The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.9.13

May 9th, 2013 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we showcase photos we think you need to see, but don’t necessarily have a ton of commentary for. Except for this Donald Trump pic. I’ve already written 32 pages of a book about what’s wrong with this picture. Anyway, we’ve also got Craig Robinson and his impression of the studio exec’s face when they look at the box office numbers for this movie, Billy Zane happily ended, Zac Efron from a dream I had last night on the set, and Wyclef Jean from a dream Wayne LaPierre had last night posing with his new custom guitar.

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    “When we saw the T-4000, we knew our victory over the machines was nearly complete.”

  2. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
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    “Does everyone else see the smiling tennis ball? Is it real? Just be cool, beee cooool…”

  3. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    On the right: a waistline. On the left: a circumference.

  4. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
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    “UP-SIDE IN-SIDE OUT
    LIVIN’ LA VIDA HAS-BEEN!”

  5. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
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    “STOP THAT MAN! HE’S STEALING KEANU’S HOUSE!”

  6. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
    carpaltunnel
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    lick those armpits!

  7. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
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    This is how Reddit thinks it looks when it puts on its fedora and combs its neckbeard.

  8. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    smanchwhich
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    god damnit. i was going to say “i had been wondering where they got the arms to photoshop onto beyonce from,” but theoriginalJ beat me to the beyonce punch. Touche, you elegant bastard.

  9. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    Pine Table Fever
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    Terminator 2 was released in 1991.

    1991.

  10. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
    lily
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    shes so cute!

  11. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    lily
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    clearly photoshopped an ass onto her, since hers looks like a saggy pancake.

  12. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
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    fat and fake, lovely combo

  13. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    Brit
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    Best money shot I’ve sen in a while. Peter North bow down

  14. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    surprised by all the hate above! I think she looks great!

  15. Rose McGowan Cleavage Bleach Blonde Hair
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    she ruined her face

  16. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    cute body

  17. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    Jason
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    Hey dude, you left your bib on…

  18. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    Jason
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    Tyler Perry, as Craig Robinson, in whatever this movie is….

  19. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
    Jason
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    Guess which one has the glory hole…

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    lori
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    Her arms look like pipe cleaners.

  21. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
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    Looks like a cross between John Mayer and Justin Bieber.

  22. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    oh yeah, um, tits. moving on.

  23. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
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    She needs a lot more road work to look even remotely attractive.

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    Skeeter
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    She seems really full of herself but I would still allow her to sit on my face.

  25. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    She’s fucking beautiful. That is all.

  26. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    Even the water looks shopped to hell.

  27. Rihanna Posing With Fan
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    That’s unfair. Anyone’s vagina would be that wide after repeated fisting from Chris Brown.

  28. Rihanna Posing With Fan
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    “Dis here finger. She like it when I use dis finger.”

  29. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    the white william’s sister

  30. Zoe Saldana Erect Nipples Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    She’s very cute, but I gotta say I like Thandie Newton better. Great nipples, though.

  31. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
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    OH MY GOD! Dude’s shitting himself!

  32. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    I fail to understand why she’s named “Busy.” Every time I see her she’s just standing around with her thumb in her ass.

  33. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    in short, YUM!

  34. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
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    Can anyone tell me why he’s wearing men’s clothing? Is he a transvestite?

  35. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    This incredibly cute woman has the I.Q. of burned toast.

  36. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
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    It looks like he stole that jacket from Peter Dinklage.

  37. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    The photoshoppers were working overtime on this one.

  38. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    Is that balloon robot filled with cocaine?

  39. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
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    Yeah baby. Stay sexy. She takes great care of her body and it shows.

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
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    That tennis ball is a representation of his balls after having sex with multiple supermodels.

  41. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    I’ve always wanted to see her looking back at me smiling like that. I’m usually a lot closer to her in my fantasy. A LOT closer.

  42. Zoe Saldana Erect Nipples Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    She has some nice little boobs. Love the pokies. You should bring them out more often.

  43. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
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    Shouldn’t have made that stop at Taco Bell before the premier.

  44. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    So fucking sexy.

  45. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    She’s always been a sexy little piece.

  46. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
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    Happy ending: Achieved!

  47. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
    Helena Handbasket
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    Still highly bangable

  48. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
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    It is a sad commentary of our times when an instrument that can bring peace and love together, looks like greed, suffering, and death.

  49. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    D4
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    Chicken lips and no ass.

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