND his beard.

  39. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    She’d probably look a lot hotter if she was falling straight down out of a hot air balloon or something

  40. Sam Rockwell Icepacks On Knee And Shoulder Riding Bike
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    Your move, Tobey Maguire.

  41. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    There has never been a better time for a tactical nuclear strike. Leave no organic matter alive.

  42. Billy Idol Mock Drinking Onstage
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    He does

  43. Kesha Cameltoe Standing On Backup Dancers Legs Pathway To The Cure
    Quagmire
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    Anything for a buck, right Iggy Pop and Michael Stipe?

  44. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Mom Jeans JFK Airport
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Me: Let me help you with your bags.

    Candice: Does your penis need to be out while your doing that?

    Penis: Hell yeah bitch! (My penis is very vulgar.)

  45. Kanye West Lecturing Kris Jenner Kylie Jenner Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian At Wedding Instagram
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    “..and then write something witchy in their blood…”

  46. Andrew Dice Clay Talking Into Toy Phone
    renotastic
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    You know they make Just For Men for sideburns too, Dice!

  47. Khloe Kardashian Bra See Blouse Shirt Torn Jeans Scott Disick
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    oh my god!!

    Scott, run!!! She’s going to hang you upside down in ice and then devour you!

  48. Hugh Jackman Black Beard Facial Hair Cowboy Hat Wife Deborra Lee Furness
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    I can barely notice their 13 year age difference.

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