The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.9.13

May 9th, 2013 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we showcase photos we think you need to see, but don’t necessarily have a ton of commentary for. Except for this Donald Trump pic. I’ve already written 32 pages of a book about what’s wrong with this picture. Anyway, we’ve also got Craig Robinson and his impression of the studio exec’s face when they look at the box office numbers for this movie, Billy Zane happily ended, Zac Efron from a dream I had last night on the set, and Wyclef Jean from a dream Wayne LaPierre had last night posing with his new custom guitar.

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  1. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    Nice mullet, douche.

  2. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
    bonerofcuntention
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    WTF is a Message Parlor

  3. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    Jenn
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    And her demon eyes. They burn me!

  4. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
    Jenn
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    Well yes, honey, I know he’s crazy and orange, but his money’s green!

  5. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    Jenn
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    If it’s the adjustable, he’s doing it slowly, which is better that the older ones that had the patient puking their weight out quickly and unhealthily. Give the man some credit for trying. None for those damn pants up under his pits though. Not one damn bit. Ugh.

  6. Rose McGowan Cleavage Bleach Blonde Hair
    Jenn
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    I think Chihuahuas died for her to have that ugly jacket, unless it’s all the skin saved from her surgeries. If the latter should catch on in Hollywood, having a jacket made from the tanned hide of a famous person would be fabulous!! And psychotic!!! But, hey Hollywood. Eh.

  7. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    Jenn
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    My ass hurts. Where the hell is Tyler?

  8. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
    Jenn
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    He velcroed his hoodie to his hair, so it’ll stay artfully in place. Betcha.

  9. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
    Jenn
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    Is a message parlor a place where you go, and lie on the table, and they talk softly to your back? A back whisperer. Relaxx….you’re not tense.

    • No, silly. See the envelope in his hand? It’s a special message. That’s what you get at the Message Parlor. His probably says, “Dude! Button up your shirt! You look like crap.”

      • I had to recall my actual sign in name to reply. Augh!
        It’s true, he also looks like an escapee from a hipster old folks’ home. And the smirk says, he stole something on the way out!

  10. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
    Swearin
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    “Hey, if we let pop and R&B stars pee on us, maybe we’ll become popular and famous again! It worked for that one girl, didn’t it?” – NBC executive

  11. Rihanna Posing With Fan
    Swearin
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    Even after making millions of dollars, Rihanna is still keeping it ‘hood.

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
    Swearin
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    Inception 2 looks fucking wierd

  13. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    KingDoosher
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    who at a what?

  14. Zoe Saldana Erect Nipples Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Swearin
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    “Everyone shut the hell up! Lt. Uhura is trying to communicate.”

  15. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    Swearin
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    “Good news, Craig! The Office is going to run 2 more seasons! And you’ll be in most of the episodes!”

  16. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
    Grafikman
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    Practice makes perfect.

  17. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    What a bunch of assholes.

  18. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
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    When he smiles, Trump’s face simply glows with humility, compassion, and sincerity.

  19. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    That gal is sporting some fucking guns. I wish I could get her to come over and help me rearrange my living room.

  20. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
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    Ya know, Zac, you can do that all day long and that banana still won’t cum in your mouth!

  21. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    “Hey, yer honor, man…don’t, like, take that horseshit from that other fuckin’ dude. Like, punch him right in the face.”

  22. Rose McGowan Cleavage Bleach Blonde Hair
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    She seems to still have great tits.

  23. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
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    “Please, please let me take it home with me. I’ve always wanted to blow myself.”

  24. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    tom
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    That Mazda3 is such a good car, I like it.

  25. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
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    Looks like he just peepled in his pants.

  26. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
    JD
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    Please. No more.

  27. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
    Captain Dick
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    He’s assuming normal position.

  28. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    Kelly
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    She’s on a 23 year run of hotness. That’s pretty awesome. Even the hottes chicks gets 10 years at best (check back, Kate Upton), except for the lucky few

  29. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    JoelCairo
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and this is what I used to kill my relevancy.”

  30. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    navvet75
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    Alice Cooper

  31. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    dirtdog
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    FAT

  32. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
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    HAHAHAHA!!!!

  33. Tom Hanks Moustache The 2013 Drama Desk Nominees Reception
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    Uncle Pervy should avoid close-ups…

  34. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    You’d think that by now seeing the Beyonce impressions would get old, but they still get a laugh from me.

  35. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    Her Greek heritage is becoming more prominent as she ages.

  36. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
    cc
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    He’s not actually coming or going from anywhere. Those are his few remaining possessions and hanging out the airport is just camouflage.

  37. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    cc
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    That looks really good.

  38. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    bennyb
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    thats perfect!!

  39. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    Nettie
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    Jon Hamm penis sight…..oh.

  40. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    tlmck
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    Chris Krispy Kreme.

  41. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    tlmck
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    I have not seen her in a while, but I used to enjoy me some Nia Peeples back in the day.

  42. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
    tlmck
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    His twin brother Seacrest should just come out already.

  43. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
    tlmck
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    She has a little Julia Stiles thing going on there.

  44. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
    tlmck
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    He must be a really big star to be handling his own luggage.

  45. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
    tlmck
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    She needs to get her own sitcom where she is scantily clad every week.

  46. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to get her own sitcom where she is scantily clad every week.

  47. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    tlmck
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    Yeah, like a rapper is going to know how to play a guitar.

  48. Tom Hanks Moustache The 2013 Drama Desk Nominees Reception
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    This reminds me of my childhood. I gotta call my shrink.

  49. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    Wyclef is one of the greatest artist in hip-hop. He can do what ever da fuck he wants.

  50. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
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    Ahhh…doin’ what he does best…

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