The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.9.13

May 9th, 2013 // 308 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we showcase photos we think you need to see, but don’t necessarily have a ton of commentary for. Except for this Donald Trump pic. I’ve already written 32 pages of a book about what’s wrong with this picture. Anyway, we’ve also got Craig Robinson and his impression of the studio exec’s face when they look at the box office numbers for this movie, Billy Zane happily ended, Zac Efron from a dream I had last night on the set, and Wyclef Jean from a dream Wayne LaPierre had last night posing with his new custom guitar.

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- Photo Boy

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  1. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
    bdog821
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    His greatest hits album is a 45 RPM with one side blank.

  2. Rose McGowan Cleavage Bleach Blonde Hair
    emma watson's Vagina
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    so this is the love child of lady gaga and Marilyn Manson.

  3. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    We already know what this woman does with her physique and ferocity…she’s Ice T’s little blonde dressup bitch.

  4. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
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    One of those bags is just for eyeliner.

  5. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
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    Balloon Terminator: “Cum in me, if you want to live!”

  6. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    She needs to stop doing that exercise.

  7. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    She’s auditioning for a music video in 1991.

  8. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
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    I really hope they chlorinated that water.

  9. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
    jermlvr
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    Comparing warts…

  10. Tom Hanks Moustache The 2013 Drama Desk Nominees Reception
    The Pope
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    This picture needed to be to the left of the Maria Menounos picture, not the right.

  11. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
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    Haiti style…

  12. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    anonymous
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    From her lower neck to the bottom of her ass has been retouched and they didn’t even try to hide it. Someone should tell the photoshop artist that blur isn’t the only tool in the program.

  13. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
    anonymous
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    Tyler Perry aka Madea will do anything for a check.

  14. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    “I do my governing from a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”

  15. Ricky Martin Posing With His Cardboard Cutout
    Animal
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    He’s so gay, he’s hitting on himself.

    • DeucePickle

      I really want to give you a thumbs up for that one. But this site doesn’t want me to. or this browser, idk

  16. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
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    Hey!

    It’s the Uni-Boner

  17. Kate Moss Naked The New Face And Body Of St Tropez
    cc
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    ‘The New Coke’

  18. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    Animal
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    With an ass like that, I can forgive a grin like that.

  19. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    doritojoe
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    The zipper in those pants is longer than the one in most sleeping bags.

  20. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
    cc
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    Kim Kardashian…always late.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    catapostrophe
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    Menounass: It’s the Cottage-Cheesiest!™

  22. Donald Trump Posing With Old Black Lady FundAnything Launch
    cc
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    What a fraud, handing out upside down checks.

  23. Rihanna Posing With Fan
    cc
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    How not to look gangsta…make smooshy face.

  24. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    catapostrophe
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    “Now Chris, when you say the buffet was ‘waist-high,’ what do you mean, exactly?”

  25. Edward Furlong Humping Ballon Terminator Vegas Indie Film Fest Screening Matt's Choice
    cc
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    Can you imagine how bored the kids at that party were getting?

  26. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
    meeps!
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    Stay classy!

  27. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
    cc
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    She doesn’t do much for me…but that would certainly be an interesting position.

  28. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
    meeps!
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    Crap! They’ve made it off of Tatooine…

  29. Usher Adam Levine Pretending To Pee The Voice Season Four Red Carpet Event
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    Always figured these two would have been working the other side of the glory hole.

  30. Zoe Saldana Erect Nipples Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Now I see why Tom Hanks had that look on his face.

  31. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
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    “No Chris, we’re not going to let you run for President. You’re fat and your views are middle of the road. We just don’t think someone like that can connect with the average American.”

  32. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
    anonym
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    fake ass
    fake tits.

  33. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I can’t wait to watch The Black Fockers. Looks funny

  34. Zoe Saldana Erect Nipples Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    She most likely just saw an amazing ass

  35. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    Is it wrong that I always thought her name was Busty Philipps

  36. Zac Efron Eating Banana The Townies Set
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    Zac just heard that their still casting.

  37. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
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    Must be his Groupon or his pimp cut.

  38. Leonardo DiCaprio GMA
    thegrouchomarxist
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    In every shot there’s a tennis ball saying it all with its eyes.

  39. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    journalschism
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    Escorts the King Slayer. Plays tennis. Brienne of Tarth does it all.

  40. Craig Robinson Peeples Premiere
    journalschism
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    Patrice O’Neal face.

  41. Jared Leto Stupid Clothes
    Pine Table Fever
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    Of course he’s carrying a Panama hat. Why *wouldn’t* this skinny streak of piss be carrying such a thing?

  42. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
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    Peel the layers to reveal a scrumptious dick.

  43. Chris Christie Fat High Waisted Pants
    cc
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    Dude…you needed bariatric surgery.

  44. Lindsay Arnold Butt Yoga Pants Dancing With The Stars Practice
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    Lipless.

  45. Sabine Lisicki Mutua Madrid Open Tennis Tournament
    JustOneTime
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    Tennis? REALLY! This is UFC shit… and all my dimes are on her!

  46. Billy Zane Unbuttoned Shirt Fedora Massage Parlor
    cc
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    He’s kind of like a younger, gayer Kojak.

  47. Wyclef Jean AK37 Guitar
    cc
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    I am pretty sure Jimi Hendrix did something like this with an M16…40 years ago.

  48. Rihanna Posing With Fan
    Vladimir
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    Glad to see Theo Huxtable doing so well…

  49. Tom Hanks Moustache The 2013 Drama Desk Nominees Reception
    Vladimir
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    Well I guess we all know who got the lead for The Mike Ditka Story…

  50. Coco Butt Yoga Shorts Working Out Twitter
    sam
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    She will look like a man in a few years.

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