The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.9.13

May 9th, 2013 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we showcase photos we think you need to see, but don’t necessarily have a ton of commentary for. Except for this Donald Trump pic. I’ve already written 32 pages of a book about what’s wrong with this picture. Anyway, we’ve also got Craig Robinson and his impression of the studio exec’s face when they look at the box office numbers for this movie, Billy Zane happily ended, Zac Efron from a dream I had last night on the set, and Wyclef Jean from a dream Wayne LaPierre had last night posing with his new custom guitar.

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- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    Vladimir
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    Opposing gut strategies; belt over vs belt under…

  2. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
    Vladimir
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    Jeff Goldblum could make this work…but, you’re no Jeff Goldblum.

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
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    Cast Away finally gets a sequel with Spaulding.

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
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    Cast Away finally gets a sequel for Spaulding.

  5. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    I heard Urban Outfitters is coming out with a barrel on suspenders for their summer line.

  6. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    Yep, that’s about all “The Voice” is good for.

  7. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    What face?

  8. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
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    Fund anything, eh? How about a less orange spray tan formula?

  9. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    So cute.

  10. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    Man, it looks like she’s trying to control the ball with her mind.

  11. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
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    so trump bilks senior citizens of their ss checks and funds anything he wants.
    like golf courses in scotland.

  12. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
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    The other half of his auditions training involves drinking a lot of cough syrup to numb the throat.

  13. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
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    This seems about right.

  14. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    I guess he’s not wearing his monocle, top-hat and umbrella today.

  15. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    I wonder if she’s really as dumb as she came across in American Idol? Either way – would do.

  16. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    GordonGEICO
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    I was going to say “He may have a female name…” but I don’t know what the fuck a “Sabine” is.

  17. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
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    “Health Within Massage”? Someone just finished fisting Billy’s ass in there, didn’t they?

  18. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    brooke hogan?

  19. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    so if all the 2016 republican presidential contenders start pigging out, nobody will notice how fat he is.

  20. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    Kel
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    “Not a lot of reflective surfaces down in the garbage state, huh?”
    “Still… could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.”

  21. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    it'smeain't
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    Isn’t this one of the stupid, liberal (but I repeat myself) assholes who is complaining about guns?

  22. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    Senor Trout
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    Unless he’s the dude on the right, I’m not sure I believe he had lap band surgery.

  23. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
    sdfsd
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    I want to know who’s on the other side of that gloryhole.

  24. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    Show me on the balloon doll where the bad man touched you?

  25. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    How can a glory hole be gay if you thinking about a girl??

  26. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    It’s appropriate that she is “The New Face And Body Of St.Tropez.”, because she has clearly gotten a new face and body.

  27. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    tlmck
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    Must have gotten into Serena’s steroid stash.

  28. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
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    Whatever she just said will be a played-out autotune video by this time next week.

  29. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    How can a glory hole be gay if you are thinking about a girl??

  30. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    The Terminator T-10 was less than effective.

  31. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    Amazed
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    Once Christie realizes he’ll never hold another elected office, he’ll take over for Snooki and Jwow in Jersey…

  32. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
    Lou Braccant
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    Hey guys, wanna see an impression of what this show is doing to the music industry?

  33. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    Such class. Such social aplomb. Such poise. Makes me want to run upstaris and watch The Voice while I eat dinner.

  34. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
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    They spelled gloryholes wrong.

  35. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
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    “Ricky, don’t touch that!”
    “It’s okay, I sleep with this guy.”

  36. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    Chris Christie: spokesman for the 40′s fashion revival.

  37. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
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    Now find Will i am and take him out!

  38. Rihanna Posing With Fan
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    I hit it first! – Chris Brown

  39. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    popwilleatitself
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    This woman cannot get enough, of herself.

  40. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
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    The only way he could look more Haitian is with a guitar made out of AZT and earthquake rubble.

  41. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
    mynameis
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    who’s that freaky pale dude with the wig behind donald trump??

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
    mynameis
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    I bet the tennis ball gets and oscar first

  43. Rose McGowan Cleavage Bleach Blonde Hair
    mynameis
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    someone should have warned here about the glass door there…

  44. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    mynameis
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    where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

  45. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
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    Trump heard that he can win a presidential election if he just buys every black person a phone.

  46. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    bitch yer really not all of that, OK?

  47. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    If he wins the presidential election in 2016, with Air force One be a barge?

  48. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    martian leader
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    ‘yeah, lap-band is working great. i’m down to an eighty-four.’
    m

  49. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    sitsdeep
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    plz

  50. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    sitsdeep
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    while they were fixing her, why didn’t they fix her feet?

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